/asean/

shittiest thread ever

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Meant to post this picture, but you get the idea.

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more like sillypenis mirite

>>71439538
Do you guys still hate Hollande?

>>71439604
who

>>71439596
Thanks for posting that pic, I had been looking for it for a while.

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Mist.

>>71440109
me
t. jeremy layson

I just realized: the stage at that event and the event here look very similar. There was even the interview thing with an audience. The only difference is that here there were four guests instead of three, but one of the guests from Malaysia didn't come.

>tfw most asean are busrider

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>>71440855
would you mind giving me a lift then?

>>71440109
Looks like staged

>>71441782
Yeah they were laid down to the side of the road instead of letting them stay in the middle of it

>>71440109
I wish that person got fired from his job

Have you guys ever done any drugs?

>>71442091
Sure marcostard

That "accident" as your typical brainwahed ka-dds spout all the time
Is actually a fake and staged accident to divert the news from real news

>>71442466
I personally don't know any person irl who has done drugs, including weed

>>71442466
my uncle did weed when he was in HS and college but he's since stopped long ago

my grand uncle sold drugs but stopped when their house burned down and found INC God,now he's a creepy cultist

>>71442881
Dont worry man these people use their brain a 100% but still they sound so autistic.

Post your rightful claies, /asean/

>>71442881
what a fail attempt to shill and role play

>>71442881
if anything the marcostards and dutertard crowd are trying their best to divert the news because of the new DDS confessions

>>71444120
Thats what i am saying bus accident is faked conviently to overshadow lascanas confessions

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Why the fuck are there so many actual qt Filipinas interested in m-

>single moms

FUCK

>>71444408
accidents happen

lascanas need a follow up anyway
we have to wait
no one really thinks that even the anti dutdut crowd

Ching chang ching chang chong fankui, ching chang ching chang chong huana ching chang chiang chang chong tiko.

MALAYSIA BODOH MALAYSIA BOBO MALINGSIA TRULY NIGGA KEKEKEKEK

>>71442466
No. But my neighbors do

I wish only the best to all my neighbouring countries

dasar munafik lo

>>71440109

OST now available

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT1b57Tq5WM

>>71439978
>>71440456
>>71440761
>>71440855
see
>>71443860

Everybody is getting married

>>71448472
In my dream.

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>>71448273
Not exactly clay though.

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Might be just a bunch of self proclaimed we wuz sultans n sheet instead of the entire Philippines though.

>>71440109
That school is near at my house
lol

>>71442466
Yes. Weeds and Meth.
I've stopped when Lord Savior Dut30 got the throne.

>>71448472
My friend got married to a single mom.
He still owes me 1500pesos.

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http://www.marketwatch.com/story/freeport-mcmoran-row-with-indonesia-threatens-global-cooper-supply-2017-02-20

>“We need the financial support from Indonesia to invest in the United States,” Mr. Adkerson said. He said major shareholders such as activist investor Carl Icahn were “very concerned” about the company’s problems in Indonesia.
>“We all want to see Indonesia succeed, but the policies they’re adopting for the mining business are flawed,” he said. “And they’re flawed for them as well as for us.”

Looks like Soros gonna pull 98 riot again lads. Better stock some foods and riot gears.

>>71442466
Prescription drugs yes

Doctors orders

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>>71449884
>Indonesia hurts American
>Trump invades Indonesia

Like pottery, RIP

>>71449884
Isn't the USS George Washington around?
Better get ready for raining Tomahawk followed by North Korea missiles aimed at us before nuclear apocalypse.

pengen ngentot gan

>>71449884
Just like anti-duterte rallies here

>>71450150
Whoever wins the workers and locals still get paid peanuts, such is the curse of natural resources.

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>>71450311
What about Australia?

>>71450200
Stop brewing some shit with Kim Jong Un and help us instead. Will trade Aceh for Najib's help.

>>71450150
>America First
Maybe Trump needs some taste of his own medicine

>>71450336
You mean "I sell rocks to China who turns it to cheap shit for monies and drive property prices skyrocket in Aus/NZ/Canada to buy more meth and go bogan in SEA" Australia?

>>71450354
fucking client cant login at all, its been 3 hours
tried on 3 different computers
reinstalled the game
cleared cache
updated java
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i think is a server problem since someone say its being ddosed so i wait

>>71450424
restart modem, try different browser

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>>71450418
lel

>>71450424
What are you talking about?

