I'm an American and I'm here to answer all your questions

>>71408915
No, I'm here to answer all of YOUR questions about the united states.

If you could exterminate the population of a single USA state, which one would you choose?

why do americans wear shoes at the pool?

>>71408930
No, I'm here to answer all of YOUR questions about the united states.

>>71408915
Don't you mean the Divided Slaves of Amerikkka?

>>71408946
california

>>71408947
we

>>71408955
Kkkanada

>>71408946
California
>>71408947
I actually do, and it's because I hate wearing sandals/flip flops

>>71408967
I celebrate Easter

>>71408972
get out

>>71408972
we don't*

yes i have a quesoion why arent you white

Why is Texas the best state?

Why did you betray Saddam Hussein?

>>71409033
I'm mostly of Italian descent, so I'm essentially black.

>>71409064
Best is subjective, but I like it because it's conservative

>>71409081
We were friends?

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>>71409081
>tfw personally took place in the invasion that eventually led to his arrest and execution

>>71409110
>We were friends?
yeah

>>71409203
any of your friends died for jews?

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What happens here?

>>71408915
It's magnitude aside for a moment, but what is the source of all that stupidity?

>>71408946
I would exterminate all the southern states, but if I'm just limited to one then Georgia.

>>71408947
Because it's polite

>>71408955
>>71408967
A FUCKING LEAF

Where are you aiming your nukes?

>>71409310
Chyna

>>71409281
sheer boredom

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>>71409310
Nice try, Ivan

I'm here in America on vacation and everyone claps at the end of the roller coaster rides.

>>71409388
And at the end of movies in the theater

>>71408915
Are americans fat?

>>71409410
We prefer the term large and in charge.

>>71409410
there aren't as many fat people here as people on /int/ would lead you to believe

but in walmart there are many

>>71409388
What about when they leave restaurants?

Do your lefties reject to sing national anthem and respect your national flag?

>>71409467
Too full to clap.
>>71410094
sometimes

What are some of the best places to visit to experience the things America has to offer? Not the touristy areas

>>71408950
No, I'm here to answer all of YOUR questions about burgers

>>71408946
Washington state would probably be best to chose. I understand those saying California though.

>>71409281
The loudest are the dumbest. The smartest didn't care enough and now its too late.

>>71408915
Will Trump allow me to head over there?

Dual UK-US citizen here. Spent my first 30 years in Britain and married and American and moved to the States. Ask me anything.

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>>71409246
faggotry
https://youtu.be/WAlWrT5P2VI

This is what it is like there

>>71410094
yes

>>71411607
The local Walmart

>>71411707
Where'd you meet her

t: uk citizen

>>71411707
Are you missing marmite, and beans on toast?

>>71411774

At the office. She was an expat in out London office.

>>71411778

>marmite

vile stuff

>beans on toast

more of a tinned ravioli on toast man

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>>71411865
>more of a tinned ravioli on toast man

On twitter I see lots of Americans mention they hate whites, blame whites or white privilege. Is it actually mainstream to think like this?

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>>71411865
I want american wife desu

>>71411950
You'd take any wife that would have you.

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>>71411938
It's part of our pop culture now. Electing trump was part of the mainstream's reaction and fight against the new pop culture.

It's way more prevalent than it should be.

>>71411950
Well when are you going to come over and take one?

>>71411919

You should give it a go, anon

>>71411950

Worked out well. I got to move to the states.

What do you think of Europe ?

>>71411666
SATAN PLEASE TEACH ME THE SECRETS OF DELICIOUS BURGER

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What is this?

>>71412276
Looks like bachelor chow.
Where'd you find it?

>>71412276
Oh man, what is that? A pepper in a jar?

But yeah, looks like some sort of garbage bachelor chili you make and freeze to feed yourself over the course of a week.

>>71412351
Looks like tomatoes, but then it'd be a waste of everyone's time to put tomatoes in a jar.

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>>71412311
>>71412351
Ok, thanks. These are bits from a very popular American youtube chef.

What happens in whis webm?

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>>71409246
Leftist faggotry in the big cities (Portland, Salem, Eugene, Ashland), rednecks, logging, and cattle everywhere else. Californian invaders are trying to take our guns, we need to build a wall on our southern border.

t. Oregonfag

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>>71412407
>What happens in whis webm?
A dude eats a spoonful of mayonnaise.

