>his greatest ally isn't France Could you be anymore

Ours isn't either. Our greatest ally is the u k tied with Australia

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>his """country"""'s greatest ally isn't Finland

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>>71786740
Nobody likes France, we're all alone. France greatest ally is France only, and even that is not even sure.

>>71786792
No, UK and Australia are at best cultural relatives, France however is our greatest ally historically speaking.

However I will say that UK has done us many a favor in the past, such as protecting the Americas thru the Monroe Doctrine with British ships.

That was when we were a mere baby of a nation. Ironically, we were against France during her Revolutionary period as well, which is kind of a mixed signal for greatest ally but I suppose all friends suffer from social barriers at times.

>>71786967
I like you. We wouldn't exist without you, probably, and you gave us a cool statue. Not to mention that there are probably thousands of French people with some Benjamin Franklin in their blood.

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>>71786740
Are you a British expat ?

>>71787064
No, but our country is, I suppose.

>>71786967
The UK loves you. We help you a lot in military matters like transporting your big equipment to Africa using our planes.

>>71786740
>greatest ally
>mock him for a century for being inept at fighting, always surrendering, being faggy, being hairy, smelly
>le french surrender monkeys
>greatest ally
Your definition of "greatest ally" is quite fucked.

>>71787064
>>71787119
I wish the 100 year war would restart.

>>71787122
I have never mocked France. Maybe you Swedes are just sensitive people, though. Brothers often make fun of and compete with each other.

>>71787013
France is kept at arms length due to their corporate spying while the 5 eyes share secrets amongst each other.

>>71787156
>wanting a French civil war again

but why?

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>>71787085
Ah no ,right, I remember. You were the one trying to make us a second Germany, humilating us into a proxy war with the USSR, and got butthurt when we didn't want any of that.
Also getting absolutely arsepained when we didn't want to follow you into the Iraq war, boycotting our products and insulting us to no end.
Greatest allies my ass. You have no love for us, only contempt and strategic interest in us. Even Churchill loved France. You don't.

>>71787268
Wow so ungrateful for liberating you. Then Propping your country up for 2 decades while you got back on your feet

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>>71786740

>>71787165
Americans have mocked France since WW2, long after everyone else dropped the surrender meme. It's not banter if it's constant and unrelenting, but the US is pretty shit at banter I guess.

Americans shouldn't talk about being "brothers" with anyone but Canada.

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>>71787268
It'd be more accurate to say he was tsundere for France.
>“De Gaulle, a great man?” Churchill replied. “He is arrogant, an egoist, he thinks he's the centre of the universe. Yes, he's a great man.”.

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>>71787324
Yeah, against a falling Nazi Germany that wouldn't have lasted a year anyway, and thanks to a UK getting back on its feet.
>Yeah bro I applied a band aid to you, after you got mugged, lemme fuck you in the ass, you ungrateful cunt
>>71787439
This. The worst part is how so low brow and stupid americans are about it. At least britons have some nuance about it. Americans are all about "pepe le pew XD", simpsons joke and southpark jokes, while thinking that repeating these jokes everytime they meet a frenchman is the appex of humour.

>>71787013
> France however is our greatest ally historically speaking
Stop falling for 4chan memes and read a history books you spastic.

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>>71787268
I'm sorry France, we're controlled by Jewish wizardmasters.

We can't help ourselves. You have to understand that we are literally slaves.

I wish we could break free from this spell but alas, it is too strong for us.

>>71787511
I doubt most americans even know who Lafayette was.

>>71787511
Ok pal keep believing bs.

>>71787638
I doubt most swedes could tell you who Gustavus Adolphus is

>>71787570
Retard

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>>71787638
https://youtu.be/IMBgG976EZQ?t=3m24s

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>>71787509
Well De Gaulle was a "greater" man, and an arrogant self centered cunt as well. He was French after all.
>>71787570
I know, which is why I'd like Americans to drop the "greatest ally" mask. We have seldom in common, both of us loath each other culture.
You're an arrogant, immature child, wielding far too much power for your sake, with absolutely no refinement for us, and we are an out dated, self important arrogant,snooty prick with way too much ego for you. It's alright. I actually do like americans, how friendly they are and how Kentucky looks. But the fact that we are two sisters nation, or greatest allies is a myth.
>>71787638
That'd actually be something I'd trust americans more than the French about that.

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>>71787757
I was thinking of that precise standup bit.

real nice

>>71787772
Americans have more of a reason to know who Lafayette was, especially considering their worship for the "founders".

>>71787702
pic rel

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>>71787772
I wonder exactly, who our greatest ally is if Israel was never there.

Rly makes u think.

>>71787904
See
>>71786792

As far as real post WW2 geopolitics is concerned and not just imaginary bullshit, the US and the U.K. are each other's closest allies that have any actual world power. France is basically a third wheel, but they ultimately still exist in a tight coalition with the US and U.K. despite some reluctance at times.

It's not a coincidence that these three countries mirror each other in political direction constantly.

>>71787742
jew

>>71787851
Also because we have "Les Galleries Lafayette", which is a well known store all across France. Given that we tend to have contempt for French Royalty due to (((Republican))) education.
>>71787904
France doesn't have a greatest ally. You don't need one. You're not Austria or something.
>>71788005
Pretty much this. France since WW2 has always tried to be "the Third Way", with us acquiring nuclear weapons, not being as hostile with the USSR, and creating the EU, trying to counter act both the US/UK Hegemony over Europe and the Soviet hegemony over Europe.
That doesn't nearly hold true nowadays however.

