>be mexican >funkytown starts playing >shoulder roll

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>be mexican
>funkytown starts playing
>shoulder roll over nearest stolen bike, which was stolen, so roll onto pavement
>look up and down street sweating tacos
>was just a ringtone
>brush off bandelero
>hail taxi
>13 yo in a triwheel bike rolls by
>only get robbed for distance traveled
>no tip because mexico
>funkytown starts playing again
>realize it was all a dream and am being skinned alive for poor service
>pray to chalupa gods for song to end
>mixtapes stuck on loop
>bleed out to funkytown