The only things I truly like are burgers and guns
Why was I born in America?
>>71741108
>read
>look at flag
>read again
>look at flag
????
just go to Ontario
that place was identical when I visited
>>71741383
Pls annex Alberta.
>>71741483
Why? Don't you like benefitting from the US while being your own thing?
You're living the dream.
Just cap a moose and grill it. You'll be fine.
>suddenly imagine a maple glazed moose burger with a leaf pattern on the bun
>>71741108
there's burgers and guns in canada though