>>71450446
>There was power cut in Frankfurt server center and they are keeping servers offline. Apparently if you are in Europe, you are redirected to Frankfurt login servers and it gets stuck because they are down.

>If you have VPN use it to route your internet traffic via USA and you should be able to log in since now you are using american login servers.

have to wait

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>>71450708
work?
maybe i'll nap for later

>>71450733
no idea, still got 1 hour until work, cuz starting to rain a little now

>>71450286
How I wish

Does this general have a disgusting amount of /a/ posters?

y/n

>>71450286
The admin probably close down a mine that's owned by one of their chink oligarch financiers
Without even realising it
And now they are in damage control
Lol

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>i wanna end my wageslavery with mr. Tan
Are Pahjeets a good boss?

really dislike those anime cartoons to be honest not a big fan

IT'S

>>71451208
pajeets are budget chinks, they are so hard to give away their money. they try to bargain for almost anything even you take extra 5 minutes in your 5 minute break (which doesnt make any difference) they will deduct your wage still

>>71451182
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ane pengen ngentot gan

>>71450761
If you're still here,

Just change client language to other, Deutch for me works good. You are welcome :)

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>>>/a/153732146
Literally no one remember Indonesia exist

>>71451386
hahaha ane
macam panggil waiter dekat mamak
ane roti kosong satu teh tarik satu!

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>>71451642
>260 million people
>4th most populous country
>Yet always forgotten

Explain this

Air-conditioning is the best invention.

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>tfw gonna learn how to do Latin American dancing with my lady friend
she said girls like guys that can dance like this ayyyy

>>71451746
Reminds me of that fedora dancing video.

>>71451208
Anyone know the source to the image?

>>71452027
this is intimate dancing though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juj1X-bp_RA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhzdq4HvJvM

>>71452150
Is it advisable to go to Angkor Wat right now?

>>71452150

>>71451270

>>71451642
does major demographic in /a/ filled with SEAmen?

>>71452150
Looks like Tsuruta kenji's artstyle.

>>71451386
pahingi ng kantot?
why?

>Donald Trump has the same blood type as Maaya Uchida and Maria Ozawa
Why is this allowed?

Why don't we have more Thais here?

Kontrol
Kontol
WKWKWKWKWK

>>71451642
Isn't premiere for SAO movie at Indonesia postponed to next Saturday though?

>>71452373
stupid

Senior /asean/ citizen here.
Came back after a few years and found out /asean/ had become a total shitpile where all the posts hold no quality.
As a proud chink, I am quite disappointed desu

>>71452362
They are too busy with sex tourists

>>71452373
>kontol = penis
>kontrol
>only men have penis
>men in kontrol
sexist! that's not what Beyonce would say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmMU_iwe6U

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>>71452338
Maria Ozawa is also 50% leaf.

I am saddened by the current state of my country and will wait for the man who will bring us true salvation, Basuki Tjahya Purnama, to take his deserved seat as the one and only President of Indonesia. Only then will we witness the golden age for our Bumi Pertiwi.

>>71452478
This

>>71452179
They doubled the prices some time ago and I doubt they would ever lower it again. I'd say go see it if you can though it definitely has gotten a little bit more pricey than before.
>>71452273
Thanks pal.

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>White Argentinian: I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all
What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbdyJ_ybSI

>>71452643
Fug de bugs!

>>71452362
Junta censorship but mostly poor understanding of latin runes so we only get that one Thai poster.
>>71452417
Well at least /asean/ is not as much triggered by china compared to 2012/2013. Man Vietnamese posters looks like they will actually slit chink throats for real.

>>71452643
Xenophobic white man hates bugs trying to innovate space travel using rocks.
4 limbed inferior man jelly of arachnid superior space tech, planetary defence and hive mind.
>still using screeches on radio instead of brainwave for battlefield communication

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>>71452802
>Malaysia confirmed Bug colony

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superman is evil

>>71452802
>bugs can accurately hit multiple cities with rocks from light years away
>humans can't even offer decent protective gear to troops and still uses WWI era swarm in numbers tactics
how did we even manage to space travel?

