/brit/

doing a poo

doing a poo

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching on.

(Chorus)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

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found this on the 'ddit

made me ponder

>>71907664
Bump

is this the same faggot pushing his gay shit here every night?

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who else here won the genetic lottery?

how fucked up was your upbringing lads?

my mum died when i was 3 and my dad went gay so i have two dads

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>>71907707

>>71907707
FTM transexual?

>>71907717
I never had a gf

>>71907718
hmmmmmmmm
*holds my chin in somber ponderance*

LIVERPOOL

>>71907717
My dad has three families in total, each with children, and the extra marrital ones are cousins to each other. Also used to be terrified by him and when he was drinking, also gay.

>>71907717
>>71907757
hmmm yes faggots are not degenerates methinks

>>71907757
I meant I'm gay, not him.

i hope australians post their true feelings and don't feel as if they have to fit the "mad wild crazy random australian shitposter" persona xx

show us your true self x

>>71907717
my parents divorced and had a very lengthy custody battle over me costing them tens of thousands of pounds
and in the end they should have just listened to me and done what I said rather than fight over things like children

my mum's a cunt

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@68 why don't you fuck off back to cum, nobody wants your autism here

>>71907742
Are Indians allowed to have girlfriends?

>>71907782
if i showed my true feelings i can safely say not a single one of you would be able to even begin to understand me
i'm operating on a whole new level of emotion

>>71907780
>>71907811
I don't think any of your /brit/ friends like you either, gaycunt

honestly don't believe any of you lads are bad people

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'e

1000 benders and benderposters are preferable to one yank

>>71907822
please post them i promise i'm capable of getting on your level xx

>>71907840
hello faggot

wonder if there's any porn out there of a ftm tranny fucking a mtf tranny with their fake penis and fake vagina respectively

>>71907840
hello faggot

>>71907865
i'm neither happy nor sad but i'm both and also only one

listening to the folk music of my people

https://youtu.be/IUjLE_N1Cuc

>>71907866
FOY

>>71907840
sorry he's allergic to the pesticides in food it makes his autism act up. it'll go away if you ignore it
again sorry for the inconvenience

t. director of American internet reputation firm

>>71907890
yeah you lost me
explain

I consumed only 30K calories today. What should I have next?

>>71907907
hello faggot

What's a good website to look for cottages in Scotland

>>71907919
eat your internet router then refresh the page xx

>>71907821
Yeah my parents keep asking me what I did all these years in college

>>71907910
i cant just explain it, it's a nature of being
you have to get it to get it

>>71907907
very reddity post
back to /r/queer you go

>>71907931
scotlandcottages.co.uk

Sup faggot bender poofters and Irishmen.

>>71907931
http://www.scottish-cottages.co.uk/

>>71907931
cottage.scotland.net

what's a good website for looking up cottages in Wales?

>>71907957
>>71907959
hmmm

>>71907874
http://www.xvideos.com/video1743148/buck_angel_dude_with_a_pussy_gets_fucked_by_a_shemale_chick_with_a_dick_
"""dude""" """chick"""

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>71907952
alright then answer me this

why are you such a faggot?

>>71907958
failte romhat

>>71907929
Hi
>>71907931
Scottage.com

Lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12466024

1. You're as thick as manure but only half as useful.

2. A face that would drive rats from a barn.

3. You are seed, breed and spawn of an English whore.

4. I never forget an Irish face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

5. May you melt off the earth like snow off the ditch.

6. May your pipe never smoke, may your teapot be broke.

7. May your spade never dig, may your sow never pig.

8. May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat.

9. When you were born you were so ugly the nurse slapped your mother.

10. You're as sharp as a beachball.

Business idea: create a successful business.

>>71907984
when you've attained my level of emotional understanding all labels like this one have no meaning
im not a faggot, i am

>>71907988
hello
where in india are you

Tesco's Finest Butterscotch Mousse is pretty tasty.

11.1g of saturated fat though. That's 56% of my recommended daily allowance in one dessert.

