DON'T WORRY PORTUGUESE QTS WE WILL RESCUE YOU https://

>>71879958

>Being able to travel across the world to learn a language for a month

Fuck rich people

>they literally found the only white person in Portugal to conduct an interview with

kek

>>71882219
lol i did the same thing and i'm a poorfag who lives at home works two minimum wage jobs

>>71882219
It's called homestay stoopid. I'm gonna have Portuguese qts staying with me

>>71882312
Suebi genes stronk

>>71882312
hol up

>>71882312
My grandma is portuguese, she's super white.

>>71882312
portugueses are white

>>71879958
Portuguese sounds like a slavic language

>>71883306
Portugal's portuguese is just trash.

>>71883306
Portuguese from Europe has had all the vowels taken out

In Brazil you can hear it as it's meant to be spoken

Even the accent from Angola is nicer

>>71883367
>>71883437
Brazils Portuguese is original Portuguese?

>>71883484
other way around

Brazilians basically butchered portuguese

>>71883306
not at all

>>71883544
To me it does, shut up Poland

>>71883484
effeminated portuguese

>>71883484
it's a "clearer" why of spelling it out. We usually only have one clear vowel in each word, while softening up the others.

"Brasil" in Portuguese, would be spelled with a soft a, a strong i.

"Brasil" in Brasilian, would be spelled with both strong a and i but would turn the l into a u.

brazilian as clearer vowels, but they mispell some consonants.

of course that's not the case with all brasilian portuguese spelling, they have quite some differences.

I think it's because most original Brazilians and later immigration had to learn Portuguese (natives, africans, other europeans) and as such made it clearer sounding, except for consonant/diphtongs that were harder for them.

Picture US english with British english and how US english is "clearer sounding" than british english.

Always imagined portugese people way darker 2bh

>>71879958
Do you like black girls also?

>>71883874
Ah that makes sense. So you have the better Portuguese.

>>71883931
Yes

>>71883955
I'd only think Portuguese is better than Brazilian because we have much less anglo (US) influence and usually take to our latin roots when expanding vocabulary.

>>71883955
Brasil's portuguese is better, more refined.

Portugal's is like someone had a bone in their throat.

>>71884325
it's not refined at all, but somewhat the opposite

it's the language of plebs/slaves, hence why they treat everyone by você, short for "your mercy", which in brazil has obviously taken a more informal tone, but shows its origins.

the more a Brazilian tries to write/sound educated/professional, the more he will end up writting/sounding like a Portuguese.

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>>71884541
>m-muh tu

>>71884325
The way he said it, it's like American accents compared to British ones. Clearer but second rate.

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>>71884541
i am from manaus and no one uses você , feels good to speak the real portuguese

>>71884541
>>71884591
Is this correct? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GrrrJWkEpM

>>71884865
hnnnng

>>71884591
Didn't mention it, but yes, conjugating the second person singular is something that only a few brazilians can/know how to do.

For what I gather, when some Brasilians attempt to conjugate the second person singular they just end up conjugating the third person singular.

você

>>71885316
We never conjugate the second person over here. Even when we do say "tu" we still use the third person conjugation. It's actually really jarring in middle school when you learn about it.

>>71885443
But you learn it correctly and just don't use it or you learn it incorrectly?

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Why can't we just being nice friends and shit? What are those insults for?

>>71885521

There can only be war.

>>71885497
We just don't use it. I'm not saying everyone knows how to conjugate even regular verbs, but we do learn it in school.

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>>71885521
this thread is pretty comfy

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>>71885585
>>71885632
Don't be rude pls.

>>71885521
>>71885755
Those are cute cats. Please post more.

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>>71885806
I have 2 more.

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>>71885806

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>>71885806
And this.

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>>71885867
>>71885906
Thanks.

>>71885902
Dogs are cute too.


Staying on topic... I never understood this meme that people who don't know the language say that Portuguese sounds similar to Russian.

>>71886037
It sounds slavic to me, Idk.

>>71879958
Are we being rescued by Portuguese girls, or from them?

>>71886331
No we are rescuing the Portuguese girls and we meaning Canadians not burgers

>>71882312
Why is it always a fucking dutch guy that insults us here?Are you moroccan or something?Only non-white people insult us so you must be

>>71882219
> live in usa
> be poor

can you be anymore of a loser

>>71887216
Because you literally cannot handle the banter, at all.

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>>71887216
>>71887352
DUTCH-PORTUGAL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>71885497
They just did with "tu" what we did with "vós", basically. Except they did it to both.

Where I come from, people actually do use "vós" fairly often.

>>71887352
How am I supposed to handle the banter?Post a anime girl pic with a smug face or some shit?Shouldn't you be washing your mom's niqab after her daily beatup by your dad??

>>71886037
>>71886064
I think it's more evident with Euro Portuguese - the constant -sh sound, the way we say the single "r"s, the picking only one vowel per word to open, etc etc.

