>Be French >Have a military with 1000 years of unmatched

>implying any country can be awesome forever

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>>71582368
>Have what's widely agreed to be the sexiest language and accent

>>71582490
technically true, but men hate hearing other men speak it

>>71582368
>>71582533
I can't properly pronounce your language to the point where i am sometimes hardly understandable.
I doubt people find this sexy.
Also most of what you greenwrited is true for most of western europe countries.

>>71582368
>tfw 1000 years ago my family members were still kings, counts, dukes and seigneurs.
>I'm a poor student anno 2017

>>71582368

French is almost as dumb as English with the amount of silent letters and other unnecessary bullshit.

French people are elitist assholes around foreigners too.

>>71582797
>I can't properly pronounce your language to the point where i am sometimes hardly understandable.
>I doubt people find this sexy.
If you were a girl, I promise that people would find it sexy.

>be French
>don't understand 70