1. your'e cunt 2. how old were you when you first got

never

>>71619826
14 desu

never got drunk again though

never been drunk but i started smoking weed when i was 15

>>71619826
17

16

>flag
>22

Also, at 22 I got my first kiss, it was a french qt. Alcohol was like a miracle at that point, while intoxicated I'd act like a fucking alpha male with gurls.

Sober I'm just a failure.

Drank some vodka when I was 13 or 14. Made me cry for some reason.

>>71619826
7 years old

Snuck beer at a funeral, was hungover for a week

12 lel

>>71619826
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15 years old

>>71620042
>I've been getting drunk almost every weekend throughout mid school and high school
Eastern Europe ladies and gentlemen

>>71619826
14 yo then didnt touch alcohol until I was 17. Also didnt do drugs until I was 17 but then in one year from 17 to 18 I did weed, hash, wax, shrooms, codeine, hydromorphine, hydrocodone, dextrometorphan and pseudoephedrin

>>71620066
Wtf

>>71619826
18
I'm a good boy. I dinndu naffin

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I honestly don't remember.

13-16 I guess.

>>71620565
You "did" pseudoephedrine?

idk i was a young kid
8 maybe ? something like that

>>71620066
similar age but it was cider and pimms at a party

I'm waiting until I turn 21. I'd probably become alcoholic so I'm putting it off.

>>71620742
Yes why? Its not something really rare.

>>71619826
14

>>71621086
It's a reagent for meth I know, but what value is in "doing" it besides if you want to unclog your nostrils

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>>71621059

>can legally commandeer 3 tons of metal and plastic going over 30m/s at the age of 16
>can't legally drink one beer before the age of 21

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17 during a student trip to Barcelona. Good times.

12 desu in a New Year with a bottle of champagne

>>71619826
18

>>71621059
>LAND
>OF
>THE
>FREE

First time I drank I was like 9
Didn't get drunk until like 19

>>71619826
16

>>71619952
Föroya Bjór

18. I was a good boy and i didn't drink any alcohol until 18

>>71619826
17

>>71619826
16

Cheated on my first girlfriend that night and ended up with a new gf who I met there a week later ( not the girl I hooked up with at the party ). Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

>>71619826
15
it was back when the Netherlands still had the age at 16 and nobody bothered to card me. During the same trip I also managed to buy weed by printing out "born 17 November 1992" from Microsoft Word and gluing it to my bus pass. Sort yourself out, Nedercucks.

>>71620066
I don't know how a 7 year old could handle the taste of beer. All alcohol tasted like rat poison to me until my early teens.

>>71619826
>1. your'e cunt
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>2. how old were you when you first got drunk
I'm 38 and I never got drunk in my life

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>>71626995
>oldtugal

México
Like 11 or 12.

Burgerland
18

Dorm drinking/celebrating a friend's 19th birthday.

>>71626995
What are you doing here, grandpa

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>>71619826
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10, I stole a whisky bottle from my parents

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18, getting drunk two, three times a year

>>71627281
w-where should I go?

>>71619826
USA
I don't drink because of my genetics predispose me to becoming an alcoholic

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14 or 15

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18

>>71619826
17

>>71619826
>a little drunk
16 or 15
>hammered
17

>>71619826
I drank some shitty vodka and puked all night when I was 13, but I wasn't really drunk

>>71619826
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12

13, It was the first time I drink alcohol to get drunk. Before that my parents let me taste alcohol I got drunk immediately. I didn't understand what it was back than

17 which is pretty old, always thought underage drinking was scummy

Never
Tried Beer once and I can't handle the taste, don't get why people drink it

>>71630729
from ireland btw

>>71619826
Im 22 and never got drunk.

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>Come from a shitty chav family
>father was always abusive to me and treated me like some chav even though I am intelligence and sensitive
>forced me to get drunk on my 13th birthday in front of his friends
>became an alcoholic
>me and my dad used to get drunk when I was supposed to be at school
>mum couldn't stop it
>one day the school came and saw me drunk on the sofa when I was 14 reading porn magazines me and my dad stole from the paki shop
>dad lobbed the telly at the teachers face
>told them 'my son isn't drunk, if he was drunk he'd be wanking to gay porn not women'
>for some reason the school didn't do anything
>tfw I failed school because of this fucking shit
>eventually dad got arrested for powerbombing a dog out of a 2nd floor window
>mum moved me to another town
>24 now
>haven't been drunk in 2 years
>have a job at a supermarket
>will never amount to anything

Never, haven't even tasted alcohol.

never, i can't even feel anything after 5 glasses of wine and i'm a small guy

>>71619986
you're lucky. i'm a beta drunk

never have
I'm 19

Burger

15

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>>71631022

>>71631080
5 glasses of wine is literally nothing if you're not too young or too old

15

goodd times partying out in the forest

>>71619826
16

I never drank more than 500 ml of beer

14ish, my parents had an extensive wine cellar that they never checked so I was drunk most nights from that age onward.

A decade later I still am, feeds bad.

>>71619826
>drunk
old. 28. I don't remember it, I'm not sure what I did/said.

>>71619826
13

>>71619826
never

>>71630733
me too bro

15. Involved lots of cherry liqueur, peppermint liqueur, embarrassing drunk cellphone videos and stumbling around from a lack of coordination. Also the next day was one of the worst of all time, felt sick all day.

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>>71631022