I walk with this on my tshirt through your country How

noone cares

nothing

we're not americans so we wouldn't care

with sighs of relief when you speak with a German accent

hippies cheer you on and motor scooters chase you

everyone will assault you and beat you to death because you don't even DARE criticizing our oldest and beloved ally AMERICA

>>71463056
Are you in a self-hating liberal urban center? Or in a patriotic rural town?

Urban center people won't care or anti-Americans may congratulate you. Rural town you may be asked to leave any place you go, and the police may be called if you don't comply.

People will come shake your hand and offer you coffee.

>>71463225
pretty much this

possible vatnik
risky

I can imagine an underage edgy kid using this here.
But answering your, no, nothing really happens.

>>71463056
Something something back to back world war champs etc

you will have middle aged males approach you and ask you about your t shirt
be prepared for loaded questions

>>71463056
Some edgy rebel teens would probably say "fuck yeah bro", some old people would give you mean looks. Eventually you will run into someone who either served in the military or knows someone who served. They will give you a lecture about how they or their son fought (and possibly died) for your freedom to wear that shirt. Then, once you reply in a german accent, they will call you a kraut and report you as a potential terrorist. I'm not even joking, I live in a very liberal place and this would still happen. If you did this in the south you would probably get lynched.

noone cares

People would ask whether you have ever seen a Moose and whether you eat your pancakes with maple syrup.

>>71464291
why cant americans handle the banter?

Why are you even here?

>>71463202
>everyone will assault you and beat you to death because you don't even DARE criticizing our beloved overlords JEWS

>>71464423
Because from an early age we are conditioned to be super patriotic and proud of our country. When I was growing up we had to learn and memorize a bunch of patriotic songs. 9/11 also made people very patriotic in the fight against terrorism.

>>71464697
t. Iranian in Argentina

>>71464727
O SAY CAN YOU SEE

no reaction mostly
maybe few smiles
maybe few strange looks
it's not common to show some political signs here

>>71464727
oh i see.
this is completely differnt in germany

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>>71464846
>it's not common to show some political signs here

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>>71463202
best ally

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>>71464727
>>71464847
>tfw after 9/11 everyone suddenly has an american flag flying outside their home

>>71465066
What a beautiful pair !

>>71463056
A slight nod of approval and be on our way.

>>71465302
What about an anti-britain shirt?

>>71465374
Probably the same. I high-five if you walk past a Paki in London.

>>71465374
Yeaaaaah!

>>71463056
"No freedom allowed"

>>71463056
No one would say anything and I'd get arrested later.

>In an Arab neighborhood
Nothing, because they hate America
>In Alsace-Lorraine
Nothing, because they hate America
>In the rest of the country
You will have reflection and people will insult you.

>>71465879
I forgot
>In an FN city
Nothing, because they hate America

>>71465879
>>71465930
I thought french people hated us

>>71463056
Depends on where
>California- people think you're an edgy college student
>Kansas- People think you're a fucking commie

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>>71465879
LITERALLY our best ally

>>71463056
You'll be seen as edgy and might get some dirty looks, but no one cares too terribly much unless you're doing anything else disorderly.

>>71463056
Even if we lost our trust in U.S. People would still say that you may be a "naco" (Faggot)

Truancy officer drops you back off at middle school

connecticut:
Nobody really cares.

>>71464727
iktf desu

>>71463056
In any EU country you'll be showered with approval.

America you'd be laughed at.

No one will care because this is completely normal behaviour.

>>71464727
Nigger, your nation has spent decades terrorising the rest of the world.

>>71463202
but algerians don't like america

get shot

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>>71463202
>everyone will assault you and beat you to death
>that wouldn't happen anyway

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>>71467911
>t. prof. Tyrone Dietcoke "DC" McMuffin

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>>71468900
she looks like the definition of brown, not french

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>>71465145
why do the proudest people have nothing to be proud of?

>>71469002
Good question

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>>71469947
most countries recruit soldiers on the basis of pride
the Finnish Defence Force has recruited 10% of the population based solely on hatred of Russia

>>71468900
that has to be french woman? lmao i'm going to throw up.
pic rel is french qt with the purest french genes you can get

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>>71468900
>>71470233
>tfw no qt french gf
must be real french though

>>71470090
Blame the Russians

>>71466189
no
it's you guys you are always so mean to us

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>>71470487
I love France

>>71463056
no one would care too much but just think you're really edgy

>>71463056
Almost no one cares, though some people will congratulate you

>>71463220
This is the most realistic answer you'll get. Depends on where you are. Are we talking San Fransico where people fuck eachither's butts on children's playgrounds or are we talking west texas

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>>71470597
Just lay off the stereotypes and you're good.
Looney tunes is not a reputable source of information for how the average frenchman is.

>>71463056
most people dont care, some would smile and approve, i would buy you a beer

>>71463056
A few looks and nods of approval everywhere but Alberta. In Alberta you'd get mean looks from people before they retreat into their homes to cry into a pillow for an hour after that exchange.

>>71463220
>Urban center people won't care
I highly doubt it.
Also picture a man with an accent doing this. Won't he get punched or shot in like 30 minutes?

>>71463056
>"oh look another edgy teenager"

>>71473331
Pay debts
>>71473417
OP this is your answer

>>71463056
I would be called a Russian shill most likely.

>>71476215
yeah

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>>71473331
If he has an accent then he will surely be told to go back to wherever he came from, yessir

>>71468172
so what?

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>>71463202
>everyone will assault you and beat you to death because you don't even DARE criticizing our oldest and beloved ally AMERICA

>>71463056
Nothing mostly, but some might think you're pro-China