What do you do if you're horny in your country? Is

>>71662696
No but Ivanka likes Trudeau I guess...

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1. Fap.

2. Yes, but not for me.

>>71662696
Yes, but not if you're repulsive looking like me

>>71662696
Sex is not a real thing. It is a myth I am sure.

>>71662696
1. Find a slut on the internet
2. Go get a prostitute
3. Order a prostitute to my door

The brothels here are really nice, and being able to order a whore delivery is probably the best thing ever. They're clean, professional and reasonably priced.

They're also the best option since I have 2 kids and convincing a tinder date to come over on a Thursday at 6:30pm to fuck as silently as possible in a small baby's room never goes over well.

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>>71664466
How do you find a slut on the Internet?

I fap.

My balding 5'7" manlet potato nigger friend slays puss but here I am 6'1" with a full head of hair and never get laid. If you know what you're doing it's easy.

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>>71662696
>>71664776
You're too young to be here, Jaakko.