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slow day

>>71868090
That flip doesn't look bad for a flip. Still probably retarded though.

>>71868159

>probably retarded
>on her profile- "Studying special education"
>learning how to teach retards

https://www.interpals.net/licaxx

Just searched for 21-23 year old females in South Korea.

Fuck me, it is really not a meme. We give a lot of shit about Asians buying and stealing all our land here, but looking at people with S Korea flags, it is 50% foreigners all stating they are not "Koreaboo" in profiles.

I hate living.

Does anyone have any of the pictures of Libyan girl?

>>71868656

Who?

>>71869066
Girl from Libya, would post here a lot a couple of years ago.

>>71869111

Not sure Tbh

>>71868090
mfw I only got 2 today. site keeps fucking up and saying im offline for days

>>71869561

Delete your account and reactivate it. From the moment you delete it you have 30 days to re activate it just as it was. They won't delete your profile, it's just on a temporary hold. Try that.

>>71868656
Now that you mention it can't remember her name, it started with an L
Somewhere I've still got her tits saved. She has 10/10 nipples. She was fun to talk to but would always stop replying super fast.

Shame what happened to her though

I wanted to learn Korean to speak to Korean qts. How do I not become a Koreaboo?

>log in
>a girl messages me
>log off in a panic
HELP ME

>>71872393
I don't even know how to help you. Nobody can be so autistic that they can't speak to girls they've never met and are online. If you mess it up it doesn't even matter you never have to speak to them again. Just learn from the mistakes

>>71871940
You're already too far gone lad

>>71872451
I can talk with girls in real life, but there is something that really scares the shit out of me talking online like that

>>71872473
How is that possible? I can understand not being able to talk to them in real life. There is no risk at all talking to them online.

A question to whites
do you get a lot of messages from east asian girls?
many japanese girls?

>>71872503
I think its the fear that its someone pretending to be the person to have a laugh at my cost or something.

>>71872565
South East Asians mainly but a few ugly Japanese girls messaged me

>>71872724
bit rude

>>71872565
Koreans I get a lot from but the Japs don't seem so thirsty

>>71872599
>...says he in a certain forum that made the expression "for the lulz" famous.
You'll eventually skype or do a video call and you'll be able to tell.
You could assume it's someone pretending until then if it helps you.

>>71872743
Why is that rude? Some Japs are qt but I only seem to get ugly ones messaging me.

>>71872565
nah, I got messages from nobody. I'm a bit surprised too Tbh because I live in a very popular city

>>71874870
Have you tried being handsome?

>>71874923
yes, your mother has called me handsome before

>>71875316
She must have felt sorry for you

>>71875327
To be fair she's called me handsome too so she's probably just a bit easy

>another even more QTier Belarussian qt messages me

i don't feel real.

>>71876175
It's not real, you're in a coma wake up

>>71876291
she's like an irl animu girl what the fuck and she's real

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I'm glad these threads are back, so I've decided to resurrect my account. Tne qt's are already rolling in! Thanks guys.

>>71876603
good luck senpai

Going out to take some photos for IP while it's nicely sunny. Give tips pls. What kind should I take? Selfies or photos on timer?

>>71877154
Don't forget to take dickpics

>>71877154

Make them look candid I say. Like someone else took them without you knowing a picture was being taken.

>>71877501
yeah, I thought about making some where I pretend to play tennis or jump on trampoline using the timer on phone

>>71872565
No Japanese girls, some Thais and Philipinos, a few Chinese.

>>71877778

I mean, it's autistic but it probably works.

>>71877922
yeah, it definitely makes me look normie and likeable if I do it well

>too ugly to get any attention from female users
>some of them even blocked me righter after seeing their profiles

Free Georgian QT

https://www.interpals.net/nino1222

Any black qts?

>>71881912

Lol you already know what I want to say

>>71881912
>black
>qt
Pick one

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Reminder that Polish QT are based.

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>>71868656
Laila?

>>71882979
Reminder your mum is based... IN BED

>>71883325

As is yours, brother.

>Want to talk to QT
>Have to play it cool and not message her 24/7

This sucks.

>>71882315
>>71882390
Fuck off racists

Opinions on Armenian girls? They kind of have that middle east look but there's absolutely no chance of them being muslim.

>>71884028
Rather be a racist than someone who fucks monkeys

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>I regret that I wrote you my name and surname T_T

If there is anything more fun than cyberstalking your QT and finding embarrassing old pictures of her, I don't know of it.

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>>71884104

I'm talking with an Armenian. They hate Islam.

Pic related ;)

best time to ask a qt for skype?

>>71884482
I always like to wait for the site to crash and use that as an excuse, since it happens regularly enough. I guess you don't even really need for it to crash, if you send it during your QT's off-hours.

>>71884482

When it appears she's enjoying talking to you after you've had a lengthy conversation. Mention that IP is being buggy and say "you know, i enjoy talking to you! Would you like to exchange numbers for Whatsapp or talk on Skype? :) "

>>71884454
Too bad there's not many Armenians on the site. I got viewed by one but she didn't accept messages from anyone under 25 for some reason.