It's funny because mayo can really gross some people out with the idea of eating it plain.

Also also there's shit like pic related

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>>71412407
Things fat people do.
I've seen this guy before, albeit on another board. I don't watch Youtube.

His content is basically "Let's add entire fucking packages of shit into a pot." Like really, it's not even cooking at that point, you're just mixing everything into a mystery hotpot and hoping you're not the guy who pulls a shoe out of the soup.

>>71411607
Costco is essentially the best symbol of American consumerism.

The food court is pretty much American food at its best for the cheapest price.

>>71411707
Is it true what they say about London Fog?

I heard that despite movies made about Britain, it isn't a sunny place with good weather at all.

Like I heard it is hard to get good sunlight in Britain.

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>>71412455
>>71412463
I see you are well informed about the ways of Ja/ck/. My questions have, thus, been answered. Thank you. Have a happy Jack, eating some Italian flatbread.

>>71411607
A Waffle House in the Florida panhandle at 2 AM.

>>71411865
Do good fish and chips exist in America?

Do you even give a shit about fish and chips or is this British stereotype false?

>>71412463
>Like really, it's not even cooking at that point
no doubt. Really, you should only try the "Add everything to one big pot and cook it" a few times before you realize that it turns everything into one big blob of similar taste and texture.

Eventually you learn to cook some things in a pan and to do various things before, possibly, combining them all to finish cooking.

>>71412486
But costco is literally one of the best places to buy good food at a good price.

I remember Sam's Club, when I was growing up, was more like what you were describing, mostly huge pallets of soda pop and novelty gumball machines and shit to buy.

But at costco, lots of good food, winter jackets in stock when it gets cold. It's generally all just pretty good.

I would say nearly any mall would be a better example of our "consumerism." Full of kiosks that sell you absolute bullshit. The kiosks at costco sell cellphone dataplans and HVAC services.

>>71411938
Blame tumblr for allowing all the freaks to gather.

Good thing Yahoo is going bankrupt soon and then they won't be able to afford to run the server costs for tumblr and then tumblr 404s and all the freaks will have no place to go to for a while.

>>71412501
>Is it true what they say about London Fog?

London fog was an actual thing caused by pollution in early industrial era. Air is significantly cleaner now.

>it is hard to get good sunlight in Britain.

pretty accurate, tbqhwyf

>Do good fish and chips exist in America?

Yes, though I've yet to find it with mushy peas

>Do you even give a shit about fish and chips

If you go to the seaside or are a lower class person who goes to the chippy often, then yes.

>>71412407
He's not that popular.

Food Wishes is a popular American youtube chef.

That guy you mentioned on the other hand is a horrible chef. He is just a meme because some people claim some of his cooked meat looks raw.

>>71412594

second half of this was meant for >>71412517

>>71412561
But many malls are dying in America.

How are malls a good example of our consumerism when malls are being abandoned in America due to Amazon, etc?

Meanwhile, Costco remains stable.

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>>71412601
>He's not that popular.
Wrong.

>>71412624
Yeah, but when you say "american consumerism" do you really mean.. food, socks, winter jackets, cellphone plans, tennis shoes, emergency car kits (tire inflater, blanket, first aid kit, etc) and the other stuff? I mean they have a couple things, like a giant teddy bear, but it's mostly very normal needed stuff.

Please don't answer me.
If you do, I'll become a superintendent.

>>71408915
1. Do you usually drink pipe water, filter pipe water, or purchase water for drinking?
2. Why is Beverly Hills separated from the city of Los Angeles, even though it is fully surrounded by it?
3. Are there places to live, like owning or renting an apartment, in Los Angeles Downtown? Or is it only skyscrapers?
4. Tell me about Compton. Is it really dangerous?

>>71412732
Yo.

>>71412742
Can't answer your other ones, but I personally drink only triple-filtered tap water and look down upon others who don't do as such. Buying water is faggotry.

>>71412742
>1. Do you usually drink pipe water, filter pipe water, or purchase water for drinking?

