How do you take your body temperature in your country? We'd

>>71374296
same

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>>71374296
my mom use to stick it up my butt, it kind of felt good.

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>>71374296
Stick this in the armpit and wait 5 minutes.

same
>>71374445
BARRRRRRPPPPPPPP

>>71374296
stick it in our mouth under our tongue

we also use some other thing for the temperature that goes in our ears

>>71374326
Hmmm... I went to the doctors when I was a kid in the US
and they stuck it in my ear for just a few seconds and it was done
I thought this way was common in the US

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>>71374296
We make an offering to the Wizard baby and then apply a band of paper on him.
He'll resonate with the person you wish to know the temperature and displays it.

>>71374445
I lubed up a thermometer and stuck it up my girlfriend's anus a few weeks ago.

To to perfectly honest, it was hot. The muscles of her butt twitched a little when the cold thermometer entered her body.

8/10 (minus points for cleanup and boredom during the time it had to heat up and register the temperature), would recommend for couples.

I stick it under my tongue.
More accurate i think, but armpit also works if I have a really bad cold and cant breathe trough my nose.

>>71374694
Next time lube it up with icey hot.

I'd stick the thermometer in my ass, then wait until the thing beeps, so a minute or two.

I kinda miss the old thermometers with mercury in it.

>>71374639
How does that work

We look for the hotness in the head

>>71374694
For what purpose

I cannot get pregnant

>>71375029
To check her body temperature. She had a slight fever. Rectal temperature is a bit higher than oral, because it is closer to the body's "core."