>>71884782

a lot of them live in Israel. During the war they moved to Israel

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French QT just said this. I think she likes me..

so what happened to radovan? i saw the pics got deleted

>>71885744
They got taken down for being a pic of someone that's well known. IP staff sent a message explaining it

Guys help.

I'm chatting with a qt from Barcelona and she's offering to help teach me Catalan but she's not for independence. Should I still talk to her?

>When one of your qts suddenly starts to flirt

I like this

>>71872565
Many Indo girls seem really fond of Dutch guys for some reason.

>>71886791
Nigga mine is just chatting about this guy she likes and asking me for advice. I'm sitting there thinking "you know that my definition of flirting is staring and hoping she's braver than I am."

>>71886877
They secretly want you to colonize them again obviously.

>>71886621
Call her a race traitor

>>71888874
I think her dad might be Valencian. She also said her family usually speaks Spanish at home. Though she is for some form of devolution (I'm not familiar enough with the overall situation to know exactly that's going on).

>>71889092
Sorry, not Valencian, Andalusian. She did say I speak Catalan with a Valencian accent though, not sure what to make of that.

what country gives nudes the easiest?
Will post results

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>tfw you dont want to talk to any more slavs or South Asians but those are the only people who will ever talk to you.
Its nothing against them, I'm just tired of having the same experiences over and over.

Sure conversations vary a little a bit, but ultimately end up similar((((

>>71889267
Have you blocked Thailand? That's step 1 of enjoying Interpals.

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you guys make me want to go back in the game

but i already found my wifey on ip

>>71889380
Which cunt is she from?

>>71889337
No need, Thais are easy and funny.
They don't message me very often (because I dont script) and when they do I know their name will be TOILET, and thats great.

I've actually talked to way more Russians/Ukrainians/Poles, I'd say they are more common than Thais, at least for me.

>>71889404
hint : plastic surgery

>>71888874
Free Catalunya!

>>71889502
Korea?

>>71889502
How much judgement did you get from marrying a foreign girl on the internet?

>>71885442
that was already obvious but nice!

>>71889502
......................

My Catalan qt just called me a "good boy."

Wat do?

>>71890566
show her your red rocket

>>71886791
>she suddenly brought up her obsession with Western actors and asked if I had a stalker

This girl just ramped up from 0 to 100 real quick.

But damn do I want a stalker gf.

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>>71890784
Now we're talking about our preferences in the opposite sex and dating...

I also made a joke about myself being short at 170 cm and she was like "that's tall to me"

.........

>>71890934
She must be short as fuck then.

>>71890934

>that's tall to me

Kek, I always heard that pilots need to be small, but I didn't realise you had to be that small

>>71890327
And an Asian one at that

>>71882979
Stealing her

>>71890934
>170cm
Jesus lad

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He still does this btw. Literally every single Asian grill's profile has this little fuck commenting giving them DAS THUMB

Every time I send my qt a message on whatsapp she either takes several hours to respond, or just sends a response the next day. Should I drop her? I really care about her but I guess she doesn't reciprocate anymore

>>71891125
>>71891189
>>71891288

She's 156 cm, short even for a Mediterranean womanlet.

Now we're basically agreeing that we have the same preferences for most social and relationship things. What do I do next?

She already agreed to show me around Barcelona this summer.

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Saturday evening update

still no korean gf

my days are numbered at this rate!

>>71891844
How can a white Brit have this much trouble getting Asian women? Are you a manlet? Ugly? Severely autistic? All three?

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>>71891968
I ticked all 3 boxes!

>>71891968

You say "white brit" as if it's a positive thing.

>>71892028
Don't most foreign women prefer Brits to all other anglo men though?

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>>71891828
I need to add, I've already bought my ticket and stuff, and I'm staying in an AirBnB but she said I'd be welcome to stay with her and her parents.

>>71892182
half breed indo-european manlet here, i get a decent amount of success on IP regardless of it

>>71892182

I wouldn't know, I'm a KV.

Lads I need big titties now

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>>71892003
You're not that bad looking, very average
It's probably your autism

>>71892182
Yes, then when they hear my glorious Yorkshire accent they're disappointed I don't sound like Price William

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>>71892711
tbcfhwymn I am average on all 3 things, average height, and average autism as well.

>>71890874
> Tfw no stalker gf who likes Clint Eastwood

>>71890874
What country?

>>71872565
When I had an account I was literally harassed by chinese, korean girls and sheboon, the asians being mostly underrage, I exchanged during 2 months and then I felt like a pedo so I removed my profile and never came back.
No japanese though but I think they don't really have to prospect much thanks to all the weeaboo.

Also all wester european girls are picky as fuck as always, I only get two responses on a dozen of messages and they were such lazy and low effort discussion from the roasties that I dropped.

