ITT: phenomena that exist in your country but inexplicably don't

what the fuck did he mean by this post?

bro he can stuff his balls up in there lmao

Elephantitis?

>>71933389
the fuck are you talking about? why don't you go ahead and tongue my pung, you pläp

>>71933389
Finns and Sami people have this problem.

What condition? Big balls causing a loose anus?

>>71933573
guy in my class who had it was a finn, lel

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>>71933389
This is a joke right?

wtf is this thread?

>>71933389
How do you call it in English?

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>>71933620
No it's a serious condition that happens to the poor finns and sami people. We have to raise awareness of it.

Why do you think finns leak shitposts?

What's the deal with the swede who keeps posting this? Why is he so obsessed with it?

>>71933720
Because he secretly enjoys this condition

no idea what this dude is speaking of, but pläp is "pung längre än penis" balls longer than penis in other words

>>71933389
Post some real life examples.

Very negative feelings towards own culture.

>>71933620
Something like that

Pläp is short for pung länge än penis which translates to balls lower than penis. It's about your balls hanging lower than the tip of your dick. The guy posting it is just very autistic.

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>>71933389
Why is your ballsack named after a chinese chef?

>>71933790
This is a blue board

No one cares about your fetish Håkan.

>>71933832
It is foreign culture, we must discuss it.

>>71933389
real life example please?
imgur link.

>>71933389
their balls are so heavy that they pull their anuses open?

is this some kind of cruel joke?

>>71933389
what the actual fuck??

google translated:
PLÄP (Pung Längre Än Penis) – ett vanligt förekommande tillstånd då undersidan av pungen når längre ned mot marken än sin ledsagare, penis.

Anders Hansson och jag möts i herrarnas omklädningsrum på Eriksdalsbadet. –“De flesta människor jag pratat med ser en kraftig pung som ett tecken på hög manlighet och god förökningsförmåga, men vad de inte tänker på är problemen som följer.”

Anders står spritt språngande naken, armarna i kors med ena foten på golvet och den andra på bänken och särar lite på benen.

Han ser avslappnad och nonchalant ut.

Jag försöker fixera blicken i hans ansikte men allt jag ser är en stor röd hängpung med en ofantligt liten penis. Snarare ett ollon som ploppat fram ur huden och som skriker efter hjälp.

Jag frågar – “Har det uppstått några problem med ditt tillstånd?”

Anders sänker långsamt ned foten från bänken och sträcker sig efter sina urtvättade gröna kalsonger och luktar på dem.

-“Bra, dessa är nytvättade.. Vad sa du, problem? Med samlivet? Jag ska vara helt ärlig och säga att många kvinnor blir nervösa när vi.. Ja.. När vi ska ha sex alltså. Jag brukar lugna dem med ömma ord om att jag ska vara kärleksfull och försiktig, men det slutar alltid med att jag fläskar på dem så våldsamt i hundställningen att pungen både slår mig i ryggen och henne över bröstpartiet. Endel tjejer är så rädda så att de ska vara tuffa och säga att de inte känner något.”

>>71934503
feck

PLAP (Pung longer than the penis) - a common condition in which the underside of the scrotum reaches further down to the ground than its companion, the penis.

Anders Hansson and I meet in the men's locker room at Eriksdal. - "Most people I talked to see a sharp scrotum as a sign of high masculinity and good propagation ability, but what they do not think about the problems that follow."

Anders standing stark naked, arms crossed with one foot on the floor and the other on the bench and spreads some legs.

He looks relaxed and casually out.

I'm trying to fix the look in his face, but all I see is a big red pendant balls with an enormously small penis. Rather, an acorn that popped out of the skin, screaming for help.

I ask - "Have there been any problems with your condition?"

Anders slowly lower foot down from the bench and reaching for their washed-out green underpants and smell them.

- "Well, these are freshly washed .. What did you say, problems? With intimacy? I'll be honest and say that many women become nervous when we .. Yes .. When we have sex, that is. I tend to calm them with tender words that I should be loving and gentle, but it always ends with me fläskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest. Endel girls are so afraid that they'll be tough and say they do not feel anything. "

>>71934503
What the actual fuck did he mean by this?

>>71934544
For some reason ignored Anders in putting on underwear without first started with their sports socks as he pulled up to the knees.

I ask the last question: - "What's the worst thing your scrotum has been through?"

