>tfw you will never live a comfy life as a Brazilian river

>>71943889
brazilian water is full of worm-fish that get inside your dick and piranhas.

>>71943984
My qtp2t Brazilian river-wife would suck the worms out of my dick every night.

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>>71943984
>>71944033

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>>71944033
cozzy life

>>71943889
Brazilian fishing is actually pretty good. I wonder why those people live in small huts while Russian peasants who fleed 1917 lead relatively prosperous lives these.

>>71943889
>tfw you will never live with the worst living conditions possible, have to fish in the same river that you shit on and get several life threatning diseases per year with barely enough money to treat them
I feel you

Move to Louisiana or Southern Florida, that is the closest you will get to Brazil in America.

>>71944524
Brazil IS in America.

>>71944575
*south america

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>>71944575
oh shut up

>>71944575
No, it's in South America.

>>71944575
Don't pretend like you didn't understand what he meant, you red arsed baboon.

>>71944604
>>71944617
The southern region of the America continent.

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>>71944668
ENOUGH!

>>71944692
I am American and so are you.

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>>71944710

>>71944668
There are two American continents, and Brazil is in the southern one.

No no, The Americas is the name of the whole landmass.
But it's divided in three continents, North America, Central America, and South America.

Brazil is in South America.
USA is in North America.
Panamá is part of Central America.

Get educated please.

>>71944807
three

>>71943889
why not? you can probably buy the river for a couple happy meals

>>71944827
Central America is a region, not a continent.

>>71944827
Greenland is Northeast America.

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>>71944827
>Get educated please.
Do you realize who you're saying that to?

>>71944828
What is the Happy Meal to banana conversion rate?

>>71944882
around a couple gorillion bananas i would say

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>ribeirinho

Nah, i'd rather be from a village of open sea fishermen.