>>71895411
>Also all wester european girls are picky as fuck as always

I have a really easy time with them but I almost exclusively talk to Spanish, Portuguese, and Italian girls.

fuck, I keep getting views from qts but no messages

>>71890934
how did you get that meme boy?

>>71891828
156? errrr....

>>71896461

Post them

>>71896732
I made it myself. Sou aquele "Portuboo" que ocasionalmente posta neste board.

156? What's so bad about that? She's not technically a midget and someone my height isn't technically towering over her.

Another update: I sent a recording of myself reading Portuguese and she told me "your voice is so cool!"

wut

>>71897020
há um que normalmente vai ao /luso/, és tu? pt-pt ou br?

>>71897020
Send it to us.

So we can judge as well

I don't know portugesse

>>71897110
Não, mas ocasionalmente leio o /luso/. PT-PT.

>>71897155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UF4ImNuUvV
I can't find the recording of me speaking Portuguese (or Catalan) so have this in the mean time. I'd say I just have a typical white American middle class voice, but in the tenor range.

>>71897155
>>71897388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TBQlMnhavK
This is the one where I was reading Catalan, Spanish, Portuguese, and English. I wasn't trying particularly hard with it and was pretty tired. The Catalan bit is admittedly awful but she insisted it wasn't bad.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R1WJzN5UQ0
This is the one which prompted that comment.

>>71897665
>Learning PT-PT
Why...

>>71897665
you speak good, congrats.

>>71897746
>wanting him to learn broken grammar

>>71897746
Tenho muitos amigos de Portugal e adoro viajar em Portugal. No próximo verão, vou visitar o Porto, as Caldas da Rainha, e Lisboa.

>>71897388
>>71897665

>1st link, 2nd post, 0:52
you say 'sereš'/'cepeш'
it means to shit
in our language with multiple personality disorder.

You sound like a stereotypical american, it's nice, everybody can understand it.

>>71897746
>>71897869
Português é português e ponto final. Toda essa historinha de "português brasileiro" vs. "português europeu" é uma falsa dicotomia criada por asneiras políticas.

>>71897869
Thanks, I've come a long way since I started in 2014 when I sounded like the awful Brazilian Robot Voice. I've managed to fool Brazilians on Chatroullette into thinking I'm Portuguese on really good days, which is odd since I don't look Mediterranean at all.

>>71897947
I would say I speak with the US version of received pronunciation. I'm from the Chicago suburbs and have lived here my whole life, save for a 2.5 year stint at a university in Colorado, but nobody is ever able to guess where I'm from, usually people around here tell me I have a different regional accent but I don't hear it at all.

>>71898099
there are differences which are a fact, the part where they try to regulate the language to a standard is a political matter. still, pt-br has factually wrong grammar.

>>71897947
aй дa cepeм

>>71897947
>>71897665

oh btw, try reading something in ours please ?

Last time an american tried, I laughed my ass off

Dosta cu da napisem i serem, cisto za inb4
ja ne znam ni sto se vracam iskreno, totalno me je smorilo ovde.
Aj pre sam se palio pa i raspravljao malo na te srbi hrvati teme a realno me boli kurac i za to....
Imalo je ponekada provala i da je dobar thread ali sve gore i gore, valjda smo se smorili i mi koji smo dugo ovde a niko novi da bude zanimljiv.
Pa sam preko godinu dana smarao sa mojim slikama i shitpostovanjem a sada i to smara do jaja.
Fora je sto sem par bordova sve ubitacno dosadi.
/int/ je bas dosadio jer non stop citam iste gluposti, klince koji prave iste threadove tipa da li su brazilci beli, zasto su ameri debeli, cuck evropa i te fore, mrzi me i da kliknem da otvorim iako je pun thread.
/b/ je apsolutno pederska tabla, 4-5godina sam na 4chanu i nikako ne kapiram ljude koji godinama idu na /b/, od merenja kurca, pricanja o kurcu, ocenjivanja kurca, da li je gej pusiti kurac, "ribe" sa kurcem, odsecanje kurca itd....gore rekt, ylyl i ostalo.
Veruj mi da smo se mi navikli, da ode bilo ko na /b/ reci ce ti da je to nesto najgluplje i najpederskije za bezivotne feget virgine i edgy nastranu decurliju.
Robot koji je....brateeeeeeee, dobijem instant napad blama i cringe do kosti kada udjem, cak i imam sazaljenja pa sam vise puta pokusao da ljudima dignem moral i ego, da ih savetujem i da pricam jer mi je zao bilo.
Ovaj sajt je ogledalo otpada modernog drustva.

>>71898099
Acho que português de Portugal e português do Brasil têm mais diferenças do que os dialectos de inglês ou castelhano. Não há muitos diferenços gramáticos entre inglês americano e inglês britânico, mas há uns poucous diferenços gramáticos entre Portugal e o Brasil.

>>71898261
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fqGXIrBUQ0 I almost had a stroke trying to do this, I've never even tried pronouncing Serbo-Croatian before.

i accidently used the qt crawler without filtering the guys, a bunch of gaybois messaging me now i wanna die

>>71898614
Doesn't qtcrawler filter the guys as standard?

