Is your country taking part in this year's Eurovision?

>>71337253
Better to you. This contest is shit.

Why does Italy even bother going

>>71337253
>Australia in Eurovision
What the fuck?

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>>71337253
Straya??

>>71337314
>>71337317
They bring the bantz

>>71337253
We pay for it every year and always end up in the last three spaces, we should just stop going and let the Scandis pay for it since they like it the most.

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what are you lot even gonna do about it

Yugoslavia only split up so it could get more Eurovision entries.

>>71337374
Yeah, do a Brexit out of this contest and then while you're at it do a Brexit out of LIFE.

>>71337394

Scoobystralia is always welcome

>>71337442
Don't worry Germ you can pay for the contest

>>71337253
why is russia so small?

>>71337504
Because grey thingy on the right is KAZAKHSTAN you nig nog wanka

>Turkey still not in

why :(

Why doesn't the Vatican partecipate?

>>71337253
australia confirmed european

>>71337253
Who invited the abos?

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>>71337396
kek

>>71337253
Why has Liechtenstein never participated?

we were meant to only be in it once as a one off sort of thing

this will be the third fucking time. jesus.

>>71337253
>EUROvision
>australia
>Israel
>turkey
>morroco

>>71337253
Yes, as part of the Big5. You'll find us in the last places no matter the quality of our songs, EuroMafia will do it again as always.

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>>71339001
How much do you hate Ukraine?

>>71337253
I would like to see us disqualified of the contest before it even start.

We're sending these three. Except there now older.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of13TquCUPQ

Eh i would've gone with those retarded punk singers but instead we got this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipK0AH-6Dis

>>71339001
You need to get out while you can, the Eurovision song contest has become a joke and a laughing stock. It's already too late for us, we have to enter because we make the biggest financial contribution to the show - along with Germany, France, Italy and Spain.

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>>71337253
A boring song which will be lucky not to finish in last place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkNQIShMZfY

>>71337396
Actually Yugoslavia splitting up was an Anglo conspiracy to divide their national football team into teams small enough for England to win against them

>>71339213
We don't know what they are going to sing yet. Here some live cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHHI9kqDhQA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpESkcTVdkk

Any act this year that isn´t destined to fail/mediocre talented or boring?

>>71339526
Now that is some shit. English songs in the grand prix should be banned again

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>>71339751
You need to sing in English to have a chance at winning the thing.

>>71339751
This, it's more fun when everyone brings something unique in their own language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43GWoVxRk2Y

(yes it's swedish, finlandssvensk to be more precise)

>>71339835
Or Dutch

>>71337253
There are more wogs here than in Greece, the real question is why is Israel taking part?

>>71339330
Stop sending shitty songs and you might fare better.

>>71337374
We are going to come last this year because politics.

>>71339892
Statistically you have the biggest chance of winning when you sing in Dutch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FasfUSRdoYc

>>71338832
They should and they should sing My lovely horse.

>>71339446
to create a group full of shitty football teams to be exact so they can qualify

>>71339976
>Stop sending shitty songs
>to Eurovision

The contest is majority shitty songs.

>>71337314
It gets televised coverage every year on one of our TV stations. Eurovision is viewed as a big party to many of us and for some reason throughout the UK and western Europe, at least, there is always some random Australian showing up at pubs, clubs, festivals and parties.

Here is the Netherlands winning with an English language song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI78Bqp6z6g

>>71340023
Careful now.

>>71339330
We should withdraw from that ungrateful shitshow. It's pissing away money to be given the finger, like all things yurup.

>>71340212
People have their own Eurovision parties here and it's seen as a bit of joke, not a contest to be taken seriously. Of course that's because the UK doesn't have anything to prove as we have a globally relevant music industry, whereas for many countries it's their one time to shine.

Where would it be held if Australia won? I can't imagine them giving it to a country so far away from Europe.
London?

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>>71340023

>>71340314
London maybe yeah.

The Netherlands becoming second and losing to the bearded man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe8PRsW4T0

>>71340196
Careful now, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

>>71340284
Yeah, it's seen as a bit of a joke here as well. A kooky but fun joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJTtyCULaZs

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>>71337253
>Is your country taking part in this year's Eurovision?
Lately our Eurovision has been really shite so i stopped bothering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOf5EOZBZQg

This is the last one that was good and i've listened to.Hopefully we'll get something nice again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-UZG7bKgFQ

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god such a bullshit contest. people are taking it way more seriously than presidential elections

How could Europe even allow such shit to win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esTVVjpTzIY

corrupt piece of shit where the organizers already choose the winner before it even starts not to mention the enormous leftist bias
i dont know why are still taking part in this cesspit

>>71340707
Yeah this gives me a great idea :^)

We should turn elections into a sing off/dance off :^)

The candidate that sings the best gets elected for president :^)

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>>71337253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhLlXvkm65Y

We usually make it to the finals, but this year I doubt it.

>>71339952
Because about half of Israeli jews are Russian and Polish.

>>71340740
I think people might have thought she was retarded with how she was pronouncing her words while singing, so they voted for her out of pity. Remember to never go full retard though.

>>71340828
hmm, that would also explain Austria in 2014

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>>71337314
They have the skelly tho

>>71340689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfseHMyJ_w8

>>71339298
BOOOOORINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG no one wants to listen to this
>>71339421
boooooooring.
>>71339460
they're good!I really enjoyed it
>>71339526
such a genetic predictable eurovision song. nope
>>71340247
such an awesome song! classic

>>71340740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeOn-GG_eHo
desu I think even my country's entry was much better. at least it was entertaining lmao

>>71340740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Unb161ZI-s
i fucking loved this one. also from 2010

What do you think about /our/ song? Occidentali=westerners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OnRxfhbHB4

>>71337253
Turkey's been boycotting ever since the tranny won.

