I-I fell in love with you at first sight, please go out with me, Poland-senpai!
>>71297101
I hate Poles in Japan
I hope this cockroach OP go back to his cunt ASAP
b-bump
What is going on in this thread?
You're so cute, forgive me for everything
>>71297658
W-which country are you going to confess to? :3
>>71297713
None
Russia-chan, I want to massage you in oil and adore every inch of you
P-pls notice me
>>71297758
:(
I love Portugal and France.
>>71297842
Y-you too
I love you Britain!!!!!!!!!
>>71297101
I love Transylvania
I am Transylvanian
>>71297323
>I hate Poles in Japan
Why? Is it just the diaspora being bydlo as usual?
>>71298201
Actually due to entry restrictions Poles in Japan are quite opposite of bydlo
>>71298064
>>71297758
:(
I've loved you from afar for many years Iceland! Please say "yes".
>>71298064
Gib oils
Deutschland ich liebe dich
I want to Anchluß Austria with you
I want to colonize the Lebensraum with you
Together we shall exterminate the Slavic/Muslim immigrants who are ruining our great countries
The brits wanted us to be ennemies, but next time we are together against them
Let's make a new Karolinger empire
>>71298835
Disgusting.
N-Norway-senpai.... I actually love you from the bottom of my heart! Please accept my love!
i love america
dog bless
>>71298835
I love you too france
I LOVE ENGLAND
But England is so tsundere about us...
DEUTSCHES KAISERREICH
>tfw will never be loved by italia or german
>>71302244
Why?
I have always loved you how you bite off your reindeers balls off
>>71302458
because you always love Thailand
>they came here to transit to Thailand
>extend visa here and then back to Thailand without me manage to say hi
>tfw life as a bus stop
>>71298835
J'aime la France desu.
Entente Cordiale; pour un jour, pour toujours :3
i like Sweden, Russia, Japan, Poland and Malaysia :3
>>71297101
India may not Poo in Loo but they've left a big curry flavored deuce in the designated shitting street that is my heart
Austria is my countryboo
argentina is mine and the rest can fuck off
The country I love is fictional.
>>71305788
Faggot
I think france is qt but she calls me an uncultured monkey
>>71306514
>Depraved latin american culture
>No refinement
>No architecture to speak off
>Music is rhythmic, no refinement
>Women are vulgar
>Fashion sense is based on who could show the more skin
You are a depraved, vulgar AND uncultured monkey.
I think italy is a qt by she hates me
same for japan
>>71306903
b-but I love you france
>>71306903
you love my brazilian cock
Norway-senpai pls notice me :'3
>>71307020
no
SHE'S MINE
australia
love you cunts
>>71297101
japan deserves my love because they like us
pls notice me uguu
>>71307020
A single French man is worth 10 of your Brazillian baboon
>>71306980
It is appreciated. If you're talented enough you may look at me from afar
chile :3
it's so, LONG
>>71307193
why so arrogant you smelly shit , go take a shower already
>>71307249
The viper's poison does not touch the flying dove.
>>71307371
sigh
why french "men" are smelly faggots
France is such a qt |:3
>>71302244
we can be friend
>>71307249
>>71307406
>>71307408
get away from my gf you fucking subhumans
>>71307406
Success is an acquired taste. No wonder you're not used to it.
>>71307249
>>71307406
I like the smell of France...
>>71307701
That lovely apple smell from drinking cider is nice from you as well, England.
>>71307767
sacrebleu your faggotry gave me cancer
>>71307767
My favourite cider is Thatchers.
>>71297101
Co kurwa?
>>71307877
Would only be the third cancer you get from the crap you eat everyday.
>>71307960
I'm not a big fan of cider. I live in Bordeaux so I have to drink wine. I think I'll look for some Thatchers next time I go to the liquor store and think of you when drinking it.
>>71297101
I like America
Countrycest bestcest.
>>71308172
It might be a little strong for an undeveloped palate, mon petit dessert. Though you must note that taste cider from the bottle is also very different from tasting it from the tap. You lose a good part of the "crispness" to it.
https://www.amazon.fr/Thatchers-Somerset-Cider-500ml-Pack/dp/B01BP5J51I/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487397800&sr=8-1&keywords=Thatchers
And that's horrifically overpriced to import it.
>>71308899
Good Lord. 10€ a liter ? I'm pretty sure it's good but I guess I'll take cider instead of a beer next time I'm into a pub. I'll remember the name Thatchers tho.
That happened quite often to me actually. Going to an English pub ordering something new and ending up with cider instead of a beer.
Price isn't really surprising however. I can find bottles of Bordeaux Supérieur for 2€ here that are sold 15€ across the channel.