>>71898660
why the fuck are all these gaybois mesaging me then?

>>71897665
Your pronunciation is quite good.

Pronouncing S as SH is common in some dialects, but you don't really need to do it if it sounds forced for you.

"Dignidade", "direitos": you might want to close them a bit more, it sounds more natural for some people. The general rule is: a vowel after stress gets a bit more closed. For most people "A" sounds like "but", "E/I" sound like "bit", "O/U" like boot in this position. Mind you however that pronouncing them the way you did is NOT incorrect, some accents (like mine) do it.

"Razão": Remember you can also pronounce the R as English H if it's easier for you.

>>71898221
People often mean "São Paulo and Lisbon accents" by PT-BR and PT-PT, but in reality, neither side is homogeneous language-wise, and some S.Am. varieties are closer to Euro varieties than to other S.Am. varieties, and vice-versa.

Check for example Alentejo's (closer in multiple ways to S.Am. varieties), Florianópolis' (closer to Madeira's and Azores' accents than to neighbouring South American varieties).

>>71898690
Cause they want to fuck your boipuss

>>71898730
its come in a big wave though like 5 dudes at once i bet some of u in this thread are trolling me... i also got a bunch of 1 day old accounts with supermodels in their dp trying to message me all the time

>>71898537
This was actually pretty good.

It would be better if it wasn't copy pasta and I wrote it like it's supposed to be.

for example

sto - što
cu - ću
cisto - čisto

no our letters in the text.

But pretty good, i could understand it
It's easy to read serbian, because you are supposed to read it exactly as it is written.

Also it's a copypasta so nothing relevant :D

why's everyone on this site studying medicine or a stem subject, starting to this most these fuckers are just liars

>>71898306
Desculpe, não vi que você respondeu... de qualquer forma, as diferenças são mais locais do que esses padrões dão a entender. Não há um "português BR" ou um "português PT", e sim português alentejano, amazônico, baiano, insular, lisboeta, paulista...

Em geral recomendo para pessoas que aprendem português para usar um certo acento local como referência. No seu caso o de Lisboa ou do Porto seria sensato.

>>71898849
I remember someone in one of these threads saying medicine and engineering programs in 3rd world countries are a joke compared to in the developed world so that's why so many people seem to be studying them.

>>71898721
The "manézinho" accent of Florianópolis is a shit, totally different from all other accents in south Brazil.

>>71899015
I can confirm this.

Though to be honest, it was not always like this.
Ours were great until mid 90s.

By then the world advanced and kept at it, we didn't. And we got sanctioned.

Most professors have knowledge that stretches to 2000 at best.

>>71898849
I'm studying comp sci, does that count?

>>71898856
Mas em Portugal há um dialecto padrão, baseado nos dialectos de Lisboa e Coimbra. Concordo contigo, porém, que não há um "Português Brasileiro" porque o Brasil tem muitos dialectos.

>>71898817
>It's easy to read serbian, because you are supposed to read it exactly as it is written.

I've been wanting to learn a slavic language and this makes Serbo-Croatian sound tempting.

>>71898721
What nationality do I sound like in Portuguese? When I was in Portugal, nobody thought I was American. A lot of the time people thought I was French, and at other times people thought I was Spanish (odd since I don't look very southern European). This really old lady next to me on the flight home thought I was Portuguese at first because I said "de nada" after helping her with the seatbelt. That flight was a surreal experience.

man i feel like i dont even wanna get nudes anymore, im not good looking so i haveto make girls really like me to get nudes, makes me feel like pervert scumbag manipulating the feelings of nice girls just to get some tits and ass, if i was handsome and could just show my face and get tits and ass i wouldnt have to deal with this guilt

>>71899246
and ium sick of lying about details of my life, like telling girls im not a 23 year old virgin, wish i could just be real

>those post cards I get from time to time in my mailbox
>this little video she sent for my birthday, trying to speak French as best as she can

I don't go to IP anymore but I'm glad I've kept the friends I made there.

>>71899329
Just be real and find someone who appreciates it. If relationship shit ever comes up for me I'm usually honest about my lack of experience.

>>71898721
im not talking about accents tho, i'm talking grammar

>>71899246
>>71899329
Get better looking family

And how the fuck do you stay a virgin at 23 in UK ?

Aren't UK girls major sluts ?

Find a whore

>>71899211
You can try.

The grammar is a bitch though.

But the grammar in your serbo-croatian can suck cock and people will still understand what you mean

>>71899599
im not going to go out and lose it to some nasty whore just to tick a box, ill wait until it happens naturally im not bothered, i just dont like getting judged for it

>>71899049
Yup. But then you check the way people in Azores speak... it's pretty much the same dialect, even if one is considered "pt_BR" and one as "pt_PT".

>>71899211
Seu sotaque soa misturado, mas parece que há uma influência forte do norte de Portugal nele - você pronunciou o "v" em "livres" igualzinho ao deles. Provavelmente acharam que você é francês devido ao rr/r inicial, a maioria pronunciaria um pouco mais leve. (alguns usam uma trinada como no espanhol, mas isso é difícil para anglos.)

