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>Be Australian
>Tactically kill venomous spoidah about to bite your Sheila
>Walk into the kitchen
>Teapot is on fire again
>Eat half a jar of vegemite
>Ride to work at the Foster's brewery on your Sports Edition Roo
>Chug Foster's all day while pissing into the barrels so they can ferment
>After a long day of work, come home
>Refrigerator is on fire again
>Go back to the cooler and grab a pack of Foster's
>Drink the entire pack in 5 seconds
>Still thirsty
>Piss in your mouth
>Spoidahs bite your heel while your pants are down
>As you lay dying you give one last good squirt of piss into your mouth
>You smile as you pass on
>Body is eaten by Abbo's the next day
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>be ASStralian
>be smelly
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>an Australian's face when they find they were hatched out of a kangaroo's pouch at birth
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>>71718590
Can Australians stay perpetually drunk when they drink their own urine infused with Fosters™?
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>>71719256
Yes
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It must be tough not being able to piss in your toilet since gravity goes up
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>>71719256
>not staying perpetually drunk on shaft draught
Ameriplebs I swear
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>>71718590
>making fun of Australian
>ever
Wrong move, kid.
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so this.. is the power of seppo memeing...woah
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>>71720230
*Pees in your mouth while you're talking*
Pure American micro-brew
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>>71720264
>micro-brew
Must have been a white brewery
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>be American
>be black
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