>a french man tries to speak English to me >"UHHHH...

>>71357911
NIGGERS

Perhaps if you attempted learning another language, you'd know why.

t. not even Quebecois or Chinese

>>71357967
t. Pierre Wang

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>>71357911
>English man tries to speak French
Oh wait they don't they lack the mental abilities to learn another language.

>>71357911
Gauls are not human.

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>>71358007

Girls love our French accent, you make fun of us, we steal your wifes

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>Anglos in charge of learning languages

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why do niggas speak french?

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>>71358123
Why do brazilians speak portuguese

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>>71358060
Fuck off we're not germans, We're french. We're as unique as you are in Europe.
>>71358123
Because they have better taste than angl*s

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>>71358123
France had a colonial empire that spanned the globe at one point.

After losing almost all of their North American possessions, you can see in the left map that many of the French colonies that remained were in Africa well into the 20th century. After decolonization during the 20th century, many former French colonies still spoke French and also maintained ties to France. A good part of the Francophonie consists of France's former colonies. While some former colonial possessions no longer speak French, it's quite common for the educated or those in business to speak French as a second or third language. You can even find some people who speak French as a second language in Lebanon and Vietnam, despite being under French control for a relatively short period of time.

So, if you actually look at the number of French speakers globally, you find a considerable number in francophone Africa. Even if we were to assume that a small number of them were educated enough to work in an academic capacity, statistically, you would find a significant number of them in such a position.

Assuming you are posting a screenshot from your own university, I'd also like to add that when francophone Africans (or those of the Caribbean) emigrate from their countries, naturally they will prefer a country that also speaks French. In many cases, this will be France, but it could also be Canada.

In summary:
- France had a large colonial empire
- many former colonies still speak French
- most French speakers actually live outside of France, and a considerable number are in Africa
- francophone emigrants prefer to choose countries which also speak French
- the result is that it is not uncommon to see francophone Africans in France

Thank you for reading.

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>>71358190
i can speak spanish too

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>>71357967
>>71358260

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>>71358307
With a proper accent, I assume?

>>71358260
>Assuming you are posting a screenshot from your own university,

Fuck, forgot to delete this part from the copypasta.

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>>71358360
no but you will understand me without problems

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>Allo ughhh excuse me ughhh where is ughhh zuh tow-air bridge ughhh please?

>>71357911
Because, you see, English, being bastardized French, puts them in the challenge of having to think with an inferior mind -that is, the mind of someone who has to speak bastardized French, aka, English- so they cannot just speak like a normal human being.

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>>71358382
Post vocaroo then

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>>71358409
too shy to do it

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>>71358390
>Oi mate, just fill me fanny up wiv yar big prick
>O yeh lad that's fookin great
>Coll me agen, you 'eard me ?
British girls are the least sexy sounding females on earth.

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>>71358440
I understand.

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>>71358506

> ?

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>>71358615
>?

>>71358615
Sorry, I guess you never met an actual female.
My bad.

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>>71358525
gimme a hug now

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>>71358506
>wiv

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>>71358007
wtf is this comeback you bring shame on us

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>>71358680
I ran out of autistic pepes

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>>71358664

> S o r r y , I g u e s s y o u n e v e r m e t a n a c t u a l f e m a l e .
> M y b a d .

Quebecers are just as bad as French people when it comes to speaking English.

https://youtu.be/0kyTRd-Hrz0?t=17s

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>>71358701
Fuck off Oliver. Go back to Cornwall

>>71357911
try saying "pão"
"mão", "chão", heck, even "São Paulo".

anglophones and never trying to learn other languages.....

>>71358007
The story I constantly hear is that you faggots hate it when foreigners try to speak French.
I've literally never once heard of you ass-clowns being encouraging.

>>71358962
Cornish people are related to Bretons, and therefore are French.

Aren't the British technically part-French?

>>71358260
20 years of empire.. wow

>>71359566
And the story I constantly hear is that all Americans are fat gun nuts that can't get enough of Jesus and shit their pants, yet it's not true
So stop believing every fucking stereotype, it's actually the opposite we usually don't like when people speak English to us without even trying French, when they assume we speak English

>>71360088
Cornish are alright.

>>71360170
NO, DON'T SAY THAT, YOU FOOL, THEY WILL SCREAM...!

>>71360088
The bretons would like to disagree. they are not french

>>71360782
Lol they can hope

I like France and French.

Dont listen to OP, he's probably monolingual.

>>71358260
Who didn't?

>20 years or so
Oh. France.

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>>71360817

Nah, I love France.

>>71358260
So basically; the only real colonies the French were able to establish were niggers and even then everything blew up in their faces
>>71360728
>NO, DON'T SAY THAT, YOU FOOL, THEY WILL SCREAM...!
no one denies that, i take pride in being pseudo french :3