>>71452870
Kek
No wonder they couldnt find missing plane using coconuts

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>>71452925
>tfw drank with Chinese girl last night in her house which coincidentally had a house party
>tfw we spent the entire night talking about shit and casually resting her head on my side and me resting my arm on her leg because she was only wearing short shorts

>>71453685
We all know how this ends. So, who cucked you?

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>>71453685
Superman gets Louis Lane, gets cucked and goes on a mad rampage around the world

>>71453078
>bugs can jack human ships without any fingers or training.
Humans are just terrible space ship builders. That's what happens when you build starships using Fascist Kerbal space program and learn war from Hearts of Iron.

>>71453872
>ynw be born in time for the Galactic Crusade against xenos scum

>>71451642
Why are they posting about chinklaysians?

Anyone else a fan of LWA ?

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>>71453909
>tfw the feels of not being able to remove xeno filth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgs29veFrdE

>>71454063
I'm watching it, at least.

>>71453872
How is KSP fascist? It's highly educational. If only I could get my spaceplanes into orbit, the best I can do is a short suborbital hop.

>>71452478
But what about the accusation that he will sell property and land to Chinese?

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>tfw you will never serve under the infamous imperial guard regiments such as:
>Death Korps of Krieg
>Catachan Jungle Fighters
>Cadian Shock Troopers
>Armageddon Steel Legion
>Elysian Drop Troops
>Tallarn Desert Raiders
>Mordian Iron Guard
>Valhallan Ice Warriors
>Vostroyan Firstborn
>Tanith First and Only

>>71454063
Sort of but I feel the anime series is kinda a letdown

>>71454084
>ynw rape cute eldar women after a victory

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39036643

Kek what the actual fuck are you doing indons?

>>71452690
>Man Vietnamese posters looks like they will actually slit chink throats for real.
Haha, this is actually true.

>>71454205
kek, we all did that when we were kids.

I miss /phil/

>>71454376
I miss Mami Kawada.

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>>71453909
But I want to form my merry band of giant robot mercenary company and stomp across the galaxy.
>>71454094
I mean fascist version of the game.

>>71454376
Until aquino shills starts shitting the thread

>>71454376
I miss pnoychan

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>>71454432
why die when we can put your soul in a robot and serve the Emperor even with your mortal body gone?

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>>71454570
>slow descend into madness
No thanks.
No need to sign contract with the losing side, mercenaries are only loyal to monies.
Although space adventure is fine too.
Freelancer sequel when Microsoft?

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>KFC tonight
>Domino's tomorrow
>McDonald's the day after
How quickly would I get a heart attack?

>>71454801
You can burn it off with some hot sessions of love making with me

>>71454169
The only non foddler imeperial guards are the Tempestus Scions

>>71454205
>Indonesia sex toy mistaken for 'angel'

>>71454801
Its okay since coleslaw and capsicum is already enough for your veggie intake.
>>71454965
>doubting Commissar Cain's Valhallan

>>71452417
I started these threads

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>>71454449
>>71454376
remember those day we didn't know duterte exist and pro marcostards werent paid yet

>>71454205
And this is why we turn to internet for sex advice and porn and by the time you are 18 you probably already watched something like these.
>Anal
>DP
>Lesbian
>Gangbang
And other degenerate fetishes.

>>71455141
Regular guardsmen are simply meatshields

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>>71455356

>>71455468
Not one step back

C I N A K
I
N
A
K

>>71454801
>literally my last months diet
>been waiting for the start of a new semester nearly 2months
>sitting in my house and play vidya and shitpost erryday like neet
>only daily morning warmup routine and swimming once a week
>using my wages as my neetbux buying alacarte McDs, KFCs and my favourite Pizza hut RM15 take away promo
you'll be fine mate

>>71455243
Delet!!'!!

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>>71455243
yeah /asean/ was pretty quiet too i fckin hate flipcentric especially those who worship a literally dead guy. did they play Adele's 'Rolling in the deep' during his funeral?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw

>tfw rain hasn't come since last week

chink genocide when

>>71455721
You are obese

>>71456018
Get in a tank and spawn camp in Battlefield 2.

I want to get /fit/

Stats:
177cm
70kg

Looks good on paper but I have a fat belly

>>71456353
change diet, include more fruits and veggies and do running everyday for an hour, 100 push ups and 100 weight lifts on each arm

>>71456353
lose 3-5 kg

>>71456415
Thanks, I like running but my arms are so weak I can't even do 5 proper push ups

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What to do with ₱450,000?

