Why is Latin American Spanish ugly? There's this qt spaniard

>>71673783

No, really.

Latin American Spanish doesn't even sound like Spanish. I thought our warehouse guys were Flips at first.

>>71673749
>warehouse guys


Well, there is the answer. Educated people has a nice spanish everywhere.

>>71673829

Lol all of them have university degrees. They ask me about promotions constantly, especially the ones with IT degrees.

>>71673915
>all of them have university degrees

Thanks now I feel shit about graduating soon, thank Christ I have a decent network

Yeah I don't like it either
Can't pronounce the z for shit

>>71674153

Desu some of our warehouse guys have degrees in computer science and finance.

Networking is key. A grill I graduated with had a 2.x gpa and she got a job at a big oil company because she knew people there.

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>>71673749
>stupid government job
What does this mean?

>>71673749
Why do you think? Its the same reason that Liberian English is shit or why lower class in general speak terribly.

There's not a "Latin American Spanish", every country has several dialects of Spanish.

>>71674801

It's a government project, and we're falling behind schedule so they made us come in this weekend

They pay us OT, but still.

It only really sucks for our warehouse guys I guess. I spend 8 hours a day browsing 4chan for the most part.

spain spanish is utter garbage

>>71674754
That's real sad, man

>>71674874
Well to be honest Spanish from Spain is a lot more clear and easy to understand than most Latin American dialects. I'm in the early days of trying to learn and I have a tough time understanding the Mexicans, Argentinians, and Peruvians I know. I met a Spanish guy and it was very clear.

>>71674919
Have you ever hear yourself talking? Fucking monkey

>>71675188
>speak loud
>weird z's and x
>anoying intonation

>>71675278
Not him but:
>loud
You people too.
>weird z
We don't have speech impediments like in South American, we can ACTUALLY pronounce the theta sound.
>and x
I don't event know what you mean
>annoying intonation
Spanish from Spain is one of the plainest sounding languages in the planet, what intonation are you talking about, you monkey?

>>71673749

I guess it is like comparing the "Queen's English" (Spain's Spanish), with Jamaican or "Ebonics" (which would be Latin American Spanish).

To be completely honest here, I haven't heard much Jamaican English, but my guess is that it is horrendous

>>71675686
Yeah it's bad. The worst is Liberian English give that a listen.

>>71675686

If GTA IV was right, then Jamaican English is incomprehensible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA3HPWrb2_g

>>71675686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sy6-B83QSo

The sad thing is, this guy is being clear and speaking slow. If you go there it is way faster and incomprehensible.

>Latin American Spanish

There's as many differences between Argentinan and Mexican as there is with Spain's

You really can't talk about Latin American Spanish.

>tfw argentinian best accent
>spaniardfags will try to deny this

>>71676082

Rioplatense in the Montevidean variant (light porteño) is the apex of the spanish languaje.

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>tfw nobody can understand us, not even other spanish speakers

>>71673826
>Latin American Spanish doesn't even sound like Spanish.
This!

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>>71676082
>>71676121

>>71676241

puesh tío, joder, me cago en la leche

voshotroish shoish unosh indiosh tiraflechas

>>71673749
Rioplatense accent, best accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcQz0ewbxbE

>>71676346
>sh
No todos somos Rajoy, pashaso, largáte a la conchaetuhermana, pelotudo.
Y eh que vos SOS una panda de indios tiraflechas, Urgay.

It all sounds like Spanish to me.

>>71676428
Y esa quién mierda es.

>>71676558
Joér no todosh shomosh Rajoy, perroflauta guiri

>>71676620
el que vivia en un tupper?

>>71676708
>perroflauta guiri
Perroflauta es para los Podemitas, no para los guiris.
Y no hables, Chile, que por mucho que lo digas, no eres hispanohablante.

>>71676738
>miro televisión pública y programas de chimentos
Bien por vos. Yo preguntaba por si tenía videos porno pero bueno.

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>>71676823
O BORRAI ESTO

>>71676346
letse*

pero qué mala letse tienen

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Thith ith El Theed. Thay thomthing nithe about him.

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>>71673826
DELET

TIO
JODER
OSHTIA
MANOLO

>>71675384
>x
probably because of how you pronounce it as 'kh' instead of 'sh' in portuguese.

>>71676891
kek

>>71673915
>warehouse IT specialists
>warehouse scientists
>warehouse noble prize recipients

>>71676889

esa trola aparecia por todos lados hace un par de años

>>71677330
>it as 'kh' instead of 'sh' in portuguese.
It's not a "kh", it's a "ks"

>>71674888
Fucking trash get a real job.

>>71675278
In Spanish "x" is the same sound than Latin and most of the languages with latin alphabet fuking monkey retarded which is "ks"

>>71676082
>>71676121
Like no

>>71676558
Defending lithpth

>>71677592

I'm going to milk this job for as long as possible.

$30+ an hour to browse 4chan is a NEET dream

>>71678030
>lisp
Memes.
The ones who actually have the lisp are you and the people of Cádiz.
>Lisp: speech impediment that manifests in the impossibility of pronouncing both the "theta" and "s" sound. The only territory in the Spanishsphere that doesn't suffer from lisp is the plateau and north of Spain
It must be sad to not be able to say "Zaragoza goza de cielos sublimes y sus gentes son serenas" without dropping every "th" or every "s" sound.

>>71678479

sharagotsa gosha de shielos shublimesh y shush gentesh shon zerenash

>>71678642
No hay ni una sóla persona en el mundo que pronuncie esa frase así.
Increíble, has transcendido los memes.

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>>71673749
>comparing poor uneducated slang talk to someone who had enough money and/or education to get a job across the world.

I have no idea why the two would sound different.

>>71677271
SPIC'D

>>71678777

gracias che

algunos gallegos como vos son buena onda

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>>71673749
UNA MALDITA HOJA

Paisa Spanish is the best Spanish variety

>>71679251
The fuck does "paisa" even mean

>>71679251
PaiSHHa SHHpanish?
>>71679337
Colombian dialect. They use vos and they pronounce their s as sh.

>>71679337
Colombians from the Medellin surrounding area. They have pleasant Spanish.
>>71679376
Heavy on the "sh", "zh" for ll, and "pues" everywhere. Yep!

I've read it translates very sexy..

>>71679376
>>71679467
Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xByMBYDRmY

>>71673826

You mean, every one of the spanish accents in all Latin America? From North Mexico to Argentinian and Chilean accents?

https://youtu.be/xtxiu5BecNM?t=168

>Latin American Spanish
you've got to me more specific than that
>Our warehouse guys are Ecuadorians or Peruvians
they must speak like andean people then

>>71676082
>John == Sean

épico

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>>71673749
>mfw chicanos speaking spanglish

>>71679251
>>71679467
t. congolombian chi

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>>71680043

>>71677271
kek

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>>71676172