Are Brits RL Tolkien's Elves, destined to diminish as a

I thought that poles and pakis were orcs.

they are actually the french, or more specifically norman implants in britain

Elfs are finns m8
Orcs are Africans and slavs

>>72122112
nigs and irish are the orcs

>>72121991
Nah elves are obviously scandis they even look elven

>>72121991
It's the celts, the men are anglosaxons. Elvish language is even based on Cornish

>>72122112
they were muslims

Hobbits are Brits. This couldn't be more obvious.
Smelly, big feet. Short. Good at nothing except being stuck inside their own little xenophobic Brexitland.

>>72122112
>>72122378
>>72122389
but we are orcs, orcs have slanted eyes, small stature, warlike and come in large numbers

>>72122648
the southern men with the oliphants are asians

obviously

>>72122700
>..they are (or were) squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types
we are orcs

sry but no western fantasy would spend so much screen time on asians

no way bro

>>72122880

Is that why they never made a movie about Attila?

>little xenophobic Brexitland.
Sounds comfy

>>72122601
howling at this post
I LOVE how upset continentals are over brexit, wipe those tears away m8

>>72121991
>Boromir
>Bór
>mir
We wuz humanz an shiet

If you take into consideration Tolkien's dislike of nazis and the fact that orcs are corrupted elves and the fact that south/east of the orcland is brown people land, it becomes pretty clear that orcs are Nazi Germans and that Sauron is Hitler.

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>>72123935
I mean just look at this map.

Morgoth - Allah
Sauron - Muhammad
Orcs - Arabs
Uruk-hai - Turks
Goblins - Pakis & Afghans
Haradrim - Iranians

>>72124063
absolute STATE of continentals
it's funny because this is now the same as the EU

You have the chance to recast that elf witch that blanchet plays.

Who do you choose

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>>72126968
You

>MUH TOLKIEN ANALOGIES TO REAL WORLD SHIT
Fuck off you literary plebs

>>72122648
>we have slanted eyes
U wut m8
>small stature
U wutttt m80
I have never met a pole like that
Maybe a fin but never a pole

>>72123935
He also hated commies senpai
He was one of the early supporters of animal farm