Anders get something painful in his eyes and takes on a far too small shirt, still without underwear.

- "Come here," he says.

We go towards the showers and he leads me straight to the sauna.

Anders opens the door and I turned off a strong odor of dampness, birch and hormones.

T-shirt PLAP
Illuminating T-Shirts! Click on the T-shirt to come to our online store!

- "Do you see the gap between those planks perched on top bunk? Do you see that there is a metal rod 20 cm under the bunk? My balls went down there and just got longer and longer the heat. After 5 minutes, I felt it started to burn something terrible on the underside of my balls and pure reflex I jumped up but then the planks not enough distance to let through my balls. The pain of pulling the balls in this way made me swoon. I woke up again by the same burning pain as scrotum re low against the metal and I jumped up again. There you go, I held on 4-5 times before the janitor picked up a crowbar and helped me loose. "

After endless discussions with gynecologists and sex educator, I have found out one important detail: PLAP is a normal condition. You should not feel bad because you have a big scrotum in relation to the penis. Most often it is children or the elderly who have just that, PLAP. A gynecologist told me that PLAP: are often have big ears and roomier anus.

Kaj Liljenroth

>>71933389
Is it called pläp because that's the sound their poop makes as it falls through their open asshole?

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>>71933389
>be swedish
>get PLAP'D

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>>71934544
>but it always ends with me fläskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest.

LMAO

>>71933389
These people are basically Tanuki demons

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>>71934544
>When we have sex, that is. I tend to calm them with tender words that I should be loving and gentle, but it always ends with me fläskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest.

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>>71934880

Is this a new SIDF bait?

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>>71934544

>>71933389
>tfw I wouldn't mind having balls this big
It looks cool to me somehow

>>71933389
BIG BALLS.

i have never ever heard of this, surely its the same as a chode?

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>>71935237

>>71935237
Holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>plap
>pung
Im laughing like a 12yo

>>71934544
>but it always ends with me fläskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest. Endel girls are so afraid that they'll be tough and say they do not feel anything.
i am in tears

>>71935325
>plap
PLÄP*

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>>71935237

>>71935378
AH YES MY DEAR
SMELLS LIKE CHIVE AND CHUTNEY

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>>71935237

>>71935237

Literally can go fuck himself

>>71935351
Please record yourself saying that

>>71934544
What the fuck am I reading

>>71935452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s175FkVJWMFX

>>71935715
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>71935715
frogposter detected

>>71935715
kek

>>71935715
holy shit you sound like sheev

>>71933389
is there really ONE KID PER CLASS with this shit in sweden?????? unbelievable

>>71935878
definitely not, maybe if op lives in skåne

i'm confused and scared

>>71933389
VA GÖR HAN???????!!

>>71935715
>>71935237
>>71934544
This thread is literally fucking killing me.

>>71934544
>but it always ends with me fläskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest.
fucking lmao

>>71935715
>plepp

maybe if you're cuckholmer

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rHEvQtkQ69

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>>71934586
- "Do you see the gap between those planks perched on top bunk? Do you see that there is a metal rod 20 cm under the bunk? My balls went down there and just got longer and longer the heat. After 5 minutes, I felt it started to burn something terrible on the underside of my balls and pure reflex I jumped up but then the planks not enough distance to let through my balls. The pain of pulling the balls in this way made me swoon. I woke up again by the same burning pain as scrotum re low against the metal and I jumped up again. There you go, I held on 4-5 times before the janitor picked up a crowbar and helped me loose. "

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>be swedish
>get PLÄP'D

>>71936261
yeah i fucked that up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g6g4zvoyB4

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PLÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄP

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>tfw you dont have pläp
why even live?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mBsJyssNPI

Everyone in this thread is gay

>>71937468
wanna hook up?

>>71934544
>an enormously small penis
I love google translate

>>71933817
His head even looks like a smooth ballsack.