Mas concordo que não soou nem um pouco americano. A entonação já é muito próxima à do português no geral, e não ouvi você usar o R retroflexo em nenhum momento.

>>71899554
Grammar is also messy in this regard.
See for example Alentejanos using gerund and "a gente" - those grammatical features are often considered something South Americans do, not Europeans.

>>71899688
>>71899599
plus guys cant even be virgins, male virignity is a modern invention, only girls can really be virgins

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>anon, you're actually a weird person, aren't you
>i'm tired now, good night
J U S T

I THOUGHT I WAS DOING OKAY THIS TIME

>>71899688
>>71899677
>>71899599

We're on a fucking roll here family

>99
>88
>77

And well nobody is judging you for it.
People do not care whether you're a virgin or not.

You don't need to go find some nasty whore, mention it to a friend you find cute.

At worst she'll say she's not that kind of a girl, but there is nothing wrong with that and give you some reassurance (which is what you're looking for by posting here, is it not ?)

Mediocre she might mention a friend who's single or might find you cute.

at best she won't mind, even if she's not into you.

You can wait, it's not the end of the world, it's your choice. Just don't bitch about not getting any then.

As I said nobody is judging you, nobody cares enough to do that.
Nobody is going to mock you or laugh at you or whatever the fuck you're afraid of.

>>71899845
SHUT UP your normie brian cant even being to comprehend my level of autism

>>71899817

Wait did she actually say this??

Post screencap

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It's me with the Catalan again, she just send me a voice clip and she sounds like she's 30-40, but she's 19. What the fucking hell.

>>71900220
>and she sounds like she's 30-40, but she's 19.
Is she really 19? Women lying age on the internet isn't exactly news...

>>71899817

nothing wrong with being a little weird
Don't sweat it

It makes you interesting

There's is such a thing as too much weird to keep it under control.

We're all on 4chan, we're all fucked up.

>>71899998
SO CLOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
off by 1
fucking brit

And mate there is no autism
You're just afraid.
I bet that you aren't even that bad looking.
Everybody is before their first time. For anything, not just sex.
You never done it , you don't want to look like an idiot, or whatever, it's understandable.
But truth is, nobody cares if you do end up looking like an idiot, especially your friends.

Find a cute friend who is single, ask her to hang out, talk about relationships, mention you had none and no experience.

Or well if you're really to autistic to talk to girls, dutch courage.
Get pissed and then talk to her

So how am I supposed to use this website? I've just made my account. Should I send qts message or wait for them to send me messages?

>>71900530
FRIENDS? also check em

>>71900587

Well mate, if you don't have friends...

it's not autism you're just a fucking pussy

Where do you live, how many people in your city ?
Let's say 200k , and you couldn't find one you enjoy talking to or spending time with ? a girl or a guy.

It's impossible, you're just too much of a pussy to try

I understand if you lived in a village of 40 people but sure you don't.

>tfw in this thread me writing novels

Sorry boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOkzA2BsnLA

>>71900587
and wanted to add to my rant
The problem with guys like you is, you idealise sex too much, simply because you never had it.

Truth is, it feels great yes, but it is far from essential or something to bitch about if you're not having it.
If you were only after sex, the solution is simple, pay a whore or find a slut.
But the truth is you are also after some kind of connection. Even if it's not romantic, even if it's just friendship and you two don't mind it, or hell even hate.
Some kind of emotion has to be included or well it will end up like you sticking a dick into a dead fish. Not enjoyable.

But you can't get any sort of connection with anybody if you don't try, if you even don't have any friends.

No women will fall from the sky and fall in love with you because you were sitting alone in your home

So yes, the only advice that you need is, stop being a giant fucking pussy

>>71900301
I have her facebook and stuff and it's all legit.

This is the voice clip
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z8AJ7ntYxj

The delay at the beginning is because I snipped it from a Facebook voice note.

>>71901214

I've hard other younger spanish girls with that voice.

>>71901394
Fair enough. I expected her to sound like a Portuguese friend of mine around the same age but to be fair the accents are way different, even in English.

In an odd way I'm kinda disappointed since I was trolling on there for Catalans.
>mfw she doesn't support independence
>mfw she speaks Spanish at home
>mfw she's majoring in Spanish Philology
>mfw she wants a job teaching Spanish abroad
>mfw she defaults on opening in Spanish with other people and only speaks Catalan if the other person indicates they'd prefer it

Otherwise she's pretty cool so far

>>71900584
Run the crawler first of all

>still showing me offline for days
what the fuck, even deleted my account and reactivated it. IP doesnt want me on their site kek

/caitlinsully
Jesus christ

>>71901761
Thanks. But
>still no replies
I'm not going to get any nude at this rate. Why wasn't I born handsome. I want to give up on this already.

