>Be non-Anglo >Get to speak your native language plus automatically

do not blame your race if you're just retarded

>>72049465

How is it fucking fair that no matter how much I practice my American English accent, I will always cap at 95% and sound like a filthy foreigner?

>>72049465
>by magic
No, people actually put more effort into their foreign language skills. We are just
>muh english

>>72049613
yeah, it's almost as if you were an actual filthy foreigner

>>72049465
It took me 8 years (including private lessons) to get bilingual.
We don't exactly absorb languages by osmosis.

>>72049465
>be Anglo
>natively know the only relevant language in the world with zero effort put in
Feels good man. Non-Anglos shouldn't be allowed to exist.

>>72049613
>be non-Anglo
>can't pronounce "th" sound
I laugh every time

>>72049663

What if I don't want to be that, you cheeky kunt?

>>72049649
More like exposure. I would say most people on 4chan that are ESL learnt from videogames and assorted media.

I learnt watching anime with english subs + shitposting daily

>>72049649
no, it really is like by magic.
they teach you english in school but it's very basic, you end up learning through internet and american media (tv shows and movies mostly), and it's so gradual that you don't even realize it's happening until you can watch shit without subtitles.

lmao, it's as time-consuming for us to speak english as speaking other language for you. are you taking your statistics just from 4chan? the people here are usually more austistic, more lonely and their intelligence is higher than average, they knew they'll need english when they were younger or just learnt it out of boredom

>>72049766

Th sounds are not a problem. It's generally your R's that fuck me up. A bunch of R's clustered together just mushes up my entire sentence sometimes.

>>72049613
why would you want to sound american, desu british accent sound way cooler

>>72049768
then you'd have to be born again but in USA, you fucking mongoloid.

>>72049896

I don't want to live in Britain, man. Even worse climate than here, uggu desu senpai. I would only move there for work reasons, while USA is kinda tempting for reasons other than work opportunities as well.

>>72049989
People in the USA view the British accent as sophisticated though, so there's literally no downside to learning European English.

>>72049982

Whitey, I only need to speak the language perfectly, but it's virtually impossible. Fuck foreigners who don't bring their a-game to their new country.

I learned English through osmosis, what are you all talking about? We are all plants in need of English to survive, how come you don't know at least that already? It's not like I at least have a huge pile of test papers and workbooks from my youth, neh, that can't be it, I'm certain.

>>72049855
Higher than average? Based on what statistics are you making that assumption, kind anon? Most posters here are indeed lonelier than usual, but that by no means equate to actual intelligence.

Are language private lessons like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GynxCHPzTlE

>>72050042
>People in the USA view the British accent as sophisticated though
A very specific british accent. Most brits sound like unintelligible gibberish.

>>72050120
With British accent I mean received pronunciation of course, not cockney.

>>72050120

Like Nigel Farrage, right? I like that accent.

>>72050049
>no universal healthcare
>no free universities
>no gun control
>death penalty
>houses made of cardboard
>racial segregation

why the fuck would migrate to USA of all places?
your country has like the highest HDI, it's pretty good, even if there's just like 10 other people living there.

I just want to fuck some white/black girls. Not fair for me. Everyone should learn Korean from now!

>>72049649
I'm pretty sure that 98% of the latam posters on this board didn't pay attention to their english classes at school and learnt almost by osmosis just by watching tv and listening to music.

>>72049649
nah, i didn't really learn much at school and i didn't put any effort in, it pretty much came by itself

>>72050273

Climate and work opportunities. I also find the almost cartoonish (to a Scandinavian) social interactions rather appealing.

>>72050487
if you go there, I hope you don't get shot and raped by niggers.
have fun m8

>>72050584

Why tho

>>72049766
>>be non-Anglo
>>can't pronounce "th" sound
>I laugh every time
Because we'd need to abandon the good practices of our languages to to emulate the typical anglo dentition needed to produce such sound. On the other hand you anglos can't seems to pronounce 'r' for shit.

>have foreign friends i play vidya with
>most of them learned english from playing english vidya as kids and watching english shows etc
>tfw you never got the oppurtunity as a kid to have that happen to you
I do however remember playing pokemon ruby and for some reason my cartridge was in french. I had already played the game though, so as a kid i think I just tried to do what I did the first time I played it rather than understand what was going on in french

>>72050098
he is le 4kanker

>>72050603
why what? I said "I hope you don't get shot"

>>72049613
I know this feel.