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>start new thread expecting everyone to post their own phenomena
>becomes a thread where everyone is talking about balls and dicks

>>71935233
No, a chode is an unusually thick cock.

reddit.com/r/4chan

>>71939939
>New rule: don't be reddit!
>literally r eddit

holy shit those guys are sad

>>71933389
>ITT: phenomena that exist in your country but inexplicably don't in other countries
Not in mine but I know Koreans fear "air death" if they sleep in a room with a running fan. Also only Ugandans have their penises stolen/shrunk by witch doctors.

scandis are weird af

>>71940062
>brutally insults you for no reason
BANTER

>>71940565
not him, the guys at leddit

>>71940749
that's what i meant
you go on there and it's just edgyness and hostility for its own sake
that's the reddit interpretation of 4chan

>>71940907
kek

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>>71934544
>- "Well, these are freshly washed .. What did you say, problems? With intimacy? I'll be honest and say that many women become nervous when we .. Yes .. When we have sex, that is. I tend to calm them with tender words that I should be loving and gentle, but it always ends with me fläskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest. Endel girls are so afraid that they'll be tough and say they do not feel anything. "
holy shit

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>>71934544

someone save this thread

>>71933389
BIG

>>71933389
So you have a enormous scrotum. What about the balls? I'm confused.

What happens when you have anal sex with a dude who also has the condition? Need to ask since you're a Swede.

>>71935293
>>71935296
>>71935373
>>71935412
>>71935417
>>71935435
What was it?

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>>71934544

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This fucking thread

toasting in epic bread

>>71934544

Jesus christ my sides

I just imagined a girl getting punched in the stomach by balls

God I love swedish humor

Currently laughing uncontrollably in the train station. Everyone thinks I'm insane

>Be Swedish dude
>Get grabbed by rapefugee
>He pulls down your pants
>Sees Plap
>Runs back to Somalia

Never change Sweden, never change

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It is like the svenskjävel says

pls send help

>>71933389
My father is from Iceland and we both share Intermittent Explosive Disorder. Apparently it's quite common over there, and occasionally I'll go into fits of rage over very strange things. Just yesterday there was a woodlouse in my bathroom and the way it was walking irritated me somehow and before I knew it my bathroom floor was covered in mustard and baked beans.

>>71947840
>Intermittent Explosive Disorder
Uhm what

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>>71933810
Wait, that's a condition?
>mfw int diagnosed my busted pung

>>71947840
Wat

>>71947796
i'm dying m8

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>>71947796

>>71939939
>Do NOT post screencaps over a year old. Those posts belong in /r/classic4chan.
Even their old material is painfully new shit.

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>>71947796

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>>71947796
>you stretched the wrong thing mate

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Holy hell, there's a name for it? My balls hang lower than my weener and I've been told by a few girls that my balls are really big. I never thought anything of it..

>>71947424
I forgot
Fug

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this dumb fucker has been making this thread for atleast 3 years on /int/

>be swedish
>BRÄÄÄÄÄÄÄP

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>>71947796
my poor eyes

>>71948173
proofs?

>>71934544
>Anders slowly lower foot down from the bench and reaching for their washed-out green underpants and smell them.

hot

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>>71947796

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>this is available at Ikea
why haven't we nuked Sweden yet?

>>71939939
Kill yourself you dumb fuck
Never mention that shithole here again

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>>71947796

WAIT JUST A MINUTE

I HAVE FOOTAGE OF THIS

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488617865839.webm

IS THIS WHAT YOU SPEAK OF?!

>>71949164
Jesus Christ

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>>71949164
Christ

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>>71949164
just like in my chinese cartoons

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>>71949164

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>>71949164
>71947424

>>71949164
Not bad

>>71933389

I saw a lot of Finns have this, that's why I believe Finns are subhuman.

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>get the best weed I've had in a while
>read this thread
>mfw

Then I see this shit >>71949164
And now I can't fucking breathe. Goddammit.

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>>71949260

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>the fucking thread

>>71934544
What the FUUUUUUUUuuuck can't stop laughing.
>fläskar
Is this like the English flesh German fleisch? "Fleshing", meating, like he's meating a woman?

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>>71934544
I'M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND HOLY SHIT

>>71950988

yeah fläsk = pork, pretty filthy slang expression for fucking

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>>71934544
>Anders slowly lower foot down from the bench and reaching for their washed-out green underpants and smell them.
>but it always ends with me fläskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest.
>they'll be tough and say they do not feel anything
Holy fucking shit this can't be real.

>>71935815
holy shit

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>>71949164
help i cant fucking breaht;ojr

>>71933389
what is this i don't even

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>>71934586
>- "Do you see the gap between those planks perched on top bunk? Do you see that there is a metal rod 20 cm under the bunk? My balls went down there and just got longer and longer the heat. After 5 minutes, I felt it started to burn something terrible on the underside of my balls and pure reflex I jumped up but then the planks not enough distance to let through my balls. The pain of pulling the balls in this way made me swoon. I woke up again by the same burning pain as scrotum re low against the metal and I jumped up again. There you go, I held on 4-5 times before the janitor picked up a crowbar and helped me loose. "

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>>71949164
DELET THIS

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>>71949164
>2017
>not getting PLÄP'd

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>>71934544
there is no god.

