If there was a war between these two nations and you had to fight,

>>71974872
Germany.

Fuck the inselaffe.

Germany

Deutschland über alles.

Germany

>>71974935
>Killed millions of Poles and put them in labour camps
vs
>I don't appreciate Poland sending all their bydlos here

Stockholm syndrome is real

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both sides

>>71975009
At least they didn't pretend to be friends, you fucking inbred scum nigger.

Gott strafe England.

Germany first then GB

>>71975025
>At least they didn't pretend to be friends
Communism was a good thing capitalist bastard
You're the reason why wars exist

Depends on why they are fighting.

>>71974872
First the blondes then the redheads

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>>71974872
UK hands down.

>>71974872
Germany

UK

Would not allow the Germans to ruin the world a third (fourth?) time

>>71975050
kek
>>71975076
Britain is exterminating muslims in camps and Germany are trying to stop them

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>>71974872
obviously...

UK
>>71974935
>>71975025
UK attempted to protect independence and stability in Europe. Why so edgy

>>71975069
XD
>>71975245
UK is the reason Central Europe burns since Partitions of Poland, which were their partial doing.

Protestant niggers.

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>>71975290
>UK is the reason Central Europe burns since Partitions of Poland, which were their partial doing.
>Protestant niggers.
>XD
just ban all poles already

>>71974872
Neither, hope you kill eachother to the last remaining person

>>71975050
THE ETERNAL MARIO

>>71975290

Ah yes, Martin Luther King, borne of London

Unlike those Catholic-propagating Germans

>>71975386
Just shut the fuck up, Ahmed al-Britani.

No one cares about you anymore.

>>71975471
lesser evil desu

>>71975179
Germany. I like muslims more than anglos

>>71975290
>UK is the reason Central Europe burns since Partitions of Poland, which were their partial doing.

>Prussia, which was part of the partition and core of Germany, is better

fuck off

>>71975179
Retarded reason. I don´t like conflicts and I´m really lazy, so I will just travel around, loot dead soldiers and perhaps help some war-prisoners on both sides.

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WE BEAT EM BEFORE

WE'LL BEAT EM AGAIN

the winning side

jokes aside, it's a difficult choice

personally germany

I'd prefer Germany, but I don't think it's a good idea to side with the eternal losing side.

>>71974872
God save the Queen.

I don't know why are you fighting?

UK obviously

Germany of course.

Germany

third time's a charm

Would probably bum a german instead

>>71975050
Good post

>>71975745
Prussia was pretty much funded by UK and London bank, my dear orthodox russia-loving friend.

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>>71976234
but what are you going to do without half of the world helping?

>>71977850
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

I wouldnt take that, Britain.

Germany obviously.

>>71977850
Sit on our island and blockade you. Merkel will be petioning us to let her have her refugees back in a week.

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>>71978308
>Sit on our island and blockade you

>WE BEAT EM BEFORE WE BEAT EM AGAIN

>blockade you

>>71978847
>what is strategy
This is why you keep on losing, Hans

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>>71979125
>bongtactics
but we already ruled out that other countries get the job done for you

>>71974872
Two of the worst, most vile filth fighting each other?
Wonderful.

>who would you support?

Absolutely no one.
I hope they both wipe each other from existence.

>>71974872

Germany. End the anglo menace.

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>>71975050

>>71974872
UK of course.

>>71979293
Other countries are the natural weapons of the British. Would you ask Yanks to fight without guns or Frogs without baguettes?

Inherently unfair, tbqh.

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>>71979684
Please do not forget that – as you can easily verify by remembering the Ribbentrop-Molotow pact – our natural weapon is changing the rules of the game. Hence you are unfairly calling this unfair.

UK obviously

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>>71979684
>The secret tactic of the brits is to cry for help

>>71980527
>The secret tactic of the Germans is to lose

>>71974872
Germany.

Death to the Eternal Anglo.

>>71976234
TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP

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>>71978847
>yoU ONLY BEAT US CAUSE YOU USED STRATEGY

uk

>>71974872
Whoever wins, we all lose. This has always been the case when Germany and Britain went to war.