Thanks for the info, my lovely sprout. It's much appreciated.
>>71309147
You'll typically find Thatchers in a Weatherspoon's brand pub, if and when you're over in England. Aspall is also a good quality cider.
Just don't ever drink Magners or any Swedish cider like Kopparberg or Rekorderlig - they're all garbage. They'll be the sweet bottled stuff that many restaurants and bars serve. It's the equivalent of drinking Australian """"""champagne""""".
>>71309667
>>71309667
forgot pic
>>71309667
Oh boy I think I've had Magner in an Irish pub once. Utterly gross stuff.
Apparently the barman was used to it because he exchanged it for a Kilkenny for free.
I've been wanting to visit England for years now, mainly Yorkshire because it's gorgeous and I want to experience the "I have no idea what this man is saying" feel that a friend of mine experienced.
Any other region you'd recommend ? I'm more into hiking than visiting cities. Maybe i'd stumble upon you and we c-could cuddle
norway-sama
I wish I was inside of you right now and for the rest of my life~~
>>71310029
For quality hiking and cider, I'd say Somerset. It's the equivalent of Bordeaux for cider.
For not understanding what someone has said? Anywhere in Northern Ireland. The countryside is beautiful there when it isn't raining, the people are very welcoming and there's a huge range of accents.
>Maybe i'd stumble upon you and we c-could cuddle
I wouldn't be opposed to that... But we'll have to talk about it later in this thread or another one like it as I've got dash! Talk soon hopefully!
>>71310443
Awesome. Thanks for it. If you see a french flag posting that it's probably me, just call me "Mon petit dessert" and I'll know it's you.
Take care of yourself, lovely sprout.
>>71297101
Japan I love you
your history is fun as fuck, your movies all pure fucking kino, your cartoons and comics make me less depressed, your culture is actually interesting, your language is fun, your ability to retain culture and country is amazing, your women are fuckable, you made a song about how great our greatest president is, ily.
Please go out with me and hold hands and stuff.
>>71297101
N-no, go out with me, Sarmati-senpai :3
I-I love you Malaysia chan :3
>>71298835
>Let's make a new Karolinger empire
lewd
>>71297323
That "charging tanks" thing got debunked a long time ago, it's a literal nazi meme
>>71298271
>Visa not required below 90 days
>Entry restrictions
>>71313172
I ram my tank in your ass
j-j-j-japan
*turns away blushing*
Peru is my best friend
But i must confess my undying love for Russia!
Ruski pls come and save us from the american bullies!
>ctrl+f Canada
>0 results
>>71314614
*turns on my leaf blower*
>>71314232
you ungrateful shitstain.
>>71314232
oooookay...
Confessing implies a secret.
When you're in ages long marriage with someone it's not much of a secret.
>>71313481
I'll treat you nice, invite you in, show you my basement.
Let's make a delicious borszcz together, I will totally not spike yours with rohypnol <3
I-i love you, Poland.
>>71315232
POLAND IS ALREADY MINE
fuck off you vixen
>>71315287
>>71315232
hands off, whores
>>71307461
Fuck you, she's already mine
>>71305288
>russia
Just why? Is there really any reason?
>she's mine!
>fuck off from my gf!
>implying we don't own all of you dirty little sluts
>>71298064
I love you, Norway. You're what Brexit should've been, now we're gonna be the US' bitch.
please notice me Indonesia
>>71316387
Except no one likes you. You're like that fat kid in school that's always alone while your classmates get all the girls.
>>71315861
Surely you jest, Deutschland.
Go away. I like you but we're not yours.
>>71310565
Mon petit dessert, I'm back.
How's the evening treating you and what number of bottle are you on?
i wanna give a big kiss to poland
>>71316945
I was expecting you ! I've drank 2 bottles of beer and a rum cola ! Evening has been good, ate a leek fondue with cordons bleu so it was quite delightful.
What about you ? Haw has life been treating you ?
>>71301743
I love you too France. Qtest cunt in Europe by far :3
>>71317182
Slovakia, I love you
>>71316854
Wtf i hate france now.
Guess it's time for another Blitzkrieg
>>71317458
Beware, we have a fearful warrior, a descendant of the Gascon Knight, ready to bring France to its former glory.
>>71317500
What are you saying, Jaques? I can't hear you over all your tanks retreating!
>>71317098
Started my evening with a glass of sauvignon blanc. Was thinking of you. So far on my third glass of cider. Had pasta for dinner around my cousin's place.
I'm currently on mobile so it's hard for me to type up anything substantial. Sorry if I'm a little slow, but I'm having a nice time anyway, always love being around family.