>tfw Ameriboo in the closet
>tfw I'll never belong

>>72050710
you have to be culturally ameri/aglo cucked to be able to speak english. even though I spent almost 4 years at british school, i still cant talk with whiteheads.

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>learning a language is hard

>>72050815

Oh. Shiet, I gotta stop skimming through posts expecting everyone here to want me dead.

>>72049766
>>be non-Anglo
>>can't pronounce "th" sound
>I laugh every time
That's a meme. 'th' is no problem if you actually try it. There are just many people who can't be bothered to try because you don't need it to be understood.

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>we are better at our fourth language than Britbongs are at their second language

>>72050815
>Talking smugly as if you lived in a first world country
"hope you don't get shot"
Before talking shit about others defects, you have to look yourself in a mirror

>>72050983
cerrá el orto mogólico y revisa bien antes de postear >>72050273

si te pensas que estados unidos es mejor que argentina tomatelá y no vuelvas, discapacitado mental.

>>72049465
some non anglo people may write in english flawlessly but when speaking their pronunciation lacks terribly
mine for example is utter shit, I wish I had a geordie accent to impress my teachers ;_;

>>72050098
no statistics, just my observation, maybe i'm wrong idk

>>72051081
why are you so mean
i don't argue with violent people who chimp out and insult when they have no arguments

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>>72049465
>america
>anglo

>>72050932
> 6% of French can speak German
> learning languages is easy! :^)

>>72051528
deja de decir pelotudeces, te acabo de dar una lista de argumentos, cerrá el orto de una vez que ya se termina el paro y tenes que volver a la escuela.

>>72050869
be Ameriboo, out and proud!

>>72051588
I think the biggest obstacle to learning a language is the access to resources for immersion.
That's why everyone has such a hard time learning French and German.

Thank doge knowing Dutch helps a lot with learning English and German. So the only real foreign language we learn is French (and Greek and Latin if you're smart). But before someone gets French the education system has already prepared him by spending years dissecting sentence structures in Dutch.

>>72051631

I am. I even sometimes defend Trump.

>>72050273
>Death penalty

Is this really an issue? It's not going to come up unless you murder someone.

>>72051825
Or 3 strikes

>>72051878
Nah, in states with 3 strike laws (which is not all of them) you get life in prison after the third strike. Death penalties are really only handed down for premeditated murder.

Feels good to have native language that is very hard to learn for foreigners. Why don't anglos just force kids to choose one language in school? We have two compulsory languages in school and many people choose to learn third.

>>72050273
>no free universities
free uni is shit. Every idiot hops on the bandwagon and you require a degree in business just to go into an entry level job
>no gun control
gun control isn't the main reason for americas violence
>death penalty
a good thing. some people deserve to die
>racial segregation
name a first country that doesn't have this

>>72052111
>free uni is shit. Every idiot hops on the bandwagon and you require a degree in business just to go into an entry level job
Never heard of entrance examination?

>>72052111
>>>/pol/

>>72049465
learning english is acutally a lot of work since it's a stupid language that makes no sense, don't take non-anglos lightly.

>>72052274
we dont have that here, what we do is all based on your school results. But it doesn't change the fact. If 70% of people are going to university then the labour market gets flooded with degrees to the point that degrees are become less and less impressive.
Realistically a year or two internship would have you knowing more about how your industry works (assuming you're not doing a science or something) than 4 years of university will but you have to go to university because a degree is now a requirement for nearly every job that isn't dead end.

>>72051528
es el pelotudo que le anda diciendo a todos los que no piensan como el bolita/peruano
le vive chupando la pija a los europeos y piensa que argentina es europea y del primer mundo.

debe ser el mismo salame que postea mapitas.

>>72052111
>a good thing. some people deserve to die
yeah, but when some people who "deserved to die" are proven to be innocent afterwards, it's not a great concept

>>72052720
Honestly, give me the choice of 20 years in prison or a quick death I know which one I'd chose every day.
Theres also a lot less wrongful convictions these days because of advancements in evidence collection.
The main thing about the American justice system is the fact that their prisons are so fucking violent. What kind of first world country allows rape of inmates to be a common thing?

>>72052720
I agree, but to be fair, there are years and years of automatic appeals that apply to death sentences. Plus now that DNA is a thing courts can use the likelihood of wrongful murder convictions are very low indeed.