>>71908001
Investing

>>71908002
what's the meaning of life? or does meaning mean nothing to you and you already have a higher level of understanding towards all wordly matters?

>>71908003
West coast

>>71908029
the meaning of life is life itself

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the 't 'd 'f

Business idea: Irish as the 3rd official language of Canada.

beaner at the bodega asked if i was german or russian

called him a spic bastard and walked out

have you lived up to your father's expectations?

>>71908041
are you gujarti

Business idea: invest 1 million in African countries which grow at 17% and get 1.17 million back

hello lads

>>71908043
what is life

It's half four and I'm not feeling tired in the least lads

Just crawled into bed lads x

got called a spic bastard at the bodega

>>71908081
*closes the door in your face in a comedic fashion while you remain standing dead still*

>>71908092
Me either mate, wuu2????

>>71908094
Night lad. x

>>71908086
screaming
babby's first ganoo/loonix I see

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I have never left the east coast

>>71908098
how's cricket???

What is a bodega?

I was kind of hoping kelly would lose, cause i had a good one ready. "send 'em to the heavens, evans"

>>71908121
mexican eatery

had to do four (4) captchas to reply to this post

(PLEASE) bump my /a/ thread lads

>>71908121
a paki shop

>>71908116
i've never been further than 3 hours from my house. lived in PA all my life, only ever been to WV, Ohio, and Maryland. haven't been more than 1.5 hours away in 10 years.

>>71908085
life is both nothing and at the same time it is everything, but its mostly nothing with a little of everything
>>71908120
watching the india v. australia match at this very minute

>>71908059
there is actually a gaeltacht outside of kingston ontario

at the time of confederation scottish gaelic was the third most common language spoken in canada, it could have almost been our third language. there's still some people in nova scotia who speak it, but it's somewhat different from the gaelic spoken in scotland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JB281bf7Y4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCJIALYkFZU

imagine using legacy captcha

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>>71908115
It's my raspberry pi, mong.

>>71908137
>>71908116
>americans

>>71908154
yeah, do you know what operating system is it running you fucking mollusk

>>71908135
Which one it is lad?

>>71908125
>>71908134
>>71908136
>>71908137
>>71908145
>>71908150
is this /brit/

>>71908167
/realcolonyhours/

>>71908150
me at the bottom

>>71908159
have you ever been down undah?

/brit/ is an american protectorate

>>71908164
kimi no na wa lad

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I fucking hate the fat ginger lad at work, he'll be up now waiting for UFC and i hate him so much. Just kill yourself you fat ginger 30-odd year old prick.

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The gf

>>71908178
yeah i live here

also been to hk, thailand, macau, singapore and the US

>>71908163
yes, don't understand why you'd say baby's first anything.
my post was simply implying that i was restarting it from my laptop because it froze and didn't want to cut the power source.

>>71908150
fenians raids should have been a success

>. It was a complex military plan and was revealed to the Senate wing of the brotherhood in February, 1966. The invasion’s main objective was to invade Canada West, with the primary target being Toronto, Fenian Infantry would hold Canada west while Sweeny would swoop in with cavalry and seize Montreal and thus the St. Lawrence river would be in Fenian control. From then on they would secure recognition from Washington of the newly declared “New Ireland”. As for occupation, the Fenians hoped that the 50,000 Irish Americans in Canada would be eager to adopt their cause.

" We are a Fenian brotherhood, skilled in the arts of war, and we’re going to for Ireland, the land that we adore. Many battles have we won, along with the boys in blue and we’ll go and capture Canada, for we’ve nothing else to do”.

Saour Alba Thig Ar Latha

*reboots my strawberry*

>>71908200
reckon darren is a good name for the australian deano
you're darren

how is it living in the 1st world lads?

>>71908195
Oh, that is a really shit thread, shan't be bumping.

Been to New Joisey, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, and Florida

t. new yawkah

Paddies are a fucking embarrassment

>>71908226
fuck off swiss yank CUNT

>>71908235
mate why do this?