Memes aside, Portuguese (like French) kept a strong celtic influence on the accent, whereas Spanish/Italian kept a stronger Roman accent (with a bit of Arabic as well). The vocabular influence of Arabic is about the same in Iberia, but we (Portuguese/Galicians) did have a lot heavier celtic roots, probably for being farther away from Rome - we don't even use the Roman names for the weekdays like the other Romance languages.

>>71887803
By not being so utterly butthurt that you have to resort to posting weak, unintelligible retorts.

Besides, be happy that I acknowledged that Portugal has a white person, it's one more than I expected. Must be some extremely rare genetic mutation.

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>>71887878

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>>71887585
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!

>>71885443
>Even when we do say "tu" we still use the third person conjugation.
Que?

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>>71887878
.

instead of saying "tu es" they say "tu é"

>>71888118
Especially brazilians from the santa catarina(with caipira accent)

>>71888118
>>71888046

>>71888163
This is very strange, I heard that Southern Brazilians use "tu", but I would never guess that they do it in this way.

>>71883874
In the case of American English, they say that our accent is closer to the original due to isolation.

>>71890484
>Americans have the original 1700's British accent

Stop this fucking meme already. Any linguist will laugh you out of the room if you say this.

>71890648
not what he said at all

>>71890648
Believe it or not brazilians also say this

Truly disgusting girl.

I had a Protugese gf. I walked into her when she was laying in bed with some other guy. Instead of kicking her ass layed on top of her. Groping her ass. After doing that for like 5 min I told them to finish and leave my house before midnight. Went out with some friends and when I got back they were gone. Never saw her again. Truely a great moment in my life.

>>71883838
And Quebecois some French on acid ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TSQUbvyKc8

>>71879958
they look dirty, like they haven't showered in days

>>71885755
All I want is to be friends with Russia

>>71893188
I'm an Anglo, I can't even tell the difference in your accents just the odd words they use

>>71893252
Stfu

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>>71892714
>I told them to finish

>>71879958
god damn, the Lisbon accent never fails to annoy me

it's the Portuguese version of "valleyspeak", fucking upward inflections all over

>>71887878

must be the really odd and rare genetic mutation of a white child being born out of a white couple

my almonds are firing as we speak

>>71884541
>the more a Brazilian tries to write/sound educated/professional, the more he will end up writting/sounding like a Portuguese.

Gramatically, yes.
Phonetically, no.
The more formal and educated a brazilian speaks, the further they get from the portugal's accent.

>>71895487
>Gramatically, yes.
>Phonetically, no.
Yes, mostly.

>The more formal and educated a brazilian speaks, the further they get from the portugal's accent.
Brazilian Portuguese has this weird thing where you are syllable-timed when speaking fast (i.e. all syllables take the same time to be said, like Spanish, French and Italian), but when you slow down, you become stress-timed (i.e. all words take the same time to be said, with each word stressed syllable being the beat marker - like Euro Portuguese and English).

When speaking slowed, you also close the non-stressed syllables a tiny bit:

batata -> bá-tá-tâ (when spoken fast)/ bâ-tá-tâ(when spoken slowly).

The difference in consonants keep sounding Brazilian, though.

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Do people abroad really think Portuguese are all olive skin tier people ?

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>>71899151
White as snow

>>71899151
They're just ignorant.
Yesterday I was browsing /mu/ kpop and I said that it was too late and I had to go to bed.
He literally called me a black guy, and said that portuguese people are all black and poor.

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>>71899296
>Lisbon

I said Portuguese, not mixed raced.

>>71899296
We do generally have thin, long faces with big noses, as opposed to the round moonfaces up north or the tiny heads in north Africa.

More aerodynamic.

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>White Boys

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>>71899548

>>71899548
Thank God that I'm a Sporting fan.

>>71899548
>benfags
Although I'll note that it is a black girl holding the "white boys" calling card.

>>71899679
>not supporting your local team

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>>71899548
Fucking Lisbon I thought it was meme but I'm starting to second guess.

>>71899703
I don't have a local Team.

>>71882219
I am spending two months in Peru for free. School pays meals and housing, my GoFundMe paid the plane ticket and insurance.

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>>71899679
>supporting a soon to be dead club
kys

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>>71899830
>dead club
>18.755 goes voting
Sure thing BdC hater.

>>71899548
This is the polar opposite of going to a football match in London. Everyone is diverse on the streets, but inside the stadium everyone is white.

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>tfw white in Portugal

Sure is suffering here.

>>71882219
I'm doing the same thing in Brazil and I only work part time. Feels good desu

>>71899988
I can't read that m8

>>71900350
It's a North vs South (mostly North vs Lisbon) meme

It's not even funny

>>71899988
>uuii!!
kek
>e a Universidade do Porto
quê, a de Coimbra não é boa que chegue?

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>>71899988
>uii!!

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>>71900729
It's funny because southerners are moors :3

>>71879958

God I hate European Portuguese so goddamn much. It sounds like someone speaking Spanish with a russian accent.

Compare it with qt as fuck hue accent :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efaAltgFJeM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oucKDfAwNbM

>>71901973
:(

>tfw people thought I was Russian in London

>>71901973
Shut up Portuguese are qt. It does sound Slavic though..

>>71901130
kek