>Mom is forcing me to get a job again How do people cope

>>71552538
Be already rich and hire hedge funds to make you money off your money

>>71552707
But you have to be an accredited investor to invest in hedge funds... Plus they jew too much of your money

Only a few actually perform well

>>71552538
Drug dealing

well steve cohen is coming back so you life is set

>>71553018
Who is he and what is he going to do for me?

>>71552960
Isn't that back in the past?

wouldn't it be better to run a botnet right now

>>71553059
he will make you a very rich man

>>71553206
i don't know anything about him. Can you give me a quick rundown?

>>71553059
No. It's always actually

>>71553244
you can look him up yourself

>>71553376
But drugs have mandatory sentencing minimums, unless you're a vendor on some meme-market it seems not so profitable, high-risk and low reward.

Wouldn't cashing false tax refunds and operating botnets be the modern-day crime of choice for most people?

>>71552538
Move to Finland my friend :)

>>71553408
Maybe but it's long and sorely. You don't make quick profit on this

>>71553724
seems like you could make far more, and financial crimes aren't prosecuted very harshly in most of the world.

I literally read a story about a guy who stole $100 Million USD, was suppose to get 10 years in prison, only served 5 and got out and kept most of his money because he only had to pay a few million in fines and restitution.

>>71553724
>Maybe but it's long and sorely
this

it's like having a job except you're not sure you ever get paid and you might end up in court

might as well get a regular job

>>71552538
Same here, except my parents have stopped bothering me about it lately. Just keep using delaying tactics. After a while you may finally be able to find something decent like a job at the library or something.

>don't mind working
>hate interacting with people

what do?

>currently studying at college
>my mother literally doesn't want me to take a job so I can focus on my studies (like I could find one lol)
>tells me I can live at her home for all the time I want and won't ever kick me out

love u mom

>>71555144
>TFW hate working but like interacting with people

It's a weird feel. Literally my favorite part of any job was talking with normies.

>>71552538
find a fucking job

>>71556294
>Albania

>>71553408
Having a well known, trusted and profitable botnet is work

>>71557028
Yeah but seems far more lucrative than any comparable cuckold job.

Seems like it's coming to a close now. Why the fuck did I have to miss out on the goldrush? Fucking security researcher snitches ruining all the cashcow

bump desu ladisimos

>Half clean up the house
>Fake a back injury while you're cleaning
>You will be on a waiting list for 10 months to get a check up
>Thank based free healthcare

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>>71556249

>>71558451
Is it wrong if I actually like talking to normies? I do all these subtle things to assert my dominance in a social setting and bend normies to my will.

Suck dicks
It's work but not if you're a faggot who loves sucking cock

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>>71558606
Too much competition in Canada these days. I've considered moving to another country for this venture, however.

>>71553771
Yeah, but you don't know how he felt while sitting in prison. The variables are many in this case.

>>71552538
>I want to make money but I don't want to work.

Move to germany and apply for asylum, just say you lost your passport in aleppo

>>71558850
>Going into Prison as a multi-millionaire

I would reckon he didn't have too bad of a time. Definitely wasn't sitting next to the average murderer or rapist.

>>71552538
hire immigrants

>>71558865
Doesn't give enough shekels.

Play poker or black jack

Ask 250 000 from bank then put everything on red 2 times in a row, congrats you're millionaire

>>71559203
>Bank asks for business plan
>Bank asks for extensive credit history

They don't just give out money senpai

Tell her only cucks work

>>71559273
I unironically told her the whole "wageslave" spiel. But then she asked me why she has to "wageslave" to support a grown man.

Kind of stumped me, didnt really know how to reply.

>>71555144
wow same

>>71559285
tell her because she was stupid enough to not abort

she thought having a child would make her happy

>>71552538
Commit a crime, then let the taxpayers pay for you while you're in prison.

>>71560736
That's literally retarded

>>71560975
>Have criminal record and get anally raped and lose out on years of my life
Wow sounds great.