my mum has given me a ultimatum. either bring home a girlfriend

Who cares? Can't you literally not be homeless in Australia? Pretty sure we're the only Anglophone cunt where being out on the street is a legitimate concern.

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>>71522303
no. social housing has 6month-2 year wait list. unless you're a abo or single mother no one gives a fuck about you. and you have to unemployed meth head to even qualify, the fact that I have a job, no matter how shit tier disqualifies me for a lot of benefits.

>>71522377
Count your blessings. Here just being unemployed doesn't qualify your for bennies. You have to get laid off and even then its limited.

>>71522266
How old are you mate

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>>71522463
30

>>71522266

Australian women are compete whores OP. One will pretend to be your gf for half a kit kat, she would even fuck you for the whole thing

>>71522535
Lel
>>71522506
Im starting to think that these kind of threads are just an elaborated bait like benis inspection days and daisy destruction made to mock third worlders like me, i work 2 jobs, 14 hours a day from monday to friday and i can barely buy a nice meal at the en of the week, i seriously hope you hang yourself after your mom cornered you enough

>>71522655
I hope we are making fun of you; I hate Mexicans.

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>>71522655
why are you posting on 4chan instead of working then? if it's any consolation my funeral will still be worth more than the gdp output of your entire family for the next 5 generations.

>>71522266
>5ft8 is dwarf height
>im 5ft8 naturally

fucking kill me holy shit

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>>71522266
>tfw you got a warning from the manlet mod for starting a thread on /int/ with that picture

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>>71523240
Now that's some fun stuff

>>71522778
I came for the ocational laugh and to complain too
>>71522743
Dont worry man, i gonna be working there soon, i have a visa :)

How many hours do you work? I find it hard to believe you can't pay for a single room flat/apartment if you're working full-time.

>>71522266
>tfw no tall gf
nice fullhouse in your post number though

>>71522266
This pasta is still floating around?
Fuck me.

>>71522266
Become a hobo

Live the dream

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>>71523443
You need to recycle the shitposts to make everyone enjoy them more.
Is it hard to find a gf in Australia ?

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>>71523398
36.

I've done the math. rent + food + other costs leaves me 50 or less. I would be literally working to share a house with pajeet. I might as well quick my job and take up drugs.

>>71522266
End your life, it's useless to society

>>71522868
Don't feel bad, 5'8" is a good height for a woman.

Okay op il be your gf xoxo xox give me a kiss now

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>>71524672
I've known that since my 6th birthday. I even told my mum she should have aborted me. I certainly don't have the courage to kill myself.