Things Americans do that makes you go "what" >shoes

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>>71572724

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xDDDDD

>clapping after the plane lands

>clapping in the cinema
>towing mobility scooters
>putting bread in the fridge
>cutting off baby dicks
>becoming SJWs
To be fair, this is a problem all throughout the western world, but the Murrikans did it first.
>getting shot

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>Dont go into woods
>Eat healthy
>Live at current moment without stupid filters

Fucking niggers

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refusing to celebrate Easter

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>>71572724
>microwave water
For what purpose?

>>71572961
Related: Banning Kinder eggs.

>>71573180
if we assume that both kettles are 100% efficient than a UK kettle supplying 2800 joules per second will take 127 seconds to boil and a US kettle supplying 1500 J/s will take 237 seconds, more than a minute and a half longer. This is such a problem that many households in the US use a Microwave oven.

I bet you faggots don't even microwave your shoes in the refrigerator.

>>71572724
Like, daily ordering food instead of cooking, here this is once a week at best, ????

>>71573397
They can't cook because cooking is a cultural thing.

>>71573343
Hey, is this true? >>71573321 Do you actually boil your water in the microwave?

>wearing shoes indoors
Why anyone would do that

>>71573611
It's common.

>>71572772
Is the top one some abstract art exhibit?

>>71573611
Doing it as we speak

>>71573681
It's a leaked pic of a dead burger, normally they censor these things.

>>71573699
It looks so weird, the oversized plate, the random kettle, the heart on the whatever that is.
It's all surreal.

>>71573611
I'm boiling my shoes in the microwave right now

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>>71573659
>>71573694
>mfw memes are real

>having shit geography knowledge

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>>71573762
>believing shit people tell you

>>71573611
It's not that kettles supposedly takes longer to heat water, it's that hardly anyone here drinks tea enough to justify buying one. Further, anyone who does drink tea frequently will likely own a kettle.

>>71573783
This

>>71573611
>>71573659
Is this a regional thing, or just laziness? I've never done this nor know of anyone else who does this.
>midwest reporting

>>71574102
And anyone who drink tea frequently is likely a faggot.

Calling native americans indians and united statestians as americans

>>71574182
If crybabies didn't get buttmad when we call them injuns or red savages it wouldn't be an issue.

>>71574231
>living in Orc-Empire: the Country
>calling anyone savages

>>71574381
Only our inner-city ghettos resemble Mordor. Whitey avoids those containment zones.

>>71574140
You've been memed

>>71574381
You genocided and took land that rightfully belongs to the Sami. Give it back you imperialist monster.

>>71573611
Here in the South we boil water on the oil radiator.

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>>71573759
>>71574611

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>go to the US
>mfw can't flush toiletpaper down the toilet
>have to keep a bin next to the toilet where you put all the shit-stained toilet paper
>terrible stench of shit

I thought the US was supposed to be a first world country.

>>71574749
delete this

not everybody can afford expensive plumbing ass hole

>>71573869
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/stove-versus-microwave-energy-use/

>>71572724
my biggest "whaaaaaa" is
>owning guns
>getting shot

>>71574558
I'm sorry, does anybody speak Kažad here? This orc tries to communicate with me.

>not having universal health care

>>71574811
>Boiling
>heating

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Can you actually use M72 LAW to defend your property?

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>choking on toys