>Be Australian
>Hate America
>Pretend to be American every day
Why do they do this?
How can we pretend to be you when we dont get FUCKING YELLOW STONED?
>>71681209
Lmao hey it's me again
>>71681174
>this much damage control after being yellowstoned
Who the fuck would want to be you, after your shitty country gets YELLOWSTONED
>>71681209
>>71681239
I mean you basically are us aren't you?
>Stupid
>Terrible beers
>Dangerous wildlife
>Fatties
>Good food that no foreigner likes
>Gay accents
>Stereotyped
>Hated by all civilized nations
Also Australia smells like poopoo so you all smell like poopy lol
>>71681429
We have an accent?
>>71681429
Our parks don't shart
>>71681458
Yes
>>71681479
I think you had a heat stroke
We shart in marts not parks
Parks shart (lava) on us