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>>72049844
> and it's so gradual that you don't even realize it's happening until you can watch shit without subtitles.

That's what he means though. Because US media is so good you want to learn English to watch it.

Nobody want's to learn Romanian to watch Romanian movies. The closest thing you have as an english speaker is learning Japaneese for Anime. But thats just for the weebs.

>>72052567
¿que se siente ser marrón?

>>72052860
>That's what he means though. Because US media is so good you want to learn English to watch it.
no, you don't have to learn a language to watch something, you big doofus, and we certainly don't.
there's subtitles.

you end up learning the language by accident just because they taught you the very basics in school, and you eventually pick it up from the media you constantly watch with subtitles.

>>72052720
>yeah, but when some people who "deserved to die" are proven to be innocent afterwards
>yeah, but when some people who "deserve to go to jail" are proven to be innocent afterwards
Welp I guess we should just defund the police and let all the criminals go free, because one or two of them might really be innocent.

>>72049613

this is why Scandos speak worse English than the French

the French use their own, neutral accent, rather than try to sound like a Californian cretin

>>72049465


>Americans are Anglo


I wish this meme would end

>>72052872
y no se, decime vos
morocho agrandado del orto

>>72052833
The difference between the the American justice system vs. European justice systems (as far as I can tell) is that the American system is about punishing the guilty rather than rehabilitation.

I don't really think that is the best way, but it is what it is.

>>72053024
same with people form the netherlands too
why dont they realise that the yank accent is fucking shit

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>>72052944
Maybe I did not explain it correctly.

You, as a native Spanish speaker are willingly choosing to watch English media. Watching English media and reading the subs helps you learn the language.

As a native English speaker I learned basic Spanish in school, but I have no desire to watch Spanish media, and no one around me speaks anything besides the basic Spanish we learned in school.

So I have no way to develop or learn the Spanish language, besides forcing myself to though studying books, and why would I want to do that when I have no way or desire to use it?

>>72053141
Dutch people usually speak in a Dutch accent though. And the Dutch accent can be very neutral, because we articulate well and speak slowly.

>>72053024
We use our own accent too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orVBkI0m9ZY

>>72053113
Its about making an example out of the guilty, so that people see what happens when you commit a crime, and don't ever want to do that.

The criminal is sacrificed for the bettering of the nation.

>>72053212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-mz6MYhGZg

>>72049465
It isn't :)

>>72053158
> there exist no good Spanish TV shows or good Spanish books

>>72053437
correct.
The only ones iv ever seen are soap operas, and we have plenty of those in English.

>good Spanish books
They got translated into English.

>>72053113
we dont really have that reform stuff over here (but its been slowly creeping in) but our prisons still dont allow the level of violence that America has,
If you go to prison you aren't going to be worried you'll get murdered or worse

>>72053024

Scandi accent is absolutely atrocious, burger, you don't even want to know.

>>72053707
How do they prevent it?

>>72053817
>Scandi accent is absolutely atrocious, burger, you don't even want to know.

If you speak neutrally you will approach an upperish southern England sound, albeit accented

It's really disgusting when Swedes have American vowels, it has the effect of lowering their perceived IQ by 10 points

>>72053707
Ireland is full of gangsters there's all kinds of stuff in Irish prisons you and me will never know about

probably some prisoners have 90" televisions

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>born in a romance speaking nation
>be able to speak any romance language with ease and no effort
Already speak italian and learning french right now :)

>>72053817
I-I think norsk accent is kawaii

My uni professor was from Norway

>>72054088
Do Euro prisons self segregate by race like Americans do? It's weird, in US prison you stay with your race above all else.

>>72054095
>rumo ao hexa

7-1

>>72054223
Not here.

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>>72053158
This

In reality, this is why learning Japanese, Korean or Chinese is the only worthwhile secondary language for Anglos. Their media is actually different and can be interesting. Every other language has shit tier media, or something which isn't even worth it because a better version exists in English. The only Anglos who actively try to learn secondary languages are those who need them for a job or are linguists.

To anybody who isn't a native English speaker who thinks I'm shitting on your language, this is just the truth. OP is right. You're privileged for your native language to be anything other than English. Because you have a good incentive to learn it, unlike us, who are lazy and arrogant because most of us literally can't find a need for a secondary language.

