Azure window recently fell in gozo, also ask a maltese person

How are you coping?

>>72056350
Im enjoying the memes

Are the British going to revoke your Victoria's cross for failing to defend your island?

I was planning on moving to your country in a years time. Hopefully Brexit doesnt fuck that up.

>>72056409
Kek.
>>72056439
You'll be welcomed here, brexit or not.
Lotsa people like the brits and so does the goverment.
Just dont go live in sliema unless you want to see fucking teenagers running around the entire town.

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I don't really understand the logistics here senpai

So the entire area used to be above water and now it's submerged?

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>>72056578

>>72056326
do you speak english or maltesian in day to day conversiation with other maltesians?

>>72056518
>You'll be welcomed here, brexit or not.
we'll see, I hope so!

>>72056578
The arch in the picture is what fell anon.
And pretty much all that happened is it fell yeah
>>72056646
We speak maltese to each other unless your a northern faggot in which case gou only speak english and disgrace your heritage

Tell us crazy things about Malta no foreigner knows.

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F

>>72056694
What the fuck do foreigners even know about here?
One odd thing?
You'd think we would like arabs having our language based off theirs.
We do not fucking like them at all.

>>72056774
Maltese is the only Semitic language recognized as an official language of Europe. You don't think that's cool?

>>72056774
u have pastry things and unironically eat rabbit
you wuz templars

>>72056326
why do so many of you come to australia

Maltese is a dead language.
The only reason people visit your speck of shit island is because you can go to English language schools there for a holiday course.

>>72056861
Ww2 nalta was a shit and so many went to australia.
Have myself some family down there.
>>72056801
Its neat.
>>72056832
WE
WUZ
KNIGHTS
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SHIEEET

>>72056326
Hey Malta, why doesn't your cute non country build a bridge between your islands ? Do you go often between islands ? On which one do you live

>>72056896
wow, rude
malta also has a very competitive tax regime and popeye village

>>72056896
Ahmed stop being so salty your dinghy fucking deflated trying to get to malta from africa.
>>72056927
I live on the main island poland desu.
Its also too expensive for us to build loke a 4km bridge to gozo.
Also the two other islands are barely used or wildlife reserves>>72056937
Popeye village is fucking great

>>72056997
d-do people live on comino?

>>72057046
Yes they do.
Only a family though

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does malta have other arches?
thoughts on this one?

>>72056326
What's your language like?

>>72056518
>sliema
didn't notice you'd written this
my mum grew up there lmao

>>72057106
Useful for us as noone else can speak it, too many languages welded into one that youd have to know english arabic and italian to understand a concersation

The arch is only popular since it fell, since everyone here is only interested in being the guy who talks about recent events.>>72057162
Not a bad place but the amount of foreigners will make you feel like you moved into fucking serbia.

If you're coming here to live for a decent amount of time, learning some of the language will make people like you more as modt of the foreigners here dont really care about our language as most of us speak english.

>>72057217
Give me a complicated sentence in Maltese

>italo-tunisians
mistake

Tell me about the Templar Knights

>>72057346
Naghtik li tghidli, kif inhu l-pajjiz tieghek habib u ma tkunx taf il-hi bhalissa uwx?
That is a xomplicated sentence avoiding most unused words
>>72057437
We're the knights of st john canada friend>>72057423
Ahmed enjoy your benefits i see

>>72057217
huh it always used to be quite a nice/upmarket neighbourhood, i swear?

>>72057508
Not anymore or since the late 2000s anyway, probably lived in a nicer area then i normally go though.

>>72057476
Looks like the language of our moriscos

>>72056326
How do I get a Maltese gf?

a rock fell into the sea

>thisisnews

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>ask a maltese person anything

How the fuck do you guys make these?

>>72057820
Secret
>>72057661
Be rich or /fit/
>>72057786
We are a fucking island.

>>72058073
Welp, i'm neither of those. i guess i will just kill myself. Malta was my last hope.

>>72058103
You can still get fit, anon.

I honestly prefer the Durdle Door. More aesthetically pleasing shape of the arch.

>>72058357
he still wont have much luck i dont think
maltese girls are pure catholic qts

>>72056326
Is Malta socially conservative or socially liberal or are progressive in some areas and conservative in others?

Also how do you view refugees and foreigners in general?

>>72056774
are you a knight, or do you know any knights?

>>72057786
Fuck off edgelord.

>>72058485
>catholic
thats where you're wrong.
we're losing all our catholic tradition
>>72058731
I'd like to be, I know a guy who is an honorary knight.
>>72058724
Conservative, but we're changing into progressive sadly. Our guberment uses the LGBT shit to gain votes though.
>>72058103
No problem anon if you're a decent guy you could find one, you wont get a 10/10 qt but you could get a nice maltese girl?

>>72058865
how much of the language to i have to know to get a gf

>>72058865
weed will get you thrown in jail still im guessing?
>>72059014
literally none
english is an official language and 99% of them speak it perfectly

>>72058865
how do you become a honorary knight

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>Malta
Literally who?

>>72057476
looks dope

>>72059069
If you aren't a moron you could hide it.
I know 15 year olds who are pot heads who grow it, not too hard if you're not trying to show it to the police.
>>72059124
Do something worthy of becoming an honorary knight or serve in the English military(i think)
>>72059299
nice dubs
>>72059525
t-thanks

Why does this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta still exist and function effectively as its own country?

>>72056518
Stayed in Sliema for two weeks last month, had an absolute time

>>72060119
Not Maltese but I think it's just one of those things that's still around just because it never actually got disbanded.

Also aren't they based primarily in Rome anyways?