>>71908205
Much of Ontario was settled by Protestant Irish, they would not have taken it laying down. Every mayor of Toronto until the 50s was an Orangeman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc0twhOgRgY

>>71908230
ask your cousin there's enough of the cunts over here

>>71908229
Name's jayden and I'm literally the opposite of a deano

>>71908201
>debian
>leet haxxor green foreground
>posting an unremarkable command to try to impress /brit/

>>71908260
>>71908248

thinking of putting poleaboo to rest and focusing on my more neglected characters like ulster and matt ludford

>>71908271
>no sershlad

>>71908242
póg mo thóin

post ass to scare the irish lol

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>>71908265
I was blogposting, mong. that's the default putty screen and raspbian is the distro that works best for the pi.

>>71908250
ahh there was a good number of irish back around that time, they even killed a bunch of orangemen around st patricks day back then, several riots, plus back then, in the mid 19th century there were lots and lots of protestant irish who wanted an independent ireland, don't have the figures with me but I think something like 20% of the fenian prisoners took prisoner after the fenian raids were protestant,

also newfoundland was always heavily irish, montreal is a strange case

anyway off to bed

>>71908278
got too many cease & desist letters from saoirse's management, had to write him out completely

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why hasn't all of the scooby doo head been photographed?

Love her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h_W7mMYiU

>irish black

what did he mean by this?

>>71908304
i see
the ol' "call centre gf" literary device in action

>>71908305
its a big country

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>>71908271

>>71908308
black oirish i am

>>71908302
night mate hope you die in your sleep

>>71908308
black irish

claim to be descendants of the survivor from the spanish armada sinking

>>71908305
Who wants to look at empty desert?

cunt

https://youtu.be/8EWINVP3B9A

Tune

The O'Zone layer.

>>71908262
christ that's a bigger runt name than either dean or darren
should've just kept your mouth shut mate, embarrassing

>>71908337
fuck off you clueless cunt

>>71908329
if I do die i'll haunt you for the rest of your life <3

>>71908316
if you paid attention during ludders' first run you'll see her namedropped a few times
ill point it out in the dvd commentary

>>71908350

you just KNOW...

mmm
>>>/soc/24990282

>>71908356
don't care

>>71908360
tell me what black irish is then

much hour
very nigger
wow

>>71908351
you've just crossed over into..... the o-zone layer... do do do... dodododo

>>71908368
I hope the nonce gets his own dvd length feature

>>71908377
That first reply, so this is what /soc/ is like.

>>71908375
no one cares about your blacked.com fantasies

>>71908350

More like My Cunt, am i right lads

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Why are some americans trying to derail threads so much on here?

have you ever done one of those risk threads? never seen the point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F82oaNGsD24

think i might actually be a bit gay desu

i want to suck a cock so bad

>>71908413
mate let's be honest.. those music video sets are like a fuckhouse after hours
remember when skylar grey got niggered?

>>71908426
bloody corporate banking fat cats

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someone say real nigga hours

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>>71908453
HONK IF YOU UP NIGGAS

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>every song is about love and relationships
>I can always hear normies having fun when I'm in my apartment
>see people sitting with their friends at lectures
> TV shows focus around people's relationships

I feel like the universe is mocking my loneliness

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>>71908478

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Sershlad left without even saying goodbye

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>>71908453

>>71908478
i listen to political songs to avoid the romance shit
its just another strand of autism tho

>>71908503
*honks at you*

>>71908478
I listen to French rap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PG47j8xQK4

>>71908529
hello nigger

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>not having a roaring fireplace during the height of the australian summer while you watch the cricket

ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY8rUpxqcE

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>nigger

>>71908541
Haha delightful.

my mates older sister is fit

pity she lives in ottawa

back with the chinese gf

>>71908590
pics

wew lads

>>>/pol/115259705

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leafs, kiwis, aussies welcome
yanks not so much

>>71908569

Sounds like you're living the life m80

>>71908569
Thought a man who knows it all would be above inane pursuits such as cricket and sport in general

>>71908595
fake news

>>71908603
what about south africans and other residents of the commonwealth

>>71908569
why have you got a tarp inside mate

>>71908608
cricket is the thinking man's sport

>>71908625
prefer not to answer

>>71908595
So? I bathe once a month in my local bog and it does me

>>71908593
just google chinese girl

https://youtu.be/6hiqG4cfOGk

>>71908637
Hmm

So did the man hit the ball and did the other man run around?