>>72050432
Posteaba en hilo latino
98% de ustedes nunca han ido a la escuela

>>72054435
Dutch prisons are pretty uneventful.

>>72053158
>>72053616
>They got translated into English
the subtitles are in spanish, you mong

>>72054801
>the subtitles are in spanish, you mong
What does this have to do with what I was saying?
Your reading spanish, and hearing english.

>>72054801
You keep misunderstanding him. He doesn't want to learn Spanish to understand your Spanish soap operas because he's saying they already have soap operas in English, and they are probably much better. It doesn't matter that they have English subs.

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>>72049663

>>72054538
What is u say no blame and Guatemalan educatzion. We know pretty much england

>>72049613
norwegians have the liverpool accent. It's the swedes and finnish who sound like foreigners.

>>72054896
>>72054880
nah, you keep misunderstanding us, we don't need to learn english either, nor want to.
they just teach us in primary school, it's obligatory, and whether you like it or not, it's not like they actually teach you english, it's just the basics, and then the rest you end up learning by osmosis when you watch a movie or play a videogame, even though you don't need to know english to do any of those things, it just happens, and you don't really realize it.

>>72055330
>when you watch a movie or play a videogame
And is that media in English? Are the subs in spanish or English?

>>72055330
>they just teach us in primary school, it's obligatory, and whether you like it or not, it's not like they actually teach you english, it's just the basics
It's exactly the same in the U.S. I was forced to take 2 years of spanish.

>and then the rest you end up learning by osmosis
There is no osmosis for english speakers learning other languages.
That's all im trying to say.

>>72055568
in spanish, which means that you don't need to know english to watch/play them, because you're literally reading the dialog in your language, I really don't know how to make this even more clear.

there's subtitles for french,german, italian media, etc.
but you don't need to learn those languages to enjoy it, it's the exact same thing with english, with the execption that you end up learning everything by accident, because of that extremely basic stuff they taught you in school.

>>72053817
i cant speak for other anglo cunts but in america scandi accents turn pussies into waterfalls

English is the only language you'll ever need to speak.

>>72056167
if you want to be branded as a second-class citizen yes

>>72052950
If you could bring executed people back to life that would be a great analogy

>>72054538
All /lat/ posters are NEETs so why would they need to go to school?

>>72057248
Its a lot easier to look at it and say, that poor man was executed even though he was innocent. What a bad thing! Executions should not happen at all because a bad thing might happen!

Then to face the victims of a murder and explain to them they will be paying to imprison the person who killed there loved ones and he will be released back into society after a few years.

Innocent men getting convicted is a rare thing.
Criminals getting convicted is common.

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I speak seven languages fluently. Blame your education system and ignorant culture for your inability to communicate in several languages.

>>72057727
What languages?

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The idea of accents is weird. That an adult could struggle with something even a 3 year old could pull off effortlessly; really jogging the noggin

>>72057529
>then
>there

no shit you defend death penalty

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>>72049465
>by magic

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>>72050932
>95%

>>72049613
i hate Norwegians you all try so hard to have a yank accent, worst of all you actually pull it off most of the time
disgusting

>>72055201
what accent do germans have

>>72057529
People should only be sentenced to death when they're guilty with 100% certainty, there is absolutely no chance of rehabilitation and they would just not deserve to live.

Jail is necessary, there is no chance that everyone going there is guilty, but it has to be done.

>Then to face the victims of a murder and explain to them they will be paying to imprison the person who killed there loved ones and he will be released back into society after a few years.

The justice system shouldn't be about vengeance and the premise of a death sentence can't be "well just think about how the loved ones of the victim feel". There has to be some idea and logic behind it.

>>72052111
i wanted to let you know i stopped reading after you said free uni is shit you thick mick shit

>>72057727
no you don't, shut up genghis khan

you probably are as shitty as this girl who is """"fluent""" in 8 languages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2996a4gXjw8

>>72058425
Germans have adorable somewhat-American accent

>>72057891
America, Australian, Canadian, English, Scottish, Finnish and Memes

>>72054014
>it has the effect of lowering their perceived IQ by 10 points
kek it's sad that this is true in some places
though i suppose yanks probably aren't losing any sleep over it

>>72049613

>wanting to have an american accent

Idiot

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>>72050932
>95%

>>72058896
Don't laugh lad, it'll blow up in your face if it turns out we're equivalent or worse

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>>72058985
n-not possible

>>72058719
nice, I'm learning kiwi at the moment

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>>72049465
>tfw CHI
Kek, dirty uncultured anglo.

