Åland should be independent so that we don't have to pay

I will buy it. My lawyer will send you all paper in two days

>>71913373
desu if they went independant and you don't want them they'd probably join us out of free will.
otherwise Ivan might come

>>71913396
For you the price is 5000 trillion euros

>>71913373
We will never pay for Åland. If they ever have a referendum that shows they overwhelmingly want to be Swedish, then we'll just take it, nevermind what Finland says. Without a referendum we would never get approval from government for buying a place were a lot of people live.

We will never give Finland any money for Åland.

>>71913396
why not just take over funland

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>>71913457
Because the Finns resist.

>>71913439
>being this bad at bartering
>>71913457
Too few russian. No russian speaking minority to defend

>>71913449
You know you'll want all the swedish regions back to yourselves. The price is cheap when you consider getting back the glory of Sweden

>>71913493
You could defend the swedes :3
maybe if we have some sort of revolution (wink wink, please help) we'll agree and also give you some baltic clay.

>>71913520
Not really. It's just you who want to get rid of everyone who you don't see as ethnically Finnish. We don't have much of a need to get back Åland, Finnish coastal areas or Runö.

>>71913544
We will see about this. Trump is pretty busy with shitposting right now so Nato may ignore it. What parts of sweden the most disloyal to your government?

>>71913565
Its not about the people. Its about their autonomy and us funding their lavish lifestyle. It is literally the richest region in the EU per capita

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>>71913603
The richest you say...

>>71913646
It doesn't produce anything but gets the tax revenue from the rest of Finland

>>71913678
I am ok with it. We can do it donbass style: we control the territory and you pay pensions and wages

>>71913728
Too bad the offer is only for european countries

>>71913766
Well, call me if you change your mind

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>>71913457
Because russia is a paper tiger and invading us is a politi-economical suicide.

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>>71913728
>>71913792
>roleplaying as your country

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>>71913942
>not role-playing as your country

>>71913594
idk really, places that vote a lot for SD (infamous "far right" party) or V (former communist) would probably be good depending what kind of revolution you want, both are obviously not very radical anymore but the radicals probably vote for them since there is no credible alternative. I'd prefer the former

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>>71913967

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>>71913987
I was thinking about proxy war obviously. We will give your free equipment, tanks and some amount of soldiers and in return your new government will be loyal to us.
>>71913996

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>>71914040
You would be wasting that equipment on swedish ''soldiers''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBhOzRvkERc

I support multicultural enrichment of Åland.
For too long have they been inbreeding with their siblings. It's time for them to spread their legs to refugees.

>>71914040
I feel like communists would be easier to do it with, maybe there are still people who like russia there. I think somewhere up north would be a good spot to start. As long as we take out the military bases first, it should be smooth sailing. not a lot of people live in the north, should be easier to hold and gain footing while also controlling the natural resources of sweden.

>>71914097
We gave weapons and tanks to ex prisoners and mall guards. Swedish army can't be worse than that.
>>71914168
Don't report about our submarines then. We need to check the territory first without any problems

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>>71913457

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>>71913457

>>71914336
>>71914483
But we took the Finnish clay :^)

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>>71914563
Well i hope those million soviet bodies fermented that clay properly.

>>71914593
>million soviet bodies
)
If we are to fully capture your country you will not mind?

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>>71914593
ps. your country is so shit it turned the clay you took also to shit. How conveniently shitty.


>>71914644
Realistically you can't even take it without destroying your own country by crashing it's economy on extremely expensive occuppation, continuing guerrillas and hostile population, nevertheless to taking account the diplomatical isolation your country would have to go through. I'd give russian federation max a year before it's balkanized and forgotten if you do such a daring move.

But i hope you atleast knew this. As someone said earlier Russia is a paper tiger.

>>71914725
Ask again. If we are to fully capture your country you will not mind?

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>>71914765
I will kill as many of you as Finland's sovereignty requires.

So go figure, Ivan

>>71914792
>I will kill as many of you as Finland's sovereignty requires.
Why do not you saved it in 20 the century :^)

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>>71914836
At least Learn english Ivan, it'll make your babbling more comprehensible.

>>71914869
If we come to you you understand this without english :^)

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>>71914931
I doubt it. My passive aggressive russian friend i highly doubt it.

>>71915004
You have forgotten the Russian language, mr. fingol? :^)

>>71915214
The irony when it's Russians who have forgotten their own languages. Putin is Meryan, for instance.

>>71918428

>Merya
>Veps
>Karelian

All are possibilities with Karelian being most likely. There's a Karelian Finnish last "Puittinen". Clearly the origin of Putin.

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>>71915214
We never learnt it. Your czars were proper cucks for finns. Even highly restricted russian immigration here.

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>>71915214
Wrong country to consider ''cucking''
see >>71918604
Tzars came to finland to feel safe from anarchists and assassins.

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>>71918690
Yeah Alexander II especially really cared for this piece of land. He came here in many occasions and even built a vacation refuge for himself here. He was liked and he liked us.

>"”Annan tehtäväksenne puolestamme tulkita rakkaille ja uskollisille suomalaisilleni kiitollisuuteni niistä Minulle niin kallisarvoisista tunteista, joita heillä on Minua kohtaan, ja samalla ilmaisemaan heille muuttumattoman suosiollisuuteni.”