Today is international woman's day. What do you plan

>>72032706
The same thing I do everyday.

>>72032753
Take over the world?

>>72032753
Take over the world?

paperwork
paperworkd
more paperwork
there is no end to it
you won't believe me if i say it's been one entire month trying to sign up for a formation and i probably won't make it in time but it's true
every day it's like
-call the phone
-yes madam i filled the paperwork
-great, now you can go and fill the next paperwork
and so on and so forth
forever

Fap to women from different parts of the world.

>>72032753
Take over the world?

>>72032706
make jokes at how they invented the dishwasher to get out of doing their job xDDDDDD

>>72032753

Fuck over the world?

>>72032706
need source on this sand-goddess

>>72032706
>What do you plan on doing today?
A woman

...

not really

>>72032706
Already gave a bunch of flowers to chicks. Now work work. Later drinks in the pub.

>>72032753
Take over the world?

>>72032706
Glad this shit hasn't caught on here yet.

>>72032784
update on my fascinating situation :
i just call work center
-hello i finally re-registered since apparently you think it's funny to ban people for inactivity every 3 months that they don't log in
-yes hello sir
-i want to sign up to the formation now
-ok now you have to write a whole email to your personal councelor so that she tells you what is the next step of this overly lenghty process

*writes the mail*
*ok now i wait for an undeterminate amount of time with literally nothing productive i could do even if i did want to*

great
it's 10am i have nothing to do what an exciting day in persepctive

>>72032706
Humiliate women and treat them like the whores they are desu.
I'm meeting my first fucktoy in 2 hours, my second in 5 and I'll end the day with two others in 10.
It feels good to be an Aryan God.

>>72033406
How about you go outside and do some sports for a change, fatty?

>>72032706
I'll ignore women even more.

>>72033475
i'm not fat shut up
i don't see how you correlate my administrative issues with fatness, it makes no sense

fap to jap porn as usual

probably will look under cuckold or incest creampie sections

>>72033566
>its 10 am and i have nothing to do except wait for an email
Go outside fatty.

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>>72033417

>>72033648
>implying implications
You're just upset because you aren't part of our Empire anymore.
We miss you too.

>>72033623
i said i'm not fat
btw what a bullshit answer like "go outside" and then what ? all my friends are at work

do i just go on a bench and wait ? walk around the streets ?

there is shit weather and absolutely nothing worthwhile outside i don't live in a forest you know i live in a gray commieblock suburb

i might as well start drinking already but alcohol in the morning is bad

>>72033691
As I said >>72033475 do some sports.
Why are you such a lazy slob that the thought of going for a jog or hike doesn't occur to you?

>>72032753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzZmU0aGmcc

THIS WAS THE BEST CARTOON OMGGGGG

>>72033722
it's the 3rd time i tell you i'm not fat you asshole
i already did my morning sports it's good enough

hiking is done is mountains not suburbs
jogging i can do not that i actually want to or have the mind to it
anyways let's say i go jogging now i come back in an hour then what ? it's 11am or 12 am and then i still have nothing to do with the time left over you short-sighted person

>>72033786
Go jogging for an hour
Do a 30 minutes cool-down walk
Take a nice shower for 30 minutes
Do your laundry, including your sweat-through jogging clothes
Make yourself a nice balanced meal and eat it while enjoying a good book

That's four hours of solid, healthy entertainment.

Why are the french such fucking retards?

>>72033825
ok i will disreagrd how aseptized and boring a person you are
>Go jogging for an hour
>Do a 30 minutes cool-down walk
it's now 12am
>Take a nice shower for 30 minutes
it takes 5minutes but ok let's say it's 12:30
>Do your laundry, including your sweat-through jogging clothes
13 o clock
>Make yourself a nice balanced meal and eat it while enjoying a good book
14 o clock

alright great

then i spend from 14 o clock to midnight just reading my book since nothing happens wednesday night

as i said, what an exciting day in perspective

>>72033691
>alcohol in the morning is bad
what are you, fucking ga-
>flag

>>72032820

the eternal ausiliANO

>>72032706
>go to uni
>tfw no gf
>jerk off
just like every day

>>72034118
at least you can rest easy knowing the rapefugees are all in camps

>>72032706
promote genitalmutilation

>>72033725
Lol, I've never heard it in English. And I think I love it more in Russian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL1xECKW5vw

>>72035085
Haha I think it also sounds better in Russian, weird

>>72035085
jesus christ right when the lyrics start it sounds so fucking soviet

why am I laughing so hard I don't even

I called mom, stepmom and grandma, I will now call sis.

>>72032753
take over the world with your size?

>>72035196
are you a woman ?

i imagine this is how women spend their day

basically go through the whole contact list and chat with everyone, then do it again the next day

try to get a goal

https://youtu be/nnC4Rlnwq3Q

>>72035222
No, they do behave this way though.
I'm forced to do this because the old women get offended if you forget them and my sister deserves a cheer.

>>72035129
Haha thanks to your video I've found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D_gctHr1-M
I think I know what I'll do for the next hour.

>>72032706
Walk my dog for 2 hours
work
make dinner
jack off
play games

>>72035378
>work
Isn't today a holiday?

>>72035392
Everyday is a holiday if you're unemployed.

But nah no holidays anytime soon mate.

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>>72035412
Wew. We've got a lot of holidays in Russia. Too bad you have to spend it in Russia too :^)

>>72032753
eating Doritos?