>>71902825
You're a Jap you just be able to find some weeaboos

>>71902887
I'm sending messages to every single female who's interested in anime and no one has replied me back yet. What did I do to deserve this.

>>71902967
Post your profile

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>>71902967
how the hell, that's stranger than me and korean girls.

>>71902636

You should have sex with her

>>71903001
That's basically the same as posting my selfie on 4chan. I'm not doing it.

>>71903012
Even weeaboos don't want to talk to Asian men unless they're handsome, it seems.

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>>71903125
I will talk to you! I am not a cute girl, but neither are you. Do you have a sister by any chance?

>>71901118
i never bitched about it, only cared when i was still a teenager, carefree teenage love is something i longed for but alas it was never in the cards for me, idc at all now, it happens when it happens

Muslim fanboy Canadian

For you

https://www.interpals.net/rose62

>>71903125
Lad nobody is gonna dox you, we just want to see where you can improve your profile
>>71903160
I thought you only went for Koreans

>>71903160
Sorry anon, I have no hot azn sister and I'm using the site only for cute grills for now. You can talk to me here all you want.

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MY QT STARTED TALKING ABOUT A GUY SHE LIKES AND NOW SHE'S ASKING ME FOR ADVICE

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>>71903328
This is my list

>>71903332
aw, that's alright I guess...

>>71903365
Thai shouldn't even be on the list

>>71903363

That's awful.. I know how that is.. ;__;

>>71903422
Me 2

>>71903422
Being friendzoned isn't even necessarily that bad here since she's a cool person and might be a good wingwoman for other qts from her cunt (which has some pretty fine specimens) but god fucking dammit.

>>71903328
I'm pretty sure you're right but I'm too paranoid to do it. Hell, I even hesitated to post my pics on IP. Can't you guys just give me tips on improving profiles in general? And how to talk to girls? I'm a turbo virgin for good reasons.

>>71903461
There is no magical formula
I guess so long as your pictures aren't horrible and you don't talk like an autist in your profile you should get messages

>>71903533
Thanks m8. It's probably my pictures. I should change them to pictures of handsome men.

>>71903533
>pictures aren't horrible
whats the guidelines for a picture not being horrible? I got 2 face shots and a full body pic outside

>>71903845
You're not grimacing, you're not starting away from the camera, you look like you have some personality, you're not exceedingly ugly

>>71903459

What country anon?

>>71903912
>away from the camera
Can easily get away with doing it though. I have blue eyes and position myself looking in the camera with the sun in my face so they appear more vibrant. It can get interest if your eyes aren't brown/black.

>>71903965
Spain (Catalonia)

>>71904685

Dude just become good friends with her. Friendship is always good

>>71903734
You cant be that ugly mang, im good lookiny and i dont get much luck either plus im socially retarded ;_;

>>71905158
how many views do you get m8?

>>71905158
Thanks m8 but I'm not really sure. Also I'm socially retarded too. I just want to have fun conversations with qts why does it have to be so hard ;~; I swear this site's only making me feel lonelier.

>>71905273
12 a day from black chicks or koreans and the occasional gay swede

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>>71905285
Go after american girls they really are obsessive about jap guys, especially if you offer a way for them to see nippon.
> i know that feel mr. Roboto
> i feel my grandfather looking at me angrily as i help a jap after he killed 23 in Guadalcanal :(

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>>71905455
be happy you get those 12, I think my profile is perma bugged. it never shows me online at all except for rare instances

>>71905285
I am not on interpals, but from general dating sites I can tell you the profile means a lot. You want to convey some information about yourself, but there's a way to convey information that makes you sound interesting, and a way to make yourself sound boring.

Try and start your profile with a few short simple sentences that really make you stand out.

>>71905538
Thanksu America sama. It'su so hardu to findo qt weebsu though desu. I hope your grampa won't be too angry when I successfully find a qt weeb freedom gf thanks to his grandkid.

>>71905565
Thanks m8. I'm tweaking around my profile now. I have a feeling I can make it less autistic and interesting this time!

>>71905902
From what i gather it should be easy af just dont act like a jap, act like big strongu samurai.
They may be weebs but they want you to be a man UNLEASH THE SAMURAI

some french girl asked me to join a whatsapp group out of nowhere. Is this some kind of trap?

>>71903453
>>71903422
>>71903363
Same here, boys ;_;

welp, deleted my account again lads. maybe next time

>>71906124
Probably.
How long do you already write?

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>>71903363
i dont give a fuck, when that happens i just delete them and move onto the next girl

>>71906448
It was the first message

>>71906499
yeah mang it's a trap

Is it weird if I find it far more attractive if I have intelligent conversations and subtle flirting with a QT instead of getting full on lewd?

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>messeged 3 people
>not even want to chase a pretty gril, just want to know about their culture
>It's been almost 2~3 days
>no reply
Do Iranians just hate me?

>>71907026

Yes

>>71906998
Oh yeah. I usually chat about languages and cultural stuff.

