My stomach hurts. ;_; What are the most effective remedies for

pls help

>>71817420

In my cunt, for stomach ache's cows poo juice is recommended. it has been said to be most effective,

abortion

take a shit

Coca Cola

WD-40

Tea
Also this>>71821293

medicine

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>>71817117
Zofran, or renferon. But good luck getting either one, Ones a prescription the other is an IV.

>>71817117
drink something warm like tea

>>71817117
Drink strong coffee and smoke a cigarette and let your bowel flow.

drink some onion skin tea you pleb

>>71817117
siesta

by the time we wake up its long gone for sure

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Try some fernet branca, this will cure your belly.

>>71817117
buy a pack of fags and keep smoking them until you go to the hospital for nicotine poisoning, afterwards kill yourself

>>71817117
not eatimg so many burgers you fat cunt

>>71817117
Zinc Carnosine Complex with PepZin GI + Enzymatic Therapy DGL Ultra Extra-Strength Deglycyrrhizinated Licorice

For immediate relief eat raw ginger

>>71817117
go shopping at wal-mart

Sprite and Crackers