/cum/

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i lik kanda
u lik knada

>takes two clicks to evade ban
>takes one click to ban
hmmm

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Shan't be replying to the """kraut"""

Eating chili and saltines HAHAHHA

Fully erect

>>71506088
No

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>>71505999
@71506044
>>71506088
Nice gets in this thread.

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>tfw you drop a toothpick on the floor and it vanishes
Probably going to end up stepping on it.

Foot kraut is a pretty good poster.

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edmonton

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I wish I could jut exist online desu
Real life sucks

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Shan't, willn't

>>71506195
>tfw you drop an anvil on the floor and it vanishes
Probably going to end up stepping on it.

>>71506208
kys

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British girls best girls

https://youtu.be/DsixWMdScUI

>tfw no prominent conservative secular Mudshits to btfo leftists

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS...

>>71506267
I doubt the normal media would give those people much attention.

>>71505994
RIP anon

>>71506311
That's racist

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>"We want you to visit our State of Excitement often. Come again and again. But for heaven's sake, don't move here to live. Or if you do have to move in to live, don't tell any of your neighbors where you are going."
Based McCall.

Californios MUST go back

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>

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*gives you the transparent version*

*doesnt save it or give a (you)*

*pounces on you*

Hi

>>71506396
wow that's cute

*rawrs*
xD

*gets extremely mad and explains to you that it costed a lot of time to make it*

*slowly puts my hands on Conway's chest.*

>>71506640
STOP

*looks at canada*
*tells her to stop being gay*

*doesn't actionpost*

*shoves u*
Back the frick off??!?

*ignores Calgary and takes off Conway's shirt*

*awkwardly mumbles that I'm seeing someone*

>>71506781
*tells you to speak louder*

>>71506703
>her

>>71506818
*mumbles some more*

Oh baby, I doubt that.
*forces Conway to take my maid outfit off*

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>>71506857

>>71506813
Are you still ban evading?

*Tells everyone to shut the fuck up*

D-do you like my body Conway-tan?
*blushes*

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>>71506962
i love it qt

*laughs in scandinavian*

>>71507006
W-what if someone finds out? What if we get laughed at for being lovers?

god this general is fucking garbage

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>>71507064
So what bb. It's just you and me now

>>71507082
you're fucking garbage
trash can bitch

*adds /./ to filter*

>thread going full faggot
Why?

>>71507104
But the others they'll-
I-i want you to take my virginity Conway-tan!

>>71507195
It's not my fault this time

>>71507195
thread quality is important on this website

>>71507195
At least one of us isn't male.

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>>71507196

>>71507245
oh. Well fug u then

*cries*

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America's Greatest Secret is now PUBLIC DOMAIN

this is the only good african american contribution to society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP4-hV6eh3c

>>71507292
Well, Unless you're into that...

>>71507323
I'm into qt bois

>>71507346
Tomboys?

>>71507385
Do they have cute penises?

>>71507313
Kfc is trash

so how about that weather
>tfw snowing

>>71507408
N-no.

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Which witch is your favorite?

>>71507457
;_;

>>71507470
Akko

>>71507454
It's about 10 degrees here

>>71507470
Sandwitch ;)

>tfw making delicious mexican fried ice cream for later tonight
u jelly?

>>71507589
um ok sweetheart now explain to me how on earth you're going to FRY ice cream? xD

Traps are fine as long as they look very feminine and are tomboys.

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>>71507503
Well thats just wrong

>>71507693
Tomboys are girls though?

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Got called a faggot today.

>>71507811
just banter

hello /cum/. serious question here,how much shit would i face as an Egyptian if i immigrated to the US for work?.I have always wanted to work in the US but fear of treatment has stopped me especially since trump got elected.

>>71507841
When they see you they will immediately call ICE or contact Trump to deport you. At best you will be put into one of the islamic work camps, at worst you will be shot on site, sorry

>>71507841
might get some raised eyebrows but more than likely people wouldn't really care. If anything they'd ask you about pyramids and shit

>>71507841
There might be some random cunts who hate you for looking like an Ayyrab but they're rare. There was a Coptic grill at my highschool and she was pretty well liked

>>71507936
>asking a modern day egyptian about pyramids

not his culture

they should refer to woke black americans

>>71508054
is that equivalent to us asking you about your cathedrals? :^)

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>>71507841
All depends on one question.

Do you kneel before a false prophet named Muhammad and bow to Satan's trickery?

Or do you worship our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Answer quickly Achmed...

