>be australian >have no terrorists because the local megafauna

fuck i wish every australian was allowed to carry a gun just to shoot kangaroos, i fucking hate those massive kangaroos that attack people.
I don't mind normal roos that just jump around, but big red kangaroo jack type kangaroos are mean and nasty. They fight each other non stop aswell.

Emu's are a meme but Kangaroos are horrible, snakes and spiders which I see often are nothing in comparison to how much dislike I have for big red kangaroos.

didn't some guy shoot up a starbucks in sydney last year or something?

>>71521595
Fucking hard cunt.

>>71521595
>walks around and bucks up like a nigger
>throws gang signs like a nigger

Really tickles the ol noggin

>>71521792
shootouts don't count as terrorist attacks

>>71521792
thats just a typical day in straya

>>71521595
> kangaroo JACKED

>ISIS doesn't need to attack Australia because being Australian is punishment enough
LMAO

A kangaroo looks like it isn't supposed to be standing upright but decides to anyway.

>>71521792
i don't remember that the last attack i remember was some derange muzzie shot up a lindt cafe in sydney, only killed 1 person and himself