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>ejaculated at least once every other day
>aged 20 started at 11
>I've ejaculated bare minimum of 1642 times
>tfw its probably 3 times that amount but I never kept count
>tfw I've ejaculated 8 times some days only to ejaculate another 3 times next morning
>almost 2 thousand loads wasted by cumming onto socks, tissues, my hands, my own mouth, stolen girls clothing and the floor
>tfw no gf
>tfw there will be thousands more wasted ejaculations because I could never raise a child of my own
I know most go through this but I just can't help but feel amused by it all, a girl has never shown me affection, I have never been with one I have missed out on teenage sex and even if I pay for Polish and Bulgarian escorts £150/hr I will always feel alone.
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>>71743302
Get serious about stopping masturbation wh*te man.
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Everyone knows the Christian "If you jack off you'll go blind" myth
However last night I was jacking it to some real good material and when I came my eyes started to spasm and my vision blurred for a second or two.
I'm scared.
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>>71743361
After a week I felt so alone I gave in, I don't see the benefits of abstaining I might as well have something to make me feel good even if its only momentarily
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>>71743302
Have you ever even tried getting a gf?
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>>71743743
>Have you ever even tried getting a gf?
Its impossible, I have a greater chance of being hit by lightning than actually receive genuine, unpaid for affection on a regular basis from a partner
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gonna need source of that webm
also pro tip most human beings feel alone even in relationships because human beings are never truly able to fully empathize with other people
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>>71743906
If you complain that you're a virgin and don't have a gf while never even trying to get one, then unironically kill yourself you pathetic beta faggot.
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>>71743475
your blood pressure spiked
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I hate public transport
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Solution : next time you cum and every time after that will be in or on a woman
Now fuck off and give webm sauce before you go
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>>71743302
Stop masturbating.
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Don't be stupid britbro, do you want to get cancer? Stop doing it! I know it's very very hard, but you have to stop it!
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>>71749022
I can't stop it, while this thread has been up I've ejaculated twice
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>>71749022
Isn't it backwards
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>>71749301
I want to believe that what all you're saying it is true and not a joke. Anyway, the best thing you can do is to do exercise. Join the gym and you'd do a favor to your body and your mind. Please listen OP. Doing exercise implies not masturbation
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>>71749795
Exercise usually makes me want to cum even more, post cardio faps make me cum buckets
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I have masturbated 55 times this year
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>>71744013
Livia puts it so well in the Sopranos
>in the end, you die in your own arms
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>>71743302
i used to do it everyday sometimes multiple times a day over years, a few time 5 times a day
i am a frequent masterbater
every other day is pretty good
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>>71743475
> "If you jack off you'll go blind"
I've never even heard this
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Fuck, it sure feels weird realizing that I've masturbated approximately 4000 times in my life.
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