>>71508140
yes they are black african as well
i can only live in this great country they left behind and be thankful for what the black man has done for mankind

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I constantly feel like I have to piss since Sunday and my dick hurt.

Although now there is no pain but I still feel like I have to pee.

>>71507811
is it true though

gettin mighty tired of filing down the inside of this pipe

>>71508597
>gay shit

Why do {{{colleges}}} still force the group work meme on us?

>>71508880
to build your soft skills and team work
it's vital for your future professional career

>>71508880
You'll need that in the reyuhl wohrld

It's easier to grade probably

>>71508880
group work is the first step towards communist indoctrination

>>71508940
Real jobs have a barrier for entry, whereas most students are unfixable retards.

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>>71508846
>Coming from someone who likes traps.

>>71509076
I like bois tho

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>>71509126
So you're the gay faggot, I'm not.

>>71509076
is buck angel a tomboy

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>>71509288
Only because boys are qter

gay thread

>>71509476
I try

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drink up

it's good for you anon

>>71509565
Is it human milk?

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I feel threatened by pianos and gays
Gays on pianos are my worst nightmare.

>>71509911
Elton John must be horrible

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>girl messages me on Tinder
>don't reply for an hour
>she unmatches me

*sets breaching charge*
*your butthole blows wide open*
*jumps through and steals all your poo*
*escapes in getaway car*

>>71510053
You fucked up.

what is the most "tactful" or effective way of asking for an extension on a deadline for a paper

this isn't a huge assignment, it's a literal 3 page paper but because the class doesn't have many grades it counts for a lot and I just sort of forgot about it with being occupied by more important classes

it's awkard because I haven't been going as much as I should either and the professor says she likes my writing and gave me a really comprehensive and therefore scary analysis of the last paper which she didn't do for anyone else

>>71510053
if she's that impatient for someone to come fuck her she probably is a shitty lay and has every disease under the sun

>>71510219
My dog ate the papers

>>71510219
>this isn't a huge assignment, it's a literal 3 page paper
Jesus dude, just fucking do it

>>71510219
>taking liberal arts
switch to STEM or drop out and take a trade or some other vocation at a tech school

>>71510219
>3 page paper
That should take you 3 hours at the most

>>71510219
If you start now you could probably finish it by dinner time

>>71510291
>>71510345
>>71510358
it's past due, this is the whole issue

>>71510331
it is a stem major , but [spoiler]it's a liberal arts university and I'm here because of their high acceptance rate and my bad high school gpa[/spoiler] so there's classes like this

wow buds thanks for all the (you)s i didn't know my blog would get so many subscribers

>tfw I have the male version of "resting bitch face" and constantly look angry

>>71510725
tfw have the same because I am constantly angry

>>71509911
don't watch evangelion

*ruins my own life*
*sets myself up for disaster with everything I do*

this is what I listend when I inhale crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3nepy_SkwM&t=147s

>>71510912
i've an alcohol problem in which i often do bad and irresponsible dreams when drunk but have been getting away with it for years

i fear the day i do something that actually ruins my life, i've done many things you'd think would have

>>71510887
>montco
are you more in the philly suburbs, or are you closer to the poconos?
or are you in the farmland?
t.chesco

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Here comes the airplane.

>>71511001
Around Lansdale on the border of Bucks County near Doylestown. How's Chester County? West Chester seems pretty nice.

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>>71511074

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>>71511074

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>>71511074

>>71511074
I wonder how long she takes to do her makeup everyday.

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>>71511109
>>71511110
>>71511111

>>71511158

>she
>her

>>71510912
his*
himself*

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>>71511110
>>71511148
>>71511178
fuck off

>>71511111
nice numerals

>>71511109
its nice in north chester
some good nature, fox hunting is great (if you dont go towards the east)
i dont really go to west chester that often, but coatesville seems like a comfy place

>>71511211
Nice man hand

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>>71511211

>watching a guy mill the shit for a clock
>get excited when he posts a new video
Is this autism?

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>ywn be the president of Mexico

Anshit belongs in the trash

fuuuUUUuuuUuUuUUUUUuuuuUUUUUUCK
I could use a massage.
Any volunteers? I've showered (about 7 hours ago).

>>71511303
why do they hate him?

>>71511303
>wanting to be a powerless puppet

>>71511339
They think that he surrenders to the US too readily

business idea: Become Prime Minister of Canada and merge with the US

>>71511339
A friend told me that he's a cartel puppet.