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>>71788005
Get woke.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3555820/PETER-HITCHENS-America-isn-t-special-friend-ruined-Navy-Empire-future.html

>The USA’s only real special relationship is with Saudi Arabia, a 70-year-old hard pact of oil, money and power, welded together with such cynicism it ought to make us gasp

>>71786740
I don't know that feel

>>71787993
Yeah but we have a mixed relation with UK, I mean they don't rly like us either.

>>71788017
Yes you are

>>71788097
Surprised you guys don't know about the guy who wrote the declaration of the rights of man

>>71786967
What happened in 2003?

>>71787064
nice, have you seen the videos

>>71788122
Your mother must of dropped you on your head as a kid. Just look up the 5 eyes

>>71786967
just because we didn't go to iraq ;(

>>71788177
I think that's when France refused to invaded Irak alongside the USA

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>>71788005
France are good lads, they will help us protect Estonia.

>>71788122
>we have a mixed relation with UK, I mean they don't rly like us either.
wtf
FOY you need to get off 4chan mate

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>>71788159
He is a minor character in the absolute chaos that is the French Revolution.
>>71788187
That I have. Incredible stuff actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5V-Hks0oDM

>>71788210
I didn't know about that. We have a surveillance alliance between UK and us? That's interesting.

>>71788234
S-sorry. I still love you.

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>>71788284
Soon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-39065050

>>71788100
Saudi Arabia is simply a convenient strategical ally just like Pakistan during the Cold War. The US does not give a single shit about wiping them off the face of the Earth if they attempt to go out of line.

UK and France are actual cultural and political friends with the US that we cares about. They're the only two countries on Earth that we really don't have a problem with possessing nukes.

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>>71788427
>All in english

>>71788486
They're might be a plaque on the French side I don't know.

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>>71788580
That's still not enough.

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>>71786740
France did 9/11

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Good allies but they don't want to be full meds so Spain and Greece are our best friends

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>>71788214
The wounds have already begun to heal. Not following us in to Iraq really upset us because France is one of the few countries who can freely choose to follow us, and isn't forced in to it like Germany and Japan.

It was seen as turning your backs on us, even if the Iraq war was a mistake. Brothers help each other even if the other one is being stupid.

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>>71788937
>Brothers help each other even if the other one is being stupid.
But we were trying to stop you from making that mistake, and for good reasons, even at the time where WMDs was thought as truth.
You actually was the one not willing to help us in not destabilizing the middle east

>>71788427
>Mr Norman
nice

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>>71788685
is this

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french fries, more like FREEDOM fries

>>71789118
I was reading up on that just out of curiosity, the guy that started the whole thing is in jail now.

>>71789024
The whole reason we got pulled in the Vietnam war was to help defend what was at the time French territory, and they pulled out early.

Same for overthrowing Gaddafi in Libya. The French were the ones that asked us to help them with that.

>>71789118
>2002
>be american
>support war in Iraq
>France doesn't, yell at him
>2016
>everyone in American now says the war in Iraq was a mistake
ah, truly the best people

>>71789156
Same thing with the saudies and yemen, they wanted us to get involved, same with the jews and iran, they want us to get involve, same with korea and japan, they want us to get involve with their stupid spat, etc.

But when we get involve, we suddenly become the fucking bad guys.

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>mfw no allies

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>>71789156
But that's wrong, people actually thank american for their help with Gaddafi or Indochina. Nobody holds a grudge about americans for that, and certainly not as much as actual american do for the latter.
In Libya everyone is aware of Sarkozy's involvement in it. It's actually so strong that not that much people think about the British and US involvment in Libya.
What we think was stupid was Iraq, and for good reason. It's no use inventing conflict where they do not exist. If Frenchies don't like the US, it's mostly about the cold war(in Europe) and Iraq, not vietnam or libya.

>>71789170
You were right but at the cost of really damaging our relationship. Prior to Iraq, the US was roughly on equal diplomatic terms with both the U.K. and France. Since then though, we trust our alliance with the U.K. measurably more than the alliance with France.

The US made a mistake not going in, but France made a mistake not following us.

>>71789170
And now the ones who have to deal with a whole shitstorm is us, as ISIS is a direct consequence of the utter chaos that has been Iraq since then (with millions of "refugees", terrorism and fractured societies), while the US are just chilling on the other side of the ocean and don't want to have anything to do with this shit.

>>71789375
If you think both our countries are in control of their foreign policy you need to wake up

>>71789415
We both have democracies, so we are. Just because smarter people can easily influence dumber people to vote certain ways, doesn't change that.

>>71789651
>democracies
etymologically wrong

>>71789316
The point is, the US has continually honored it's agreements to help France in foreign conflicts, while the French didn't honor theirs to help us in Iraq.

Countries throughout history have gone in to wars they didn't care for simply to preserve diplomatic trust with their allies.

France pulled a real dick move by refusing to follow us in Iraq. Alliances are a two way street.

>>71786740
His greatest allies couldn't be the united state

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>>71789792
Sorry but destabilizing an entire region for oil wasn't worth it.
>Continually honoured it's agreements to help France
Which one ? Because I'm pretty sure US involvment in WW1 and WW2 weren't due to agreements with France.

>>71790034
See
>>71789207
>>71789156

The US has ALWAYS helped France in foreign conflicts for as long as the solid WW2 US-UK-French coalition has existed.

The French have most definitely abused their relationship with the US more so than the US have abused their alliance with France.

If the French breach even one more agreement with the US, the alliance will probably just permanently die, and we're simply treat France like an ally when it's convenient, and not a close friend anymore.

what have the french done for us aside form being rude

their king was the one that helped out our little republic, ironically