>be in a swedish hotel >go to the puplic sauna >step

shut up jonne

>>71929343
Why are you afraid of heat?

We have high-tech saunas, throwing water at them breaks them. There's usually a sign which you can't read because you are mongoloid.

If you want more heat then just do a few situps on the highest seat.

>>71930161
>durr generate your own warmth
>swedish """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""saunas""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''

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>>71930268
>American doesn't understand the concept of training

erry time

>>71930373
>be swede
>be cold
>go to designated training sauna
>do sit-ups

Fabrication feasibility: 0

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>>71930161
Our even more high-tech saunas are electronic but are engineered to suck up any water thrown on them and instantly puff it back up as steam. This way you can get to experience the traditional sauna experience and yet not be a caveman.

>>71930862
>even more high-tech saunas
when will you achieve a sauna singularity?

>>71930743
>Be Swede
>Train
>Swim
>Sauna

>Be Finn
>Sauna
>Wake up
>Sauna
>Sharpen knife
>Sauna
>Shitpost about Sweden
>Sauna

>>71930862
A bunch of dumb fucks from Norrland threw too much water on the one in my local gym so the whole thing was put out of commission for a month.

>>71931045
I haven't been to a sauna in over 10 years.

>>71931045
>Be Finn
You forgot to drink.

>>71931096
What kind of finn does not goes to a sauna? Are you sure you are Finn and not are swede cück?

>>71931227
To be fair we do that a lot too

>>71931227
It's implied by being a finn.

>>71931277
I've achieved sauna singularity. Where I am I sauna.

Traditional pirts ( sauna for you non-Baltic barbarians ) is the best thing if it is well built.

>>71931575
Pirtti? We use that word for any general hovel.

>>71930161
So... you've taken an invention that's worked for centuries and made it worse?

Even electric saunas have been around for decades and you can't break them by throwing water.

>>71931379
I thought they were only really rivaled by Russians.
>>71931457
Fair

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>>71931683
They're a lot better for the environment. It's like the only good thing we have left. I guess a coal-mine nation wouldn't understand.

>>71931633
The origin of that word could come from that word considering that they're both simple constructions made from logs.

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>Be at a cruise
>Decide to go to the public bath
>Notice a family of Nignogs in the mixed sauna
>It's fucking 40c
>Nignogs be happy n shiieeet
>Be amazed and go get a bucket of water for the sauna
>Throw some water into it
>The nignog male get's fuckign scared and starts shouting
>"howly fuck what the fuck are you doing man that is electric device dont throw water on it man"
>Laugh and say that this is how it's supposed to work
>Throw some more water
>Oh i scared the nignogs.jpg
>When i leave the sauna i see the nignogs consulting the staff
>"a crazy man broke the electric heater he threw water on it for christs sake (not the drink)"
>The staff is as amazed as i am
>Laugh my ass off and proceed to piss in the jacuzzi
>>71930161
Wow, you really turn anything you touch to shit.

>>71931964
I checked and apparently the origin is a building with some sort of a warm interior.

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>>71931854
Bollocks. You can't have an "energy-efficient" sauna because the amount of thermal ( == 1:1 electrical) energy to heat up a certain room to a certain temperature, and to evaporate the same amount of liquid water, is constant.

The only way you can consume less electricity is by keeping it colder or not having water, and in either case it ceases to be a sauna.

I'm scared to think what German saunas are like, haven't tried one yet. These fuckers are anally obsessed about counting their kWhs

>>71932181
http://www.tukes.fi/sv/Aktuellt/Meddelanden/Elanlaggningar-och-elentreprenader/Tre-dodsfall-pa-grund-av-elstot-under-fjolaret-/

>Three Finns dead due to electrocution

If it ain't a tree it's too advanced

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>>71932396
>Trying this hard.

How about get some ointment for that sore faggot ass of yours.

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I have a sauna in my house. It goes mostly unused, but I'm still glad it's there. I don't know why they're not commonplace in every residence here, like they are in Finland.

>want to find normal sauna in London
>only options are connected to pricey spa packages
>or gym where you have to where you cant be naked and people are entering an exiting every 2 mins so it never gets hot enough
>only other options are where gomoseks go to fug

I did find one though, connected to a finnish church, but I feel awkward about going there because not finn, also atheist

>>71932996
Convert to god tier lutheranism and enjoy all the benefits of atheism and never going to church + soul insurance + sauna privilege.

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>>71930161
>swedes managed to fuck up literally the most simple thing in the world, something that has stayed virtually unchanged since prehistoric times

>>71932996
Looks like you can get private bookings for £20 /h

http://lontoo.merimieskirkko.fi/palvelut/#sauna

>>71933433
Oh yes! They've updated their website as that wasnt listed before!

Cheers m8

>>71930268
>>71930862
>>71931683
>>71932181
>>71933221
>they dont understand the fucking joke
you got svend

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>>71931458
>I've achieved sauna singularity.
has science gone too far?

>>71932677
i have a sauna at home
no one ever used it

>>71932996
go to chariots, it's nice, roomy, you can go naked
you don't have to fuck with them if you don't want to, you know...

>>71930161
>saunas
>throwing water at them breaks them
Mankind has gone too far.

>>71934028
Yeah but i have a gay colleague and he tells me these places tend to be seedy and dirty as fuck, though he never mentioned chariots

>>71929276
> Swedes
Understanding anything about sauna

>>71934206
FWIW, I dine at the downstairs restaurant as well but wouldn't want to visit those places. Sauna is for saunaing imo.

>>71934206
just stick to dry sauna, showers, use flip flops, sit on your towel and you'll be fine
gay or not, I would avoid the steam room though

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>>71932181
>be at Taste of Chicago with my wife-to-be
>extremely light rain starts to fall
>just the occasional big, heavy drop that you get on oppressively humid summer days
>black people run for cover like the rain is fucking muriatic acid or some shiet
>actually start screaming like they'll melt if they get wet
My wife and I have a running joke that black people are made of sugar.

Also,
>black coworker starts bitching about the snow
>say I like snow - skiing, winter hiking, hunting
>he looks at me like I'm crazy, then starts to laugh
>ask why he's laughing
>"you're fucking serious, anon? you fucking with me"
>say I'm not, and snow is fun
>he just walks away shaking his head
>is kinda dickish to me after that
I triggered him by liking skiing.
>mfw I try to figure out that one

>>71934162
Fuck off ryssä

>>71932332
>German saunas
A cranked-up heat pump and a passive humidifier?

>>71934791
I avoid the steam room anyway, fuck humidity

>>71934957
Fuck off gai göran

>>71934957
Didn't want to touch your belt.

>>71934966
... run by solar panels so you can only sauna on sunny days

>>71935055
>live in Vermont
>2 hrs sunlight/week, limited space
>solar panels everywhere
>burn wood for heat because propane is so goddamn expensive and it's too mountainous for natural gas piping
>hippies would block pipeline construction anyway
>lived in southern Colorado
>dry, sunny wasteland
>"why go solar when natural gas is so cheap and plentiful?"
Why are we retarded?