Depends where you live. In some places the tap water is nice, in some places it's not great, and in some places tap water is not actually for drinking and should not be consumed. This is more common if you live way out in the sticks, and you're either bringing in water or trying to drill a well that produces safe water.

>3 questions about LA
meh.

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>>71412795
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
I'm a superintendent now!!!

>>71412742
1. I drink pipe water because we have really clean water where I live. I've tried the pipe water in other parts of the country and it's fucking disgusting.

2. Most American cities were much smaller when they were founded, then the urban sprawl happened after WWII and big cities ate smaller cities that were nearby. Some integrated, some did not, that's why there's cities within cities.

3. Probably. In my city's downtown there are apartment buildings, but it's incredibly expensive. And it's not uncommon for skyscrapers to have residential sections in them too.

4. Compton is now mostly Mexican from what I've heard. Probably still dangerous to anyone who isn't Mexican. Mexicans and blacks hate each other, but since blacks abort all their babies and Mexicans don't, the Mexicans are outpopulating them in many traditionally black areas.

>>71408915
Who is your best ally?

>>71412742
No one wants to live in Downtown LA except hipsters or people trying to scam people to rent their expensive apartments because Downtown LA is really noisy.

Anybody with money lives away from Downtown and commutes to work if their workplace is in Downtown LA.

And yeah, Compton is dangerous. Any ghetto in LA remains dangerous but it isn't majority black like you believe it to be.

This is because the Mexicans are actually kicking the blacks out of previously black dominant areas and I'm no joking.

The press has reported how the Mexican gangs have been successfully winning turf wars from black gangs so yeah.

A good example of LA ghettos are still dangerous is USC students having to watch out commuting to school and then commuting back to their dorms because they may end up getting killed since USC was built near a fucking ghetto.

>>71412870
Japan currently holds the most American debt not China so I guess Japan is America's best ally right now.

>>71412870
Canada

>>71412870
Morocco

>>71412870
Japan. Borders are under control. Good, mutually beneficial trade relations. They bought F-35s from us without bitching about them.
What's not to love? They literally never do anything wrong.

>>71412428

rude

>>71412870

france
canada
Nippon

>>71413297
I love you too, burgerbro

my questions
>how far do you consider 'too far to drive to work'?
>how much money do you spend on gaz each month?

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Why is Arizona objectively the best (and whitest) border state?

>>71413378

too far would probably be somewhere that would take longer than 45 minutes to get to. Maybe...25 miles or more?

>how much money do you spend on gaz each month?

depends where you live, gas is either kinda cheap, or like $4.30/gallon, sometimes its really expensive everywhere. I think on average, most people pay at least $60 a month communting/travelling

>>71408915
.

>>71408915
How often does American news talk about Europe, and different European countries?
Is Europe something that is regullary present in US mainstream news?

>>71413651
No, and honestly we don't care. Keep up the genocide of white yuropoors, Hans. You cucks deserve it more than anyone else.

>>71408915
Is Windows 10 botnet?

What is your SAT score?

>>71413439
Border states aren't white anymore, we fix that over the years, now make me a quesadilla mija

How's America mediums talk about China...

>>71408915
will I get beaten if I visit your country?

>>71414080
It doesn't really come up outside of trade deals. Chinknipgooks are typically considered to be alright guys though.

>>71414109
No. We (especially Trump supporters) love Russia. Don't believe the gommie media.

How about our government?

>>71414196
Hong Kong is never mentioned in any context, even outside the media.

You won't here much about the Chinese government either, but most people think it's pretty totalitarian.

>>71414254
*hear much

Well I'm using VPN... I'm not from HK. But HK is very arrogant in China. Thank you!

>>71414350
No problem, Chen.

Also, if you ever visit America, pls avoid California. Most Chinese and Asians end up there for some reason. It's our worst state by far.

>>71414109
I have nothing against Russia or its people.
I imagine most working adults don't like Russia, but have nothing against Russian people.
But really, sane people don't blindly trust the media. The media acts as if it's some sort of incorruptible bastion of truth that's never wrong, but evidently over 50% of the country saw through their bullshit.

is u gay???!?!

>>71408915
Why all states can't have their own Olympic delegations just like Hong Kong and Taiwán which are part of China?