>>71908625
Of course

thoughts on pizzagate?

>>71908625
saffers can well and truly fuck off, the people are just off-brand australians with a bit more dutch and darkie admixture

>>71908661
someone who lacks a towering intellect such as yourself simply wouldn't understand the nuance involved

>>71908625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU

>>71908678
mostly bullshit, but there is a paedo problem

do you appreciate art?

So haven't drank a drop so far for lent, been out to two house parties since
was shit but you certainly remember a lot more

>>71908595
i can't say much, i only brush my teeth about twice a month

>>71908706
art unironically doesnt exist

>>71908719
don't understand what you mean

I can swipe "yes" to a hundred women a day for months and still not find a proper match, let alone a good date

The potential for rejection in society has never been so high

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>pizzagate is mostly bullshit

i unironically havent brushed my teeth in 3 years

>>71908745
good man

>>71908644
I meant of your willy

>>71908687
full one is even better, bit at the start and end

>>71908745
*makes out with you*

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>there is a global cabal of satanist paedophiles

>>71907782
I always do. I'm the most serious one here

>>71908678
Fake news

that /pol/ showering thread unironically has people trying to say that showering once a day is bad for you

I actually consider showering twice a day some days

>>71908687
>>71908758
https://youtu.be/fxEweP2TiMk

>>71908745
disgusting

kid who went to my secondary never brushed his teeth so his breath stunk
and his teeth had all this horrible gunk on it
and his gums had lots of nasty gingivitis

and he never washed either so he stunk of BO and the cigs that his mum smoked

eugh

>>71908778
cold showers are the thinking man's shower

>>71908782
didn't know i went to school with someone on /brit/

>>71908782
this was me but in primary

>>71908782
haha me

>>71908785
this

>>71908736
cuuuute cade

>>71908737
Think he means that it's so difficult (impossible?) to define art that it isn't reasonable to claim that it exists

unironically germophobic

>>71908790
eh nah

from what I've gathered from people I spoke to at uni, almost every school will have at least 1 smelly kid who doesn't clean himself

I shower 3 times a day and brush my teeth before every meal

>>71908820
unironically unironically isn't a real word

>>71908820
been developing this in the last few years i've noticed, not too keen on it going further but feel like the risk is too great to go back from where i already am

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Ah yes just after 5 in the morning, Tequila cocktail in hand and music blasting through my headphones. I may offer to buy my mother and sister a maccy D'd breakfest if my mother goes to collect said brekkie. But we shall wait until 9ish before we offer such treats.

>>71908831
mong

>>71908820
Same, it's a pain in the arse really, wish I could be normal.

>>71908834
I wash my hands after touching the doorknobs to get into buildings at my uni

and I use the paper towel that I dried my hands with in the bathroom to open the bathroom door with

unironically homophobic

sidenote: do most gays have a scat fetish?

I wish black people would not cover their hands in smelly and sticky lotion or whatever the fuck they're doing
it makes everything smelly and sticky and it gets all over your hand when you touch things


have to carry around wet wipes with me these days

culture today is just as good as it was back the-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n7vrvM0iO4

>>71908874
shan't be listening to this

>>71908855
i carry around a bottle of dettol and those mini prepacked tissues in my pocket when i touch doorknobs and things haha
no longer eat at restaurants either

>>71908855
I do this too, but I keep a small bottle handwash in my pocket as well and some tissues. Should see me preparing food, I wash my hands as soon as I touch each ingredient or whatever else, just feel disgusting if I don't.

