Why don't America have ultras or supporter clubs?
For such a rowdy onoxious people, Americans are oddly enough literally seated even in NHL or NFL games. Then the post-game brawl is just two fatties shoving each other in the parking lot
He's never been to a Raiders or Eagles game, I take it.
>be hooligan
>get shot
Too fat lol
>>71339290
This is the most plausible explanation so far.
>throw flare
>get shot
>kick police
>get shot
>throw Molotov
>get shot
>>71339290
>be Australian
>lose war to birds
>come home and find gf in bed with a chink
>get bitten by a poisonous spider
>die
>be american
makes sense, given that Stadium Sniper is an actual thing there
>stands up
>GO RA-
>SIR. I AM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SIT DOWN
>okay
>>71339290
>>71339439
>land of the free