>>71907100

I've noticed that with girls that got lewd with me right away it really turned me off. The Canadian girl I talked to would say some really lewd stuff she wanted to do with me. I didn't really get into it. But with this French girl, we have really fun and intelligent conversations, with only very light flirting. Nothing lewd or sexual. I like that much more

>>71907148
This one girl I've been talking to has been flirty as hell with me but is also saying blatantly friendzone type things to me. I have no idea what to make of it.

>>71883031
Anyone got her tits saved?

>>71907232

Give examples. Also what country

>>71907045
Then what do I need to do to make them wanna answer me?

>>71907269

Iranians suck. Message different QTs

>>71907269
fakes ruined your flag on ip. can't be so overtly eager anymore

>>71907290
I don't care about qts, I just want to learn about Iran

>>71907268
Spain. She always tells me I look like random celebrities and when we've talked about relationships and stuff we have the same views on it all.

She also more or less implied we should elope to Canada but she also mentions stuff like going shopping with this guy that she has feelings towards but she's convinced he's basically friendzoned her.

She's a cool person otherwise, though, and we're planning to meet while I'm in Spain next summer. She's also helping me learn Spanish and Catalan (which is odd since she's not for separatism).

>>71907356

Oh you're that guy. I thought you said you're already friend zoned?

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>it's been almost one day since I made my account
>the only people who talked to me were a guy who tried to lure me into his shady ass site and another random guy
That's it.

>>71907908

Post profile

>>71907908
>one day

Nigga, I'm going on like, 3 years

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What do you do when your qt likes you but doesn't talk to you much?

Mine talks about meeting up, sex and all that but she doesn't really talk to me much..

We've known each other for a month and only send text messages and she takes like hours to respond to like a sentence.

I know she's not busy because she's pretty much a shut in.

Should I just try to pull her on the phone? Or Skype?

This is so weird, usually when you like someone you try to talk to them as much as you can.

>>71908051
idk but one keeps talking to me all the time and gets angry if I don't respond within a half hour

>>71908066
Hell I'd rather have that than this girl that gets my dick hard and then never responds until I'm about to go to work.

>>71908127

Lmao

>>71908051
This is literally my situation rn. Polish qt always saying that he likes me, calling me babe etc but he barely messages back or initiates conversation. Says he's just busy but sounds like he's just playen 2bqfh

>>71907908

Italian weeb

https://www.interpals.net/-montblanc-

>>71908366

Tell him you want him inside you

Activates my almonds

https://www.interpals.net/GOLDENBALLS

Italiana hottie

https://www.interpals.net/Valentina_A

>>71908399
He knows that. I guess he's only interested in me when he's horny.

>tfw you know you're being treated like shiet but still continuing bc you're retarded af

>>71908412

Top Kek

>>71908448

Tell him to fly to your country. That you'll sex him for 3 days and nights. See how he responds

>>71908477
He's sort of a neet. And he knows that I want him to fuck me. He's probably just bored of me already or smthng lmao

>>71908536

Are you cute?

>>71908536
just tell him you want his BPC in your bussy.

>>71908548
You tell me

>>71908566
Wtf do u not understand with 'he knows that'

>>71908628
idk what else you can do then pham
Get kinky or some shit

>>71908628

Post profile.


Btw. How long have you been lurking these threads?

>>71908695
We get kinky whenever we talk. But that's it. He talks to me now only when he wants to flirt or get kinky. Probably time to drop him already

>>71908628
Maybe it's the distance, maybe he's less into you because it seems to go nowhere. Who knows.
You'd lose interest if you cannot or don't plan to go to the other's country.
Is it possible that you'd go in Poland or that he goes in the Philippines?

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>>71908787
do it

>>71908724
No u post ur profile

Idk long time now but I havent browsed/post lately because of uni.

>>71908795
He said something about doing a volunteering here this year for his course work or some shit. But idk if he's actually gonna do that. We used to chat a lot but now it's down to once or twice a week and it's barely a conversation. We also have to always schedule our skype calls

>>71908944
Most white guys go to the Philippines for sex reasons.

If you want to get plowed then that's what you're going to get from him. But don't expect any sort of relationship.

>>71909008
Can't I get both wtf

If that's the case, nvm then

>>71909107
bit ironic though considering he's from Boland

Otherwise if you want both you probably shouldn't go after guys with yellow fever

>>71909135
I doubt he has yellow fever though since he goes to /pol/. Wew maybe that's the problem

>>71909224
>/pol/
Ahahhahahaha there it is

>>71909234
/pol/ and /r9k/ 2bh. He also said he used to be a normie fggt except still a virgin. Just not sure about the virgin part

>>71909271
I've viewed you before I think lmao

>>71909107
I've been tempted to go to Thailand to fug some of my penpals but I never once considered staying and having a relationship with them.

Your country is like a sex tourist goldmine.

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>>71909334
>/r9k/
lmao jesus christ

>>71909334

>I viewed you before I think

Yeah I don't doubt it. I get messaged a lot during SEA Power Hour.. I kind of hate it Tbh

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>>71909363
>SEA Power Hour
When would this be?

