Yes but at least they have mosques

AT

I sit on your mums cunt when I tinkle you women kissing faggot

>>71805926
Explain me this meme.

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I'm a landlord and I require my male tenants to sit down on the toilet so that urine splashback wont get on the walls and ruin the paint.

>>71805855
sitting down to pee is great though, I can shitpost while peeing in comfort

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>>71805855
>american ""men"" need a catheter to pee because their penis is embedded in several layers of fat

>>71806236
http://yuki.la/int/68528695#p68529910

>>71806352

that's a violation of civil rights

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>>71806848
>civil rights

>>71806848
>that's a violation of civil rights
Don't get me wrong, I also think that the leaf is a gigantic faggot, but if he owns the house he has all the right in the world to decide how should guys piss there.

>>71806825
I was there and posted my lemon face

>>71806352
>>71806888
>implying you could even afford to move out
why you lying

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>>71806236

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>American men stand erect to poop

>>71805855
when I sit down my dick touches to bowl
it feels really bad, otherwise I don't have problem with men sitting down to pee

>aussies stand to pee

>>71807181
Reading a nip post is like reading a cryptic crossword puzzle clue.

>>71807158
So the whole Germans have no sense of humour meme is legitimate?

>>71810565
We sit to pee, stand to sip.

>>71810737
yes

>>71807181
shitto animale

>>71810783
That was quick.
How efficient.

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>pissing like a savage and getting my toilet unnecessarily dirty makes me manly

>>71810887
No, taking a cock up your arse makes you manly. The inevitable messy post-ejaculation urination which ends up all over the toilet seat is just part of the overall experience.

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>>71810737
what, no
that was good self-deprecating humor

>>71811215
>expecting anglos to understand sarcasm
Unless of course you put a laugh track on it.

>>71810887
>his Frankfurter is so tiny he can't aim properly
German masculinity everyone

>>71812066
The splash doesn't occur from bad aim, it occurs from piss colliding with the toilet bowl at speed. Turn on your bathroom faucet and hold your hand near where the water stream hits the sink. The EXACT same thing is happening when you piss. There's no stopping it. You can only reduce it by moving closer to the bowl, i.e. sit.

>>71811215
>humor

>>71811215
>self-deprecating

yes

>good

no

>>71805855
i sit down to pee at home.

its comfier and sometimes it turns out i had to shit so it eliminated that whole either try really hard not to shit, stop your stream, or do-a-roundhouse-kick-into-sitting-down-while-pulling-your-pants-down-all-while-pissing motion.

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>australians drink their own pee

Why wouldnt you sit down to pee in your own home?

In public I use urinals, but I fully leverage the versatility and comfort that toilets provide when in my own washroom.

I can go on my phone, I dont have to decide whether I'm going to shit in advance, and sitting is easier than standing.

>>71805855
I've only ever done that when I'm super drunk or hungover in the morning. I also sit down to brush my teeth when the room is spinning.