>An Ethiopian walks into a clubhouse >A Security Guard,

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>>71735889
I dun get it.

German heritage is strong with this one.

>>71735936
Ethiopians are Caucasians

nice hahahaha

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>>71735889
>An american walks into a gym on new years eve
>A security Guard who is weightist says " Sorry only serious people about their resolutions can come in "
>the american leaves

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>>71735889
>>71735988

>An American walks into a clubhouse
>A Security Guard, who is a pacifist, says "Sorry, only non-warmongers are allowed"
>So the American walks out, throws a grenade through the door and shouts 'CLEAR', and then walks in

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>How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
>Glue toast to the ceiling.

>>71736182
>how do you evacuate a british building?
>try to butter your toast

>>71736182
>What is a popular song in ireland?
>The bombs on the brit-bus go boom boom boom

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>>71736182

>>71736160
>"Clear"
Had a legit laugh here.

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>>71736372
>What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? >Alien vs Predator.
>>71736473
>How do you become the most wanted man in Singapore?
>Glue gum to the floor.

>>71736680
>How do you become the most wanted man in england
>Claim your not english

Last one

>An american Crawls into a bar
>the bar owner claims they've run out of oil and cant cook anymore chips
>the bar and the rest of the customers look at the american as it crawls around the floor, leaking oil and salt
>Bar owner harpoons the american and attempts to whale it as the american flops around the bar

>>71737499
Keked Tbh

>>71736680
>alien vs predator
I keked a little