>>71909335
You just want to fugg them to satisfy your yellow fever. I get that part.

>>71909354
I know. I didn't want to judge him just because he goes to /pol/ and /r9k/

>>71909363
Are you annoyed bc you think it's a white qt who messaged u but turns out to be some degenerate SEA chick lmao just ignore them desu

>>71909486
I'm guessing right now since it's like 2pm here??

>>71909008
>Most white guys go to the Philippines for sex reasons.
is this really true? I thought there was a shit ton of stuff related to WW2 there that seems interesting

>>71909560
that nigga probably bragged about sexting on the boards 2bh

>>71909607
lol no one goes to the Philippines to "see all da cool ww2 stuff".

The place is mostly a trash hole with pretty beaches and thirsty women who will jump on any non-filipino guy.

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>>71909334
>he hates women and non whites
real winner you got there

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How long does it usually take to get your qt on skype or on the phone?

We've only been talking a week and I feel like it's too soon to ask for Skype calls.

>>71909633
KEK
I always thought people went there for that

>>71909590
yeah wtf I'm getting hammered with Thai and Indos and some gay japanese
>>71909694
yeah and people go to Thailand to "see the temples"

>>71909791
I know about thailand but not the philippines

>>71909791
>gay japanese

lel, I think this happened to me too, but it was like 6 months ago. He said I was handsome (I'm not). Then I deleted everything cause I'm retarded.

>>71909612
Or maybe he has other chicks to talk to online/irl since he used to be a normie fggt chad

>>71909660
Like I said, I kinda looked past that since he seemed to genuinely like me at first and he was very sweet and shit fukin boland fggt

>>71909853
Tbf there's also a lot of european couples backpacking around the phils but >>71909633 is not entirely wrong

>>71909884
Dude literally said the exact same thing

>>71909689
If you talk to each other quite often, I guess it's okay to get her skype already? Say something like you cant be bothered going online in interpals anymore bc busy or something

>>71909894
>thirsty women who will jump on any non-filipino guy.
is he talking about hookers or normal women?

>>71909894
why not just go for more local guys?

>>71910084
Normal women, having a white bf is a status/exotic symbol in The Philippines.

Kind of the same thing in Thailand.

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>>71910140
real talk, I live in an upper class 90% white suburb of a majority white city and still 3 guys I personally know have already imported/bred Flip brides.

Idk if South Asians are getting bleached or all white people are just browning themselves in one way or another.

>>71910084
Usually hookers but there are normal chicks too

>>71910140
When you're seen with a white dude in the phils, even if he's the same age as you, people would automatically think you're a gold digger 2bqfh so it's kinda difficult to date one

>>71910100
I seriously dont mind but at the same time I dont know how to meet someone irl unless they are introduced to me or I have talked to them online or smth. Also most of them dont show interest anyway or the ones who do are perverts

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>tfw no views
>tfw no conversations
>tfw sitting alone drinking beer on a Saturday night.
>tfw dead thread

Gonna stop first messaging my QT

Kind of sick of being the only one putting effort into this, if she wants to chat she can come to me.

>>71910615
>girl does nothing to further the conversation
>few days later of not responding she messages me "Hi"
kek, these fucking people

https://www.interpals.net/zarpor

rate me hornyturk

>>71910557
Post profile

>>71910615
Did she ever say/drop hints that she's interested in you?

>>71910778
Why are your pics all taken from a webcam

>>71911202
>Did she ever say/drop hints that she's interested in you?

Yeah the part where she said she wanted to sit on my face.

>message Spanish qt
>2 months later shes catching feelings
>Shes already talking about moving in together and going on dates and moving to Canada
>tfw catching feelings too

I think imma make it lads

>>71911496
We're all gonna make it, leafbro.

>>71911952
'no'

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rate

>>71912215
Nice.

>>71912215
Nice

>It's another comment from Gustavo1993

>send a qt a message
>she doesn't open it but visits my profile anyways
>she still doesn't open it and doesn't reply to me
What did she mean by this?

>>71912215
>thrice

Block her, she's definitely going be annoying.

>>71905285

I know you. You're that guy with those economics books and you have a friend who lived in the UK.

I recognize your writing style and I haven't browsed here in months.

>>71913888
I don't think I'm someone who's you're talking about. I started posting in these threads like two days ago. Do you have his interpal or something? I'm curious to know how well my fellow Japanese friend's doing on IP.

>>71913975
Do you have a photo album with a bunch of books in it? Textbooks mostly.

>>71914145
No.

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HOW DO I GET A KOREAN GF LADS??
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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Sunday morning
no korean gf
no will to live

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>>71915918
good morning my French friend, I haven't found a way to get a korean gf yet, but I am hopeful! One day we will both have Korean gf! I believe it!

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>>71916154
Thanks for you support my friend
God will not forget you when it is your turn to have a wonderful korean gf

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>>71916199
I want it to be my turn right now!
세상에, 한국 여자 친구를 좀주세요.

NEW THREAD OPPAS

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