>>71510966
>i've an alcohol problem in which i often do bad and irresponsible dreams when drunk but have been getting away with it for years

that's drinkin buddy

>>71511339
Because hes trying to fix mexico :^)

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What do you think of my meme lads

>>71511436
Where does being 1/256 Norwegian put me?

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Big fan of the Jefferson memorial but not a huge fan of him.

>>71511436
i approve. good job

>>71511436
10/10 meme

Iceland doesnt exist

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>>71511530

>>71511402
i just realized i said dreams instead of things

i'm 100% sober right now too

>>71511584
>i'm 100% sober right now too
Something a drunk would say

>>71511530
How do you call that architecture??

>tfw I havent had time to get drunk because of assignments and work

feels very bad

>>71511702
loser

>>71511686

domed rotunda

>>71511686
Neoclassical

>>71511637
well in all fairness i'm at work so i don't have much choice

>>71511686
Neo classical

>>71511750
No I meant the pillars and square architecture

Californians have no alcohol tolerance

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TRY and have an argument

>>71511796

[citation needed]

>>71511759
>>71511765
Thanks... Thumbs up...

>>71511830
kankermongol

>>71511855
Kek

>>71511816
t. loser

>>71511889

not an argument

I cry when people disagree with me

>>71511904
FACT: people from placer cant get drunk

>>71511478
American
>>71511566
Oj vei, the útlendingar know

>>71512015

I know for a FACT that is untrue

Hello buds

>>71512050
Hi Jason

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ayo hol up lemme just hol the do for my homeboys here

https://youtu.be/HuOpRJfiGIM

>>71511303
I get the feeling he eats raw cocoa beans from a gold cup

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*lumbers towards you*

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>>71511815
I used to work at sobeys in high school. Walmart rejected me.

>>71512083
Huh

>>71512050
Hey qt

NASA and their ESA slaves need to stop hyping up discoveries that have little payoff to normies.

>>71512281
Delete this

>>71512083
F

>>71512304

t. buzz killington

we /SPACE AGE/ again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OKTs_i32I
thought i'd give you all a taste of proper british music x

>>71512330
No <3

>>71512304
What else is affirmative action black science man going to talk about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

ah yes, british """""""music"""""""

>>71512083
What's going on in this?

>>71512304
But then they wouldn't get funds

>>71512445
Should double their funding so we can actually get telescopes that can see the atmospheres of these planets.

>>71507470
i like lotte a lot

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>>71507470

AKKO
K
K
O

S U C K S
U
C
K
S

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>>71512222
dem repeating digits tho

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>I dont like cute witches who try their hardest and have perseverance

>tfw salivary glands fucking exploded

hahaHA

the collapsed again this morning but it fucking stings

Thinking about having a glass of water.

Do it fucker I dare you.

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this is pretty cool

https://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/


Who can draw the cutest cat?

I'se The B'y that builds the boat and
I'se The B'y that sails her and
I'se The B'y that catches the fish and
Brings 'em home to Lizer

*shoots canada in the ass*

>>71512857
Do it

*fucking dies*

I've decided to have some tea instead.

>>71513185

I knew you didnt have the balls

Pussy.

Drinking some carbonated water right now buds

Halloo
Cum is back noice

>>71513201
ily

http://www.mckinsey.com/industries/public-sector/our-insights/how-militaries-learn-and-adapt

FUCK. I can't wait for my dakimuraka to get here. I'm so fucking excited.

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>he hugs his pillow

>>71513292
Before I call you a giant faggot, what is on the pillow?

>>71512304
t. dummy

>>71513292
How much did you pay?

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>>71513321

>he doesn't hug his pillow while fucking it
I bet you dont even kiss it, faggot

Damn Marine Lepen made it on Howard Stern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG0FDz56Iug

can she do it?

>>71513367
>150cm

HE BOUGHT THE MANLET PILLOW

M A N L E T

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>>71513134

>>71513367
Hahahaha what a weeb
>he didnt get the panzer tank daki

Re Zero fucking sucks.

>>71513397
I'M ONLY A RESERVIST I NEED A NEW CAR.

i cant be the only one who likes evan mcmullin

>>71513410
This desu

Took a walk through my college's arboretum today, buds

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>>71513134
Oh no

>paying $60 for a pillow cover
>especially one from a shitty anime

>>71513401
the drawing on the left is actually really cute
not so much the result

>>71513429
He's not as bad as Clinton or Snaders. He's a mormon, But he's alright.

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>>71513134
did i do good?