>>71983998
THREE EUROS AND FOUR WORLD CUPS

>>71984344
my country made a shitton of money during your last war :)

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>>71974872
the kraut menace will be crushed once again

Consult with Italy and choose Britain.
There is no hope in the world that Germany makes.

>>71975050
Excelent post

The United Kingdom, proudly!

Neither. European wars are not our thing.

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The UK so I can save Europe.

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>mfw this thread

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Germany.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ8zUcg_Lks

>>71984852
lol imagine believing this

>>71974872
Germany: tried to stop zionist world domination once.

UK: literally the zionists.

>>71974872
with the jerrys

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>>71974872
Britain. Let's go for the hat trick

Germany

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Wouldn't be much of a "war" desu

>>71974872
>The hideous pasty mongrels with shit teeth and bad manners or Britain?
britian or britian?

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>>71975050
fuck hahahahahhahahahahhahaha

Germany. The good guys will win this time.

>>71987225
>the joke
>>
>>
>>
>your head

>>71987271
didnt know anglo jokes are as stale as german jokes

Er strafe es!

>>71987290
I never said it was a good joke :^)

>>71987290
staler than your mother's crusty minge though it still does the job

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>questioning

the uk

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The UK because anglosphere family memes

I don't understand why everyone roots for the country that crippled the power and reach of european empires, but maybe I just have a meme grasp of history. In a way, the US should be thankful for Germany, because we wouldn't be as powerful as we are today if Germany didn't fuck with the major European powers. Or maybe we should curse them for thrusting this position onto us

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>>71974872
>the support for germany from some countries here who literally got raped of their resources by germany in WWII

>>71974872
BBC > BMW

probably the eternal anglo because germany has done nothing but betray us in the past

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>>71987526
>get attacked and abused by the germans
>fall in love with them
maybe when we took in so many germs, we gained this power ourselves

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Germany, I don't give a shit if i'm branded a "traitor"

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Probably Germany considering that they've been the only ones apart from ourselves looking after us when we've had hard times.

>>71974872
Germany
The more you read about world war one the more you realize it didn't have much to do with Ferdinand's assassination

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>mfw islamic state has a Leopard 2 tank

>>71984438

Do it again Bomber Harris

>>71983881
> Tfw I thought we were friends
:(

>>71987354
This is beautiful irmão. Do you know where it was taken?

>>71979324
>vile filth
speaking of which, i got some shit for you to clean off my toilet, get your plunger ready jakub

Smelly krauts in need of another anglo dicking it seems.

Stay down this time hans.

I'll just take a seat and fucking laugh

America of course

one possible choice
GERMANY

>>71974872
britain
fuck germany

>>71974872
Germany

DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

>>71974872
We'd just wait and strike when the two are too weak to defend themselves being perfidious worked well for the uk

>>71975050
How can one country be so based and so keked in the same post

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>>71974872
>If there was a war between these two nations and you had to fight, who would you support?

The opposite side of the jews

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I'd support Great Britain, of course.

>>71987526
people realize we were the good guys afterall.

>>71974872
Our old brother UK

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>>71975050
A FUCKING Ý

>>71993597
EINE ACHSE

>sandniggers killing sandniggers
Whichever you support, the rest of the world wins.

>>71974935
I want you inside me.

Britain of course

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>>71974872
>The hideous pasty mongrels with shit teeth and bad manners or Britain?

>>71979487
>>71980142
>>71995145
>>71995537
Daily reminder we're UK's only non-anglo friend

>>71995537
>>71994121
>>71979487
Of course

I am sorry since I've been brainwashed by local television, but I jsut can't help but imagine a war between Pakistani gentlemen and Turkish germans

>>71974872
UK

>>71995675
>pakis
>turks

We would all win

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How many times has Germany lost to Britain now?

>>71974972
What does that have to do with OP's question?

>>71974872
I'd want to fight for Germany, but there would be too much risk of them pulling something autistic and fucking it all up so I'd probably end up having to fight for the UK.

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>>71996026
Not sure, more than they've tried to ruin Europe?

>>71975050
KEK

>>71996133
That he's on Germany's side, simpleton.

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>>71988722

>having to choose between the plague and cholera