>today's my birthday >tfw I've had no real friends

try walking into the ocean.
Maybe your dead body will end up in china who knows

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>>71417503
Choking on a snail.

happy birthday anon
we love (You)

>>71417503
Friends are overrated, stop thinking about it

>>71417503
happy birthday

Declare las malvinas son argentinas within earshot of a brit.

>>71417503
Activate made in heaven and reset the universe

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>>71417570
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>>71417595
thanks lads, but I'd like some proper friends, like the ones I had throughout my teens.
don't even know why I stopped talking to them.

Tie your feet together with rope and jump off a cruise ship.

>>71417946
it goes both ways, usually anyway