What were your first impressions of English when you first

>>71616973
Easy ;_;

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>>71616973
>I'm gonna get so much pussy by speaking a foreign language

And here I am. Intoxicating myself at home alone. On a Saturday night :^)

Je ne regrette rien.

much easier than my native tongue

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>>71621438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7aHOsxFP4w

I feel a bit naughty just by posting this...

>>71621312
>Je ne regrette rien

;_;

hard as fuck to pronounce

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>>71621660
very original post Ling

>>71616973
I don't remember 2bh. Probably something like "I don't want to learn anything. I don't want to do more homework reee"

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If X is written like Y, why is it pronounced like Z?

>>71616973
REEEEE I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL REEEEE

>>71616973
I hated it, because we learned a lot of useless shit like "take a dog for a walk" or tourist shit.

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>>71621831
Couldn't help myself

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"AM" LMAO SHE WROTE "AM" LOLOLOLOL

FUCKING TENSES REEEEEEE

I literally sang in English but I didn't say English words

Wow the grammar's fucking simple

>>71616973
A French dialect with an accent.
I was right.

>>71627070
You're not wrong, it seems like half of English is just french loanwords.

"How do English children learn to write and read if their language doesn't have a spelling system?"

Wow the grammar, phonology and orthography are fucking retarded

>>71616973
>No conjugation???
>Is this a real language?

>they pronounce identical groups of letters in different ways?
>What is wrong with them?

>>71630389
memorization

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"Who started the blender"?

captcha:
begins cottonwood

"What the fuck is this "th" sound ? Are they autistic ?"

>>71621952
The truth is that English has no spelling rules.

>>71627310
The other half is """Germanic""" which is really just island Dutch, which you don't even notice because of all the French and Latin loanwords.

It reminded me of Dutch, which I previously taught myself, not only in regards to the pronunciation aspect, but conjointly as to the grammatic aspect, since both languages derives from Proto-Germanic. Nowadays, when we get more exposed to English before, I'd say it's a bit of a tounge twister, since there's no 'th' sound in the Swedish language, which makes it harder for many Swedes to pronounce things that contains 'th' words, e.g. 'thin', whereas many people pronounce it as 'finn'.

I was playing a sort of light gun rail shooter game that was western themed i learned a few english words

after playing more games i learned more english and so on and so on

TL;DR play bideo bames

>>71625967
That is the case in every single language.

>>71616973
goo goo ga ga

>>71638270
Not really, English has 12 tenses, that's more than most languages and twice as much as his native German.

>>71616973
>my head hurt

>>71616973
How saying WON but writing ONE is considered normal

> - aawww yeeah! I know how to say "Hello, my name is Mxxxxx!" and "I'm x years old!!" Now I can speak English!!1!!"
> I Turn on the TV
> Watch CNN
> - Oh fuck I don't understand what the hell the girl says
> - Why the fuqq the meaning of x word changes if I add the word "off" next to

>>71625081
wo warst du heiko
ich war beim bäcker
willst du ins kino gehen
ja ich mag filme
willst du mitkommen julia
ich kann leider nicht denn ich muss zum hause helfen
ach schade

>>71638570
WON is also a word, though.

>>71616973
Never started learning it as a choice, my older brothers listened to american/english music all the time and I saw many hollywood films growing up, had a pretty good grasp by the time I was 6. Then I transitioned from playing SNES games to computer games which pretty much perfected my english (vocabulary) and 2 years after that I started reading books in English

>>71638882
Wich is completely irrelevant to my point

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>you'll never have to learn another language
Feels good

It sounds nice

>>71616973
Finally I can understand what the hell I'm supposed to do in games.

>>71616973
Actually pretty similar to Russian, and I was surrounded by English media as a child

t. Russian immigrant

>>71639294
I also remember we had the word 'shoe' on the list of words to learn for one week. I had played Diablo 2 and knew you could also say 'boot' and smugly told the teacher.

>>71630389
Many chemistry/medicine books have the IPA spelling for new words like photosynthesis /ˌfoʊtoʊˈsJnθəsJs/

I always thought that children books have something similar.

>>71638997
Which*

>what the fuck is this piece of shit and why would anybody in his right mind use this

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>>71639367
>pretty similar to Russian