Can I make this work? >Move to Sweden >Claim that I feel

>>71396398
The crown, ask for the crown. Tell them they are being racist for not crowning you king

you'll never know unless you try, also get extra tan before going and don't forget to scream alluh akhbar after every 5 words.

Money and swedish men

>a lazy spaniard

Who'd have thought ?

I also want asylum in Sweden.

Do I need to throw my passport and degree away?

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>>71396398
If you were accompanied by a horde of Spaniard muslims, then maybe. But you probably wouldn't. You're likely not white enough.

>>71396451
Brilliant.
>>71396458
I can tell them I am actually transracial and I identify with my 1/1000 Muslim ancestor
>>71396492
Come with me

>>71396398
>>71396476
I actually planned to do that in london, claim some stupid opression bullshit or that i flee from mexico becuz trumps scare me, could i succeed?

Yes I'm thinking about doing the same

Is it true refugees get real, normal appartments in Sweden? Because if that is my case I'm gonna stop shaving and learn to chant in arabic like the muezzin of Mecca himself.

Here those whose status is pending are living in warehouses with military beds here, those who were actually granted asylum can sleep with 5-10 others in a room in bunk beds.

>>71396617
>>71396530
>>71396492
Ok, we should start a refugee threat on /int/. And then we'll all go to Sweden.

Males only. Remember: no English.

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>>71396552
>>71396617
>>71396675

Join Nederbro and me.

>>71396685
Making the thread

>>71396685
I'm not tanned,
can I go too?
I really really like swedish effeminate boys

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A Dutch journalist bought a Syrian passport with our Prime Minister Mark Rutte on it.

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>>71396675
Nah, they get shitty one room module houses built. Pretty inexcusable, since there's been a housing deficit in Sweden for years, and now they're building houses left and right tbqh.

>>71397061
Waiting for the thread !

THREAD
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>>71397253
They're getting their own houses??
That's even better than a simple appartment