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>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home
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>>71641719
>>71641776
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>>71641670
>be french
>see shitty banter
>look at flag
>australia
>be shocked
>look a second
>new zealand
Nothing strange
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>>71641670
seems like red australia can't be as great as her big sister
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>>71641802
>America is good at shitposting and banters
>Canada is not
>Straya is good at shitpisting and banter
>GUESS WHO'S NOT
RainbowWarriorland BTFO
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>>71641862
>french
>is an anime faggot
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>>71641880
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NZ is trying really hard.
Cute.
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>>71641927
Please don't bully my retarded niece.
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Any Aussie to banter us pls?
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>>71641670
>>71641827
>>71641848
damn you really do are mad.
Im wont be lying I enjoy you getting asspained
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>>71642006
>be french
>cannibalise your own
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>>71642006
Sorry anon, I've used up data allowance for my suburb. Hopefully someone else can help you out, someone other than the spastic above.
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>>71642068
fuck off east coast runt
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>>71641670
Typical liberal numale cuck
Nobody gives a fuck about your boat
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>>71642041
THIS IS MADNESS
>>71642068
t-thanks, you valiant shitposter...!
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>>71642084
>(You) again
wew lad
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>>71641927
OP is probably North Islander
North Islanders wish they were Australian, they try to be funny like them, but North Islanders are incapable of humour
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>>71642135
>incapable of humour
We know that feel
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>>71642135
AYO HOL UP
*puts on brightly-coloured autism sweater*
U BE SAYIN
*loses farm due to drought*
FUR REAL NAOW
*shoots up remote township*
U BE SAYIN
*elects Tim Shadbolt mayor for his 20th consecutive term*
US SOUTHIE BOYZ
*kills entire family because dad is fucking his prozzy sister*
HOL UP, HOL UP
*names all male children David*
U BE SAYIN
*dies in an earthquake*
WE BEST ISLAND AN SHIT?
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>>71641862
>America is good at shitposting and banters
That's being generous. Not saying canadians are any better though.
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>>71642159
good post
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>>be french
>>wake up and sniff armpits
>>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
Actually made me smirk.
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