>pussies on /int/ complain about harmless snakes spyiders and emus in Australia
>don't realize we basically have feathered raptors on the loose in our bushes
>>71993787
>raptors
>feathered
but raptors already did have feathers anon
>>71993787
At least they keep the aboriginal population down
>>71993787
Is it big?
Is it agressive?
>mfw I've been right up next to one of these cunts in the wild
I hopped out of the car in the daintree rainforest and saw one of these lads like 10m away
>>71994586
My uncle fucked one
>>71994606
Fuck me dead, how's the ankle biter?
https://youtu.be/nOPVVdg8noc
>>71994622
Cute :3
>>71994622
Opps wrong one
It's just an oversized chicken. Just roast the fucker, probably even tastes good.
>>71994691
It's strong as fuck, has a seriously lethal helmet to headbutt you with, and also a claw to eviscerate it's victims with ease.
>>71994678
Naww, good to see that the young tike is growing up
>>71994762
Who would win, 100 refugees or 100 cassowary's?
>>71994762
I'm just waiting for an american to say "but I have a 2nd ammendment"
>>71994789
Need to know lads
>>71993787
>>71994651
>>71994678
>>71994789
>>71994936
Is it a fist fight or do the refugees have weapons?
If refugees have weapons, they win. If not, probably cassowarys.
>>71995069
No weapons.
>this thread
Hmmm
>>71994799
They seem just like turkeys and we shoot those all the time.
>>71995235
Why don't you try fighting them you fatfuck
>>71995092
Cassowaries, easy fight. Wouldn't even be fucking close.
If the refugees had small knives, it would be close, but I would still put my money on the birds
>>71995235
Difference is a turkey would probably come up to just above your knee.
A cassowary is as tall as a human
>>71993787
>>71995256
Okay what would is the smallest advantage there could be that'd you put money on the refugees?
Like 50 cassowary's to 100 refugees? 50 to 150? Sticks and small rocks? Basic shields?
>>71995199
I like how the filename implies that you got some archive full of pics to post here, well organized.
>>71993787
I had an emu spazz the fuck out on me. I no longer judge you guys. There's no need to compensate with your post.
>>71995343
hmmmm.
A fair fight would be
50 cassowary's against 125 refugees if all the refugees had a basic wooden shield.
And this is assuming all the cassowary's are adults and are pissed off (wanting to protect their young and shit)
>>71995348
>he doesn't archive his 4chan folder
Fun fact about the cassowary: their claws can eviscerate a man.
>>71994691
and lions are just oversized tabby cats
>>71996970
Fun fact about the cassowary: their pussy sucks your cock back in like a vacuum.
>>71996907
>TFW you will never watch the animals of Australia fight an elite platoon of refugees in a multi-stage fight to the death
>>71997040
Fun fact about the cassowary: they were kept in reserve for the emu war, but due to their aggressive nature, they were dismissed.
>>71997070
You know, I would actually consider letting some refugees in, but only if they're restricted solely to working as gladiators and fight against our wildlife for our enjoyment.
Or maybe do something like the hunger games, but drop a bunch of sandniggers in the rainforest, so they have no idea what the fuck they're doing
>>71995275
So? People shoot fucking elephants all the time, just use a bigger bullet.
I guarantee you I could put one down with a single shot from a .308
>>71997147
I would pay a lot of money to watch humans fight a large group of aggressive animals with no equipment/little equipment.
It is a shame that creatures like the demon duck of doom, the 8 metre poisonous dragon waran and the bigass dog-legged crocodile are no more.
Australia would be a very rare flag and guaranteered to be a badass
>>71995348
>he doesn't have an archive of 4chan reaction images
get out normie
Hue bird beating the shit our of a frog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KviBx-mvdM
>>71993787
That's because they hate you Anglo cunts.
Just look at it - it is clearly a russian patrior, it even dyed it's head in russian tricolor colors.
>>71993787
They're small. Basically a big turkey.
Is it legal to hunt them? I bet they'd taste good barbecued.
Why weren't the emus tame and then ridden into battle like war horses?
>>71997658
>cassowary
>waist-height
you fucking what
>>71997666
We tried that already
I don't suppose they taught you what caused the emu war, did they?
>>71997224
it would be like Unreal Tournament (the game)