Maybe we're too hard on those hirsute beasts.

>>71341231
We should start sending groups like Elio e le Storie Tese, 2bh

>>71341231
At least it's not in English. This is why the contest has become a joke, nearly everyone singing in English rather than celebrating Europe's language diversity. I'll vote for you, Italy.

>>71340707
People take eurovision seriously?

It's been a meme-centric spectacle for years.

>>71341321
This 2bh. I want more cute songs in different languages

>>71341245
tranny? i dont think so. we are just boycotting cos it creates so much butthurt on our side.

>>71341332
It's the gay stuff that makes it hilarious. And every year the awkward Russians show up again. I can't stop watching this trainwreck.

>>71341396
>cos it creates so much butthurt on our side.
Jesus.
You're supposed to be the "civilised" muslims.

Just send Adele or that ginger cunt Ed Sheeran, or whoever other meme artist that is popular at the moment. People are dumb, they won't see through our plan and will vote. That bitch from Florence and the Machine can sing send her.

>>71337284
this.

>>71341478
it is not that. no one likes us and votes us for the sake of being neighbours(lel). We won in 2003, 2nd place in 2010 and 3rd place in 2004 we arent that bad. Not to mention last year a Tatar won which felt nice.

The national selection finals are today. Probably one of these will win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gzamGCOYEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkjYNqZ2Tpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efmEV8J5-ZQ

>>71341563
last year a Tatar cheated.

Russia won the popular vote but the judges said NOOOOOOO and gave it to Ukraine.

Why do we allow judges to vote in it again?

>>71341645
>Why do we allow judges to vote in it again?

Because of bloc voting and the general public being like little children and voting for muh neighbouring countries.

>>71341645
>the judges said NOOOOOOO and gave it to Ukraine.
no one cares. tatar won with turkish verses. im suprised we didnt participate this year after that

>>71341701
>Because of bloc voting and the general public being like little children and voting for muh neighbouring countries.
but even though that happens it balances out.

Is Russia really the most popular country in Europe?
Does anyone really believe that?

Just fyi we might send this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOtpBEzfuVE
it's said that this song mocks eurovision song contest, it;s justa parody
or this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAbwssQ-HWc
or this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptqkeA2bUfE

>>71341796
it is. Most of those old commie countries still suck up to the russia. They have big Russians diasporas to start with.

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>>71341606
all of those songs are really boring.sorry

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>>71341796
>i don't want to see this gay fest in Moscow

>>71341866
>Most
Belarus does.

They're hated in the Baltics, They're hated in Poland, They're hated by Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Moldova.

Communism DESTROYED Eastern Europe.
Look at Eastern Europe today, populations are PLUMMETING.

>>71337253
>Is your country taking part in this year's Eurovision?

I wish we weren't. Eurovision is the most embarresing thing about being European.

>>71337253
What the fuck, we are actually attending that bullshit?

>>71341877
None of these >>71341849 are much better m8, despite them not being exactly boring.

>>71341877
Yup. We had only one song that had a chance in eurovision, but it's already out.

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we're gonna be last this year

has there ever been a good Eurovision? I tried watching it once but it felt like I was watching X Factor with Graham Norton taking the piss out of everyone performing.

>>71341924
>Diasporafag
You have to go back

>>71342026
40 years ago.

>>71342026
From when it started in 1956 to around the year 2000 maybe.

>>71342043
>I know something about some countries so I am therefore from that country

Surprised this post isn't from an American tbqhwyfamalamalam

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>mfw ASSpain eurovision producers are being accused of rigged results
>mfw the result was in the media that sponsored the eurovision half an hour before the ASSpanish finals ended
>mfw we are still putting public money into this


http://www.lavanguardia.com/television/20170212/414266831070/eurovision-espana-manel-navarro-tongo.html

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>people still watch eurovision

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>>71337253
It will be another humilliation to Portugal. We never won and will probably lose against azerbaijan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56xzaiCZnQ0
the singer looks high as fuck I don't even know

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>>71341970
nah, I didn't say they're better. they're shit IMO. just saying that one of them will represent Lithuania

>>71337253
Yeah, what a surprise. We haven't participated since 2012.

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>>71342362

>>71337253
I wish it didn't

>>71341796
Are you dumb?

It's mostly because of diaspora, when Turkey was in the contest Germany and The Netherlands always game 12 points to Turkey. The UK public gave Poland 12 points last year for fuck sake.

As usual, we're not.

>>71341719
Just proves how fucking politicized it's become.

First Conchita Wurst because muh lgbt rights, then this tatar singer that sounds like a dying animal just to fuck with Russia.

Eh, at least the girl is qt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtgM7laoukA

I'm ashamed of how excited I am for the Eurovision now. It's always such a wonderful shitshow. Last year I even got together with friends to watch it and drink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qSt8Qp9ck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMgW54HBOS0

>>71344986
>What is Eurovision?
Getting philosophical now

>>71339421
I voted for her

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Italy is sending a very stereotypically Italian man. I like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmpc3fcrNJQ

Also, the Swiss girl fulfills a few of my fetishes. I have a thing for girls with big eyebrows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Y-5NtK4Po

>>71338766
Maybe Turkey is not european?

>eurovision
>somalis win
just like real life i guess

Why didn't he win?
Do Europeans have no taste and only like shitty pop in English?
https://youtu.be/c_PQtwa7c_M

>>71345592
>I have a thing for girls with big eyebrows
me too, and I live in a perfect place for it

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What did you think of Sweden as hosts last year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIG2AvyZG1s