>>71456353
Eat greek salad and more octopus and fish

>>71456415
As for me, all I need to do is practically nothing. I am always thin no matter how much I eat. That said I tend to lean towards more fruits and olives

is malaysia the one true asia?

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>>71456704
Yes.

>>71456704
We are still missing central asian and russian to complete the collection.

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make taglaog and tagalog culture great again

>>71456936
Sure thing. Now dance

>>71456477
it's always hard to push up at the beginning, but once you do it everyday at least 10x, then you'll be wearing tight shirts in no time

>>71456649
me too tb.h, I just want abs

>>71456936
>tagalog
Hahahahahahahahhahhahahah

>>71457089
If you hate greek salad and olives, you have no taste in food

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could he pass as a local?

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please come back malay-chan

>>71457381
That is very lewd

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please come back malay-chan

>>71457374
You could in tagalog land

>>71457147
>greek salad
Am I the only one who dislikes feta cheese?

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>>71457624
You disgusting heretic

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Can any aseans confirm this is correct? pic related

>>71457664
girls can't have penises

>>71439596
Me on the right

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Alex is a stupid nigger

>>71457797
someone's a bit late to the youtube memes

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>>71457661
Nothing wrong with being heretic, I have pledged loyalty to the Brotherhood of Belacan Connoisseur (BBC) to destroy every other salad.
TL note belacan means shrimp paste.

>>71458046
>Belacan
Are they somehow linked to Bulacan?

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>>71458046
You will not have belacan in your salad. You will have oregano, olives, peppers, cucumbers and tomatoes in your salads

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>eating salad

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>>71458248
You can eat cocks

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>>71457374
Not In bisaya land
Not nigger enough

>>71458119
You can't stop me, my knife is my sword and my faith is shielded by the frying pan. With cooking oil and iron we shall bring justice to the veges.

Anybody have "Gadis Dan Kereta Kebal" poster?

I need it for demonstration purposes

>>71455721
>been waiting for the start of a new semester nearly 2months
Where are you studying that you have 2 months holiday?

>>71458399
How can olives go well with belacan?

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>>71456936
It already is and still is ;-)

>>71458094
I don't think so, there is not much info on exact origin of shrimp paste.

>>71458539
Over here the stuff is called bagoong. I hate it though because it smells bad.

>>71458592
You are not true asean

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>>71458466
If fish sauce works with plenty of salads why not shimp paste? Both are made of seafood.
>>71458592
You are supposed to add just a tiny bit to add flavour.

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>>71458875
Wait.....fish sauce in leafy salad? Kinda yuck

Why dont you all just make 1 big super country? Its not like your individual countries don't have internal ethno wars, whats the harm in upping the scale so that you don't get left behind in the world?

/asean/ recommend me a documentary on your country.

>>71459178
Under The Sun

memek is love and kontol is life

>>71459178
Try looking for that episode of Don't Tell My Mother which was filmed in Manila. It was kind of cool.

>>71459178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwo5rjiIEsQ
please understand tagalog culture

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drunk forever and forever i am drunk

>>71458592
do you like patis?

>>71459357
No. Hindi ako gumagamit ng sawsawan maliban sa gravy.

>>71442999
So strange

>>71459208
>>71459253
>>71459273
Thanks. Here's one on Cambodia's most famous architect, if you're interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM6R69Ev35Q

>>71459404
why not?
your piniritong isda would taste boring

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>>71459178
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8hqkwCuJ0GU

The origin of slum, pagpag culture in the philippines

>>71459423
It's not strange if you can get hanged for selling drugs

>>71459178
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elhfmpYFBD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx5db1mazhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-a0GP2bNQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouBaDxQuEI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-KpTcitrnQ

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>>71459649
Capital punishment is bad

>>71459865
Don't talk to me you drug addict. Shoo...

>>71459176
EU with similar govt and roughly similar level of development on top of half a century of groundwork is struggling so why would you expect it to work here?

>>71459178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG2Mx7Y5vzc

>>71459865
You need to be caught with several pounds of weed or some other drug smuggler level of drugs to get the rope.
We don't go hanging every single person who smoked weed.
Would you let go someone who sells meth to schoolkids?

