why do americans eggs fridge microwave easter shoes ketchup shot

>>72066907
>be american
>get fat
>be shot

>>72066907
It's the magical recipe for freedom. At face value it just seems like a bunch of nonsense which is why your cunt will never be free.

>>72066907
Living on my own because of university forced me to start using the microwave a whole lot more.

Now I cannot stop using the microwave, I cook everything in the microwave. I even grill chicken and all sorts of meat inside of it. All kinds of food, the microwave always works and cooks it perfectly through and to your liking, and really quick.

I can't blame Americans for using it every time, it's the best invention ever.
More and more Argentines are turning to the microwave as well.

>>72067033
No love for the pressure cooker? It's still pretty fast.

>>72067033
i use it for scrambled eggs, it's healthier

>>72066907
that's how the truly freedom works, you don't even have to justify to yourself

>>72067033
>I even grill chicken and all sorts of meat inside of it
Now that's gotta be bait. Microwave cooked meat is fucking disgusting, I know that from experience.

>>72067033
but do you boil water in the microwave?
you didn't mention that
that is very important
if you are not doing that
you are only using 30% of its magic powers
microwavable mate anyone?

>>72067067
that is true
he is baiting
microwave is for heating shit not cooking

>>72067033
I almost never use the microwave. wtf?

Just use a pan on the stove, or a pot. Shits' simple yo.

>>72067127
you can make scrambled eggs in the microwave, even muffins and i'm serious

not meat though, that is actual bait

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>>72067033
Haha good good

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>>72066907
microwave ketchup shoe sandwich in toaster oven hamburger block of cheese butter marshmallow

>>72067156
>scrambled eggs
but you need to keep stirring them every few seconds otherwise that's not proper scrambled eggs. i dunno maybe it is possible, never tried that

>>72067033
Good. Now... next level: you need to try rare steak. Or at least medium rare.

>>72067229
they don't taste exactly the same, specially considering that you aren't using oil to fry it but that makes it less fattening

i usually just stir an egg in a small glass bowl and put it in the microwave on high for like 2 minutes

>cooking meat in the microwave

is this the final redpill