>>71908870
I know what you're talking about, but I forgot what it's called

smells terrible

>>71908880
>shan't
shant be reading this post

>>71908882
>>71908885
thought I was alone on this honestly

also clean my phone regularly with hand sanitizer

If dubs I hang myself

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>>71908807

>>71908897
shan't be learning English off this one fucknut

>>71908917
off by 6

>>71908925
fad cad

>>71908927
blatantly racist post

>>71908906
Might be OCD depending what you do, pretty sure that's the case with me, as for like the last 7 years I've been doing everything repeatedly while counting to the number 4, 16, or both among other things.

>>>/pol/115266771

>>71908965
that I don't do

I'm just extremely conscious that anything that you touch that's open to the public is probably infected with numerous diseases

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>>71908948
He's not fat, he's fit.

got a haircut

The fat cats still push the thin cats around

>>71908989
cat

I'm a kitty cat

and I dance dance dance d-d-dance dance dance

might go a little mental and post a pic of my cock

>>71909026
Dogs eat cats

actually appalled that there are some people out there who are willing to diminish the international struggle against classism by referring to the common domestic feline as a "fat cat"

night lads guessing no church for me tomorrow

>>71909039
was referring to a midnight oil song 2bh

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>>71909026

Yes dance for me cat sloot

>>71909036
no they don't

>>71909061
Yes. They do.

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>>71909035
Why don't you just do it then?

dogs are nigger pets

>>71909074
yeah? prove it

>>71908978
Oh yeah you're right then, because as for me I know that I won't catch anything but I just feel panicked and can't stop thinking about it if I don't wash my hands after touching something. I know it's fucked but I have to do it.

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Love folk clothing desu

hey fatty
i got a movie for you
a fridge too far

wahey

>>71909096

Fascinating footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A

cats are numale pets

t. numale pro

>>71909100
yeah I worked on that shoot, ama

Bitten and attacked by dogs many times, but still don't hate them. Are people who hate cats autists?

>>71909100
>that stalin monument in the center of town

pity

>>71909102
I'll repeat: dogs are nigger pets

>>71909115
Wish they hit an artery so we wouldn't have our souls sucked out of us every time we have to read one of your boring and completely asinine posts
Fuck off

>>71909102
>muh numale fallacy

fuck off leaf

>>71909102
right

>>71909130
wrong

>>71909115
they literally can't comprehend taking care of an animal who doesn't constantly reciprocate their love without slobbering all over their face and shitting all over the place

cats are the thinking man's pet

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When i was like 10 i used to play with a lad called Daniel who would often take simple games like hide and seek to a sexually level. I had his cock in my mouth by about 12 years old, he used to love pretending to be a cat person. I swear my early sexual experiences were like some fetish shota manga. Looking back i wish i had made the most of it but alas i didnt really understand it at the time and thus wasted it all.

>>71909100
Notice how there are loads of women, lots of old men and little boys but no young men. The world wars were just a waste of humanity.

>>71909139
delete this

>>71909081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U6r40qB9ws

Ri fellas? Names Josie E. M. And I'm doing, the biggest shit of my life. Thoughts?

>>71909147
Is that lad a functioning adult now? are you?

>>71909130
dogs are racist, mine growls at black people

>>71909149
it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country

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>>71909139
very rude post

Saw a video of a parade in East Berlin and right behind a portrait of Stalin there was an Australian flag
bit weird 2bh

there is nothing wrong with being a proud redditor

>>71909159

Dunno he moved to whales when he was about 14, never seen him since. That being said ive heard he moved back up to my parts but i havent seen him. As for me i am barely functioning with a shitty min wage job just getting by.

>>71909196
yeah, they ran out of toilet paper by the end of the war

>>71909200
I also knew a lad called Daniel but he moved to New South Whales instead, perhaps they were related

>>71909200
Should meet up with him and suck eachothers knobs desu, maybe get a bit of boipucci.

>>71909169
WWI die in a hole for geopolitical bollocks
WW2 die because some lunatic with a Charlie Chaplin mustache is butthurt at losing the first war

Only noble wars are fighting for national independence or repelling invasion.

>>71909225
agree with the first one
but the second one was a war for survival for all allied nations

Made it too soon.

>>71909241
>>71909241

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all of my wat

>>71909325
GOOD cade but don't post feet

what a shitty fight, god damn