>>72049465
kek good post

>>72058430
>People should only be sentenced to death when they're guilty with 100% certainty
So never.

>Jail is necessary, there is no chance that everyone going there is guilty, but it has to be done.
Just because.

>The justice system shouldn't be about vengeance and the premise of a death sentence can't be "well just think about how the loved ones of the victim feel".
It's not. Vengeance is just a nice bonus. Death sentence is a deterrent.
If you commit a crime, and someone dies, you can expect the same.
It's also just.

>There has to be some idea and logic behind it.
Im not hearing any logic.
It's wrong to kill innocent people, innocent people might end up dead with the death penalty, so no death penalty.
It's wrong to imprison innocent people, innocent people might end up in prison, but we will do it anyway because we need to imprison people.

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we receive training from kindergarten to eavesdrop British communications

>>72059203
>So never.
Yep.


You can let someone out of jail and give them money to make up for the damages.

Can't unkill someone, though.

>>72058758

Don't you have one?

>>72058418

Why is it disgusting? I think the worst is easily speaking a foreign language with zero effort on the accent. My teacher does it whenever he reads quotes, and I cringe every time.

>>72059318
>You can let someone out of jail and give them money to make up for the damages.
But you can't give them back the time you took from them or there youth.
It's ok to take some of a persons life, because you can give them money, but its not ok to take all of it.

I think it's stupid but I understand your position.

>>72059421
>there
their
holy shit fuck this phone

>>72059421
>But you can't give them back the time you took from them or there youth.

That's why that person hires lawyers and sues the state and receive the money on the first place. I'd honestly be willing to lose a couple of years of freedom in exchange of a couple million dollars desu

>>72058529
>willfully paying for Shaniqua's BA in Social Science followed by a Master's in Racial Stereotypes with a minor in African Studies.

Waheyyyy.

>>72059390
>Don't you have one?

Yeah, and it sounds like trash, especially whenever I'm trying to speak another language.

>>72059421
But you can give them back something. It's simple:

1) prisons are necessary
2) innocents should not be harmed
3) innocents are sometimes wrongly sent to prison

if we agree with these three, then the death penalty is clearly a barbaric act, allowing state sanctioned killing of innocents. Yes, we can't give back years spent in prison, but we can quite obviously recompense the wrongfully imprisoned in some manner. We can't offer anything to the dead.

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>>72050932
>71%

Lol, you actully believe this?

>>72059390
Is Norway the 51st state? Seems like every Norgy's trying to pull off a Valley girl aesthetic

>>72059932

Would undoubtedly become the 51st state over joining the EU, neo-Soviet Union, the new caliphate, greater China, or greater Swedomalia, desu.

>>72052860
>US media
>Good
Pick one.

>>72049613
Seriously though, accents are sexy in most areas. If you come to the states I'm sure it would benefit you.

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>>72053141

>Ireland

>>72060254
i agree, but not his particular accent

There's nothing at all wrong with it, why, there exists no other language for thousands of miles in either direction

>>72049766
>Be spanish
>Learn actual spanish and not that South American trash
>You can actually pronounce the "th" sound
Feels good.

>>72060138
EFTA is litearlly just EU Lite though

>>72050932
Aber Deutch ist nicht so schwierig. Es hat viele vereinbarungen mit holländisch.

>>72060579

Sadly yes, hoping for Le Penn and Wilders to obliterate the EU now.

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>Would undoubtedly become the 51st state over joining the EU

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>>72057891

Sami, Finnish, Swedish, Norwegian, English, Dutch and German

>>72058614

Go fuck yourself. I actually use these languages almost every day and I've actually lived in the countries where these languages are spoken.

>>72059872

Macht Niederlande wieder Deutschland!

>>72058758

get out loser

>>72059852
>>72059511
>But you can give them back something.
Its really fucked up that you think money is remotely close to equal compensation for years of your life.

Yea we threw you in prison when you were 20, and now your 40 but here is $100,000. Fair deal right?

>in exchange of a couple million dollars desu
Try a couple thousand dollars.

>>72061641
>Its really fucked up that you think money is remotely close to equal compensation for years of your life.

I consider it closer to equal than anything we can offer a dead man.