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best president
>Marcos

best anime
>Macross

please explain these

>>71454740
>FL
hnnnnngh those times when space adventure game still god
when did it gone so wrong

>>71460496
Do you like May'n?

>>71460496
Both wrong tho honeslty

>>71460451
50 mg
thats little as fuck

>>71459865
capital punishment is good
the only thing we need to change is weed since weed is good

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>>71460564
does stellaris count as space adventure?

>>71460135
>agrarian reform but only implement it on those who are against him

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>>71460710
no
that counts as strategy gaming

>>71460613
what does she(he) mean by this

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>>71460761
but you can roleplay the life of an empire surveyor or the exploits of the Admiral of the grand fleet

shagged another 2 asian birds today

both said my nob was big when it's a literal dead average 6 incher

always bemuses me because i know they're a fuck ton of lads out there packing much more heat

>>71461054
but i cant blow up mother ship that has 10 or more battle ship and companion ship with a small size battle ship

>>71461054
Nothing like a torpedo run on a battleship while dodging lazers or being friends with pirates for smuggler roleplay while dodging anti cruise mode missile.

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>>71461149
yes you can,silly mahal-chan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-R9j9z7J-Y&t=20s

>>71458447
degree program in a University. dont know how it works but normally universities (awam/swasta) has longer sem breaks than College (awam/swasta) i took diploma b4 only had 2 weeks off each semester for the whole 3 years

>>71461216
as in maneuvering like in freelancer?

>>71461091
fapped to 3 hentai babes today

>>71460451
true. imo i would never let Selva Kumar roam freely

>>71461252
nice

is it true ur girls crave white man cock

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>>71461246
there's no time for maneuvering from my big beams shooting from my big ships

>>71461308
they want money
tourists have money

2d girls love you for who you are

>>71461327
but i do it many time in free lancer with my medium size space ship

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>>71461465
okay,maybe sometimes

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i like doraemon

>>71461465
My spaceship is bigger than yours

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>>71461646
[spoiler]now im gonna blowup your puki[/spoiler]

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hell yeah registered for rm250 student voucher im going to buy shoes with it

>>71461868
did u retrieve the coupon yet? or u just sign names and shit

>>71461868
High heels?

>>71461868
im gonna buy cheat exam ware with it

>>71461906
no more coupon senpai
they gib money into your bank rakyat debit card

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>>71461906
i dont know when to claim it i just registered

>>71461946
are u talking about br1m or BB1M? if br1m thu account BB1M is the coupon

>>71461954
chck with the office sometimes so they could keep u updated on the retrival date by then ppl will linger around ur campus purchasing the coupon

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>>71461774
that sounds painful

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>>71462043
can i still apply for br1m? I am 20 year old student

>>71462043
BB1M

>>71462057
ok
what word do you prefer for "blowup your puki"?

>>71462149
Yes you dumb nigger

>>71462149
as long u have the 'student' status and still in Uni

>>71462159
rlly then i guess ill chck my acc. later

>>71462176
rude dont treat my fellow countrymen like that

>>71462209
She doesn't love me

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>>71462176
dont talk to me ever again

so, just fill in form in bank rakyat website?

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>>71462337
yes

>>71462337
after you register

if you are above 18 you need to photo copy your IC and student ID and bring to a bank in your chosen area

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>>71462159
does it matter what it's called?
you'd still do it anyway

>>71462322
I am sorry. Please forgive me ;-;

>>71462420
how could i cash it?

>>71462439
and you'd still enjoyed it since i do it tenderly to please you
>>71462456
atm

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if you are student taking bb1m you cant get br1m

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>>71462477
because I enjoy your company

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Redpill me on the EU Flipbong. I need it now

>>71462661
Ooga booga where the wimmin at

>>71462530
creating site
any names i should consider>
>>71462661
europa universalis is the best game

anyone here play toram online?

>>71462793
i can play if you pay for my internet mobile subs

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>>71462711
Inside my dick. Come and get it

>>71462788
Very good. I'll remember

>>71462788
pertamax

>>71459625
Do only white people with shitty hair go to flipland? Fug.

>>71462861
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are Indons really going full ''burka burka''?