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>>71933389
Here's an example

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>sweden with their sexual fantasies

I swear to god you should just kill yourselfs you fucking autistic faggots.

>>71956940
> Flip'd
>>71956961
> Check'd

swedes finally tapping into the meme market.

>>71957050
like 10 years late yeah, but better now than never I guess.

put me in the screencap

>>71957005
h-hot

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>this thread

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That's because our testicles are made out of steel.

Screencap nao

>>71958175
>>>/reddit/

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>>71957094
Stop it now, I will kill that faggot of swede and you if you don't retract your gay comment.

>>71958322
rude

>>71933536
this is gold

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cop or not?

>>71934586
>"Do you see the gap between those planks perched on top bunk? Do you see that there is a metal rod 20 cm under the bunk? My balls went down there and just got longer and longer the heat. After 5 minutes, I felt it started to burn something terrible on the underside of my balls and pure reflex I jumped up but then the planks not enough distance to let through my balls. The pain of pulling the balls in this way made me swoon. I woke up again by the same burning pain as scrotum re low against the metal and I jumped up again. There you go, I held on 4-5 times before the janitor picked up a crowbar and helped me loose. "


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>swedepläps

the fuck

>>71949164
I find it kind of hot,

>>71947424
Someone with reversed genitals

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>>71957005
>finger into urethra

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>>71947796
I thought it would be like an inch or two lower but this is insanity.

this shit has been posted a million times before you fucking newfags

>>71933700
I have not even heard of this

This is not just a joke?

this is another case of Swedes making up crap about Finns yes??

>>71957050
But Swedes really don't make good banter or memes

Only talk crap like this, act like bitches

>>71968146
Or I mean the cases they sprrad some made up stuff about us

Like probably PLÄP

>>71947796
Why can't I find this in the /b/ archive?

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>be swede
>have pläp
>move to Lithuania to increase suicide rate

>>71968744
have mercy

>>71967699
It's just joke. A thing from the Flashback, like the condition is just saggy balls. But you know people made it extreme and meme.

>>71934544
>it always ends with me fläskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest.

>14V Be the first man
> Cousins cottage in Sipoo
>Cousins 14V and 16V, both girls, both really nice and beautiful
>Spend the day talking nice, Pedestrian fungus, etc.
>Give yourself a good impression (I guess?)
>In the evening, sauna
>Nudity Natural asia, mixed sauna, But
>Penis already transferred the idea of a person in connection with cousins naked in presence of light to standby mode (no display but the size of the erection came briskly more)
>Saunokaa Very properly, and go to the ocean for a swim in the nude
>Vary in connection with cousins person's suggestive glances and smiles but no one said anything yet
>Both my cousins Parents get enough of massacres and go get some wine and light the grill
>Me and my two cousins Unbelievable sauna naked next to each other
>At this point, the control and betrayed my horror my penis began to comment on the fact That cousins were 5/5
>Embarrassed and tried to cover up
>Cousins blushed a little but say that it does nothing, begin to present their own anatomical specialties
>"You want to touch my tits"
>Susanna approval and move towards KATTA tits
>"But you even tell I sit in the sun touch the egg?"
>Fsst tight place, do not really know what to answer
>Suddenly Father Appears sauna
>Here on is now the state of emergency, a cousin of the girls go fuck out of here
>Girls Discontinued cousin and the father of shit on the stove semikiinteät tarts
>You will twist your stomach on the floor lying on the ground
>"Defecate on your back now, boy '
>Okay, Dad
>Shit ejects your back
>Father Against rubs it on your back and asks, "Do you like the boy you like"
>Well, if truth be told just so I would not terrifically
>"I'm not cold, I thought I'd like you you"
>NOT ever talk about shit episode in connection with the Father's person

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>>71969288
AH, yes
Yet another quality post by Finland

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all good digits belong to shitposting countries

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>>71969288

>>71969288
>Both my cousins Parents get enough of massacres and go get some wine and light the grill
Been there done that.

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>>71933389
>this fucking thread is still up

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>>71969288
wat