NEETs, stop wasting time on 4chan and come work to Czech Republic,

Not white so I'm not qualified.

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>>71425696
Sounds like you need hard working immigrants

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Ok, wanna buy a phone btw.??? Or a car, new one, German, you will love it.

>>71425723
What color?

>>71425696

>and come work to Czech Republic

can I work in czech hetero porn with a 3 inch wiener?

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>>71425790
Yes but not long

>>71425729
They also have to be literate and non-muslim

I am going to Germany and there is nothing you can post to make my atheist ass change it's mind.

>>71425790
The guy in the Czech casting thing has a fucking tiny dick I'm sure they would love you

>>71425969

ok, thanks mister british guy that looks at the guys penis when watching porn.

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>>71425969
>has a fucking tiny dick

Compared to whom?

>>71425917
>another Turk wants to move to Germany

Why would I stop you?

I don't like the Czech language, so I can't sorry

Do I have to speak completely fluent Czech and can I work in Prague? The last is very important because outside of the main city its third world

>>71425696
I'm 30 years old and white, how do I immigrate?

>>71425917
He said we need white ones

>>71426585
I am greek.

>>71425859
>it's the czechcasting poster
hey you're my favourite

I'm 1/16 Navajo so not white?

>>71425696
dude, OStrava is full of unemplyeed. So many Chech is working in Bielsko Biala. You realy need more hand to work?

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how hard is it to buy a gun in czech country? are there blackmarket vendors at Autobahn stops?

Honestly Czech Republic seems really nice

atheistic, not too poor, nice environment, not overcrowded, guns, some nice cities

is it easy to move there? i don't know a word of Czech

What is your spaghetti policy?

>>71425696

>white

aw shucks. Let me call my Argentine friends.

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>>71426900
Czech language is really funny for us, ahuj, pićko aćko srićko dobry kokot ne je zle

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>>71426382
>fluent Czech

No.

>can I work in Prague

Probably not, most of the jobs are outside the city. But Czech Republic is small so it doesn't take long to get to Prague.

>>71426411
Claim asylum saying you were bullied by muslims in Canada.

>>71426633
How does that help your case?

>>71426727
American Indians are ok but you have to do Vinnetou impression

>>71426764
Czechs don't move for work

>>71426818
Not as hard as other countries although there are psycho-checks and the exams and examiners are ordered to fail people as much as they can.

>>71426900
>is it easy to move there?

No idea. It probably takes quite some time.

>>71426979
ketchup with spaghetti is a local delicacy

>>71427024
We accept everyone whiter than a gypsy.

>>71426900
Really easy to move here because of EU, Oh wait :DDD
>>71426818
Breivik tried to get a gun here because he believed some memes BBC was spreadying and failed to get one.
>>71426764
People in Ostrava are basically orcs. Also they speak the most disgusting accent ever.

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>>71427092
>Really easy to move here because of EU, Oh wait :DDD

We're still in the EU until March 2019 at the very least

>>71427068
>Not as hard as other countries although there are psycho-checks and the exams and examiners are ordered to fail people as much as they can.

If I bring enough euros do you think I can bribe them? So overall I cannot just cross the border, buy a gun and fuck off? There is a bureaucratic process involved? Goddamnit czechia you were my last hope

>>71425696
on my way

>>71427200
Hej Dyad'ko, co tam nowego?

>>71427068
so maybe work should move to people. My uncle from Frydek Mistek is swearing on chech government Do You Thing only big cities and its immigrant deserve for good job and good salary. Dude...so many czech is working in Poland in Bielsko Biała,but they used to travel throuh the border every day...at least my moravian Friends

>>71427035
well at least you Slavs have the decency to use the Latin alphabet

fuck learning Cyrillic

>>71427220
powna dupa

>>71427305
I learned cyrillic in one hour.
>>71427311
A to chujowo. Miłego dnia, tak czy owak

>>71427092
Bohemians mentality make me sure that such unloyal scumbag is really subhumans. Silesia Slovakia and Moravia is superior to You

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>>71427260
>work should move to people

Good luck making those people move to Moravia. The factories are already built.

>>71427182
>trying to bribe the examiners

Not really a good idea.

Why are there so many Czech prostitutes and pornstars?

>>71427369
>I learned cyrillic in one hour.
hmmm yeah I wonder why, slavomir slavovic

>>71427515
You guessed my name, I'm Slawomir

>>71427369
dzieki, anon

>>71427200
Already have the pick and showel ready for you

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>>71427508
Opportunity. We have porn companies and foreign porn companies like it here.

>>71427515
I learned cyrillic also. admittedly not in 1 hour. Took me 2 days. It's really not as hard as it might look.

>>71427182
no, you need to live here for 10 years, have a permanent residency here and then take all the tests. And everything is in Czech inclouding the tests about laws, so good luck. Also you can only buy guns that you could buy in your home country anyway.

>>71427786
thanks for your response. is there any way I can get around all that? czechia is said to be a weapons paradise here, almost like some desert basar.

>>71427673
okay, who are the victim?

>>71427872
No.
Also as >>71427092 said, Breivik failed to get them illegally here and not for lack of trying.

It kinda is a weapon paradise, but we have no reason to arm immigrants.

>>71427901
Electrical wires and gas tubes on a building site :DD

>>71425696
ok))

>>71428276
Mongoloid hordes need not apply

>>71427718
тypкeн payc

>>71428276
No moving to Karlsbad though

>>71428846
why
my granny lived there when she was a little kid

>>71425696
You can also be yellow if you're hardworking enough

What kind of work can you do in Czechia?

I know Dutch, French and English

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>>71429011
We don't want to make the ghetto bigger than it is

>>71429295
IT, factory work.