>>71463174
na m8

also are you a gypsy
if yes, do you consider yourself white?

>>71463174
no...? im pretty sure indonesia is pretty loose in terms of religion since many of them convert to christians so they won't wear hijab without being condemned as an apostate

>>71462559
>tfw mistakenly quote others
sorry loaf

>>71463226
I'm not.. Yes i'm white.

perhaps too white, mother always tells me to stay more in the sun.

Also what's going on in Malaysia?

Heard you had a ''pro-Sharia'' rally. What's up with that?

>>71463403
Are you also a female by any chance?

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>>71463465
Do not worry, in malaysia, non muslims have free reign to do all the haram stuff, like eating pork

>>71463472
I'm cute....but not female, no

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>>71461091
sex tourists public lynching when?

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>>71463568
Good enough 0w0

Now redpill me on your protest

>>71463598
Hopefully soon, lad. Puts a bad light on us kano that are monogamous.

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>>71463598
impale sex tourist?

>>71463738
rip miriam

>>71463174
No they are going to clash with Uncle Sam for rights to the world's biggest gold mine >>71449884
EU better get ready for refugees when Trump goes on his first liberation.
>>71463465
Sharia have been around for hundreds of years even during colonialism era.
Long story short a political party proposed their version and thus called upon their supporters to make a rally.

>>71463639
>Politicians steal
>People protest

No conspiracy, it's the shitty thieves who pretend there is one.

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>>71463879
Are those thieves the Communist Party?

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>>71463323
speaking of loaf,I think my cheese sandwich is done

>>71460613
pls come back online

>>71463960
Mostly yes

>>71464072
Please post noods :3

>>71464111
I know a Romanian guy from my neighbor uni that isn't too fond of communism given what it did to the Romanian people. It is quite sad when he is in a course where everyone is either a Marxist or a socialist

Also, what would you do if I steal something from you?

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>>71464042
i can give you mayonnaise for your cheese sandwich

>>71464174
Eh, the new guys are hardly ideological believers.

When it suits them their hardcore believers in the free-market and privatization.

Their just populists idiots promising bigger salaries AND fewer taxes, at the same time.


try and get it back?

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>>71464269
So they are basically....jews?

How can you get virginity back?

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Hey fellow Malaysian, can someone give me a quick rundown on RUU355?

I see it everywhere on my twitter feed, fb etc. yet I'm still clueless.

>>71464316
Jews are smart, they're just idiots.

Sneaky anglo bastard.

>>71464331
more power to islamic law enforcer
which makes this thing juicier after the case of muslim husband and wife suing JAWI for raiding them in a hotel.
search pasangan suami isteri saman jawi

>>71464396
Well, they are still running the government and for the jews, they are behind everything

Hehehehe :3

It is stolen forever now.

>>71464331
https://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akta_Mahkamah_Syariah_(Bidang_Kuasa_Jenayah)_1965

Basically just proposal to amend the current law to increase the penalty. That's all. We already amended it twice, in 1984 and 1989 and there's no hoohaa at the time because no one in either side (gov or oppo) politicised it.

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>>71464434
>>71464521
Not really a big deal innit?
Is this one of the things that got blew out of proportion just because GE is just around the corner?
Malaysia need to grow out from this kind of politics.

>>71464521
>>71464785
Only 3 amendment is proposed

Max 3 years jail > Max 30 years jail
Max RM5,000 fine > Max RM100,000 fine
Max 6 strokes (conventional) > Max 100 strokes (islamic)

Yeah some people forget that shariah court in Malaysia mainly deal with marriage, divorce and child support. Nowadays the max RM5,000 fine for not paying child support is even lower than the child support itself so some just pay the fine to get out of paying the child support.

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>>71464201
Ladies choice™?
bud dum tss

>>71465004
should i be offended ?

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>>71464968
Thanks, I always lurk /pol/ but now that I see lots of Malaysian posting here I should come to /int/ after this.

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>>71465291
/pol/ is bad for your health

>>71465291
Interesting, another fellow malaysian in UK. Admittedly....I had been quite indifferent to malaysian politics for a long time now

>>71465152
>ham spread
reeeeee

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>>71465575
so sorry

>>71465396
Only on cripplechan.

>>71465739
>>71465739
>>71465739
New thread

>>71461091
They say that to every guy lol

C