>>71513448
Nooice

You know you could probably fuck a prostitute for the amount of money you spend on a pillow with a picture of an anime character on it.

just sayin

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>tfw scared of actually using tinder because it seems like everyone just uses it ironically or for trolling purposes
>someone you know sees you using it seriously and thinks less of you for being unable to get laid IRL and serious online dating is apparently for losers and weirdos only
I'm just too busy to use any other means these days

Rare footage of the last time someone entered my apartment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKYibEGtAlg

>Fucking a smelly drug addicted psycho
>When you can just fuck your pillow

>>71513495

yah, but with a dakimakura, you dont run the risk of getting cyphillis

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>>71513524
I prefer cuddling with French-Canadian girls

>>71513486
looks like a weird cat bumblebee

>>71513515
scary

>>71513495
Anon, The only prostitutes in Canada are the ones in Parliament.

>>71513539
You are a crazy man, I envy your courage.

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I'm in ottawa now

This city sucks shit

who wants to play some oblivion

>>71513539
>French Canadian
Wait for it
>
>
>
>Girls

Fake post, French Canadians and girls don't exist.

>>71513608
>I'm in (part of canada) now
>This sucks shit
Yes, we know

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>>71513615

if the stupid game would RUN CORRECTLY

Just came back from my trip to Ottawa.

That city was great.

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>>71513608
Are you the american anon who was asking about it before? I told you there was nothing there

>>71513633
Montreal and Quebec City were great (I'm an American tourist).

*rawrs at your waifu*

^_^

>>71513646
Did you get your ass clacked?

>>71513675

I'll let you off with a warning this time, but dont you EVER do that again

Aha, fancy shmancy Ottawa boy thinks his city sucks!

Come to Fredericton.

>>71513675
*cuts your fucking head off*

>>71513671
What should I do when I go to Montreal? I've never been there before.

>>71513646
Did you like all the homeless drug addicts and the stench of all the buses?

>>71513701
Come to Whitney Pier you fucking mongrel I'll eat your mainlander flesh and feed your nuts to my 'nair beasts.

trash edition

>>71513737
Fuckin' bring it BUD.

>>71513712
The best thing I did was go to the top of Mont Royal at night. Old Montreal is also very cool.

Look at the top 10 things on tripadvisor...that's always spot on. And stay at rhe m-montreal hostel.

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Oh goodness I get to go to Canada twice this year ;D

>>71513701
I'm not from ottawa

>>71513779
I'm not going to be staying in a hotel but I'll remember it in case I ever do

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just got back from my trip to Brampton, Ontario
bit of a tourist trap but very cozy

>>71513816
My condolences

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>>71513134

tfw in less than 2 years I will have to be bilingual to legally shitpost on 4chan from New Brunswick

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OTTAWA

mucdrab just gave me a disease

lets play mario party bois

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This is my waifu, There may be many like her but she is mine and she is just. She's a bit on the heavy side and a bit of a kicker when she get's angry but she's straight as a line when you want her to be and very nice to most people who meet her, She's easy and cheap. But not trashy, She's very pretty to me and seeing the other ones like her putting on extra stuff makes me feel worried. She's reliable and she'll be there for you through hell and high water. She's mine and i'm hers.

>>71513949

>tfw no irl friends to play beerio party 2 with

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Old Quebec is the coolest part of Canada

>>71513994
fire up netplay cannon

>>71514002
You're not wrong.

I wanted to learn French just so I could live there.

>>71514018

>P64k
>good

>>71514042
what is the superior n64 emulator?

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>>71513134
I drew a fox I think

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#wewascaves

>>71514066

none

other than mario 64 and OoT, 64 emulation is still janky as shit

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>>71513770
>Atlantic Canadian beef

GOLDBERG: NB, he's been through a tough camp. Training with some hard, guys, Joe.
ROGAN: He might go Justin Bourque, Mike, but you gotta watch out for NS this kid's got a lot to prove.
GOLDBERG: Very true, joe. And his ground game is VERY dangerous for an up-and-comer.
ROGAN: Yeah tell me about it, I hope NB took his alpha brain, shroomtec sport and drank his hemp-infused kale shake before this bout.

>>71514100
Good thing theres nothing else worth playing thats exclusive to it :^)

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Stay woke and educate urself

>>71514165
Spoopy

>>71514159
Not an argument

>>71514212

its not worth my time arguing with a pleb, so I wont

>tfw no aussie bf

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>>71514268
6 posts early

>>71514170
black nationalists hate jews even more than they hate white people haha

>>71514026
you're more welcome than most canadians then