>>71317625
>Implying we have tanks
Helmut,they're all burried in the ground, have you learned nothing out of WWI ? Static artillery is the future
>>71317458
>>71317500
Sorry roach, that's not happening. For your sake let's not make the score 3:0
>>71317732
>Sauvignon
Absolutely god tier taste. It's quite underrated around here since we prefer red wine.
Yeah eating with family is great. I know some people that never do those kind of things and I pity them.
Do you happen to have a discord or something ? I'm quite the talkative frog, even if it's just for small talk. I like talking to people. I believe small talk is underrated and that it's a real human feat.
>>71297101
I love all of you, Whether you like it or not! :3
>>71305458
Nice, thank you
I sat next to a dutch gentleman on the train today
He told me that "höhere Gewalt" is "overmacht" in dutch.
>>71317732
England, are we still friends?
>>71297101
ポーランドは好き!
>>71317808
>britbong
>>71318492
It's not nice to bully.
>>71317957
I don't, but I do know a few teamspeaks that we might able to chat in if that's okay? We can move to another platform after that if you want. But I'll send the ip(s) later when I come back.
Again, sorry if I'm being slow at replying it is just that we're exchange stories and I can't even typing away if they're talking!
>>71318323
We are America chan.
>>71318479
イギリス好き!
>>71318722
Alright, awesome, you seem like a cool chap so it's fine by me. I'll be waiting for you
>>71318684
B-but he started bullying
>>71297903
y-you too
>>71318839
It's just banter,bruder.
>>71318822
Cool my dude.
<3
The leaf desu.
>>71318839
I hope Germany and its people can get over their self-hate complex and stop flogging them selves.
It is becoming hard to watch. Please become a functioning sovereign country again and not the bazzaro , self-hate filled capital state of the EU.
>>71318908
Very cute.
>>71319064
Also remove the haggwitch you all have some how mistaken as a person and elected into your government.
>>71319024
Alright, since you seem to be having a hard time on mobile phone, i'll just give you my discord Encre#1298, if you ever want to add me.
Peace my lovely sprout.
>>71297101
I...is it dead?
>>71314836
I love you too
>>71319023
I know frère
>>71319064
I hope so too. It's really sad to see my country dying like this
w-will anyone love me?
>>71319924
>Oh you're awake anon ?
>I was just about to make eggy bread for you
>I know you don't like that so much but I still made you some coffee
>Will you kiss your french girlfriend or do I have to send Napoléon to force you to ? Teehee
>>71320067
I-I like eggy bread...and you :3
>>71319368
Noted, mon petit dessert.
>>71320118
Faaaaack off he's mine.
>>71320196
Not anymore. She is my lily now
>>71320302
>She
>>71320118
>Oh anon, don't be so direct with me that early
>You know I can't resist your accent, it just makes me melt
>Do you think we can picnic in the park today ? The weather is good and I'd like to just read by your side under the shade of a tree
I hate my life
>>71320367
we can also walk around and hold hands together before laying down together on the soft grass as I lay my head upon your lap
>>71320656
>Oh anon that would be lovely
>I'm still not used with how windy it is but I'm sure you'll be able to warm me up
>Should I make a salade niçoise for the picnic ? Or just some sandwich ? I don't mind spending a bit of time for you
>>71320067
>>71320118
>>71320367
>>71320656
>>71320893
Gay
>>71320589
Kek
>>71320893
I only need your pucci for our picnic 0w0
>>71321451
>Oh...uh...
>I see, anon.
>I've just received a message I have to go.
>Looks like our picnic will have to be cancelled.
>I'll call you perhaps...I mean later...
>>71321521
N-No wait...I meant bring your cat along ;-;
>>71321792
>Uuuh yeah sure anon
>Look I'm very sorry I really have to go
>I may contact you later.
>Or not I really didn't know you were...that way.
>You dissapoint me, frankly.
France, I love you, let's stay together and eat macarons
>>71321792
Wow that's so gay
>>71321945
>Oh Anon I love macarons. They're fantastic.
>You're so much better than an english guy I met some time before.
>He was really insentive
>Even if he was taller than you I still prefer you.
>>71321939
Nooooooooo!!! Come back Cossette ;~;
>>71321962
I don't mind if he is cute
>>71297101
I love you England-san.
>mfw I get no response from a bong.
>>71322205
I love chu~
>>71308566
I-I love you too Canada-chan.
>>71319368
My petit dessert. I've sent you a request!
>>71322409
R-really? Could I maybe m-move in? I don't smell, I'm not fat, and I can't remember the last time I ate a cheeseburger.
this thread is awfully gay. i am conflicted to how i feel about this. on one hand, s'pretty gay. on the other hand, s'pretty hot.
>>71322536
Not hm, but I can see you like Patlabor.
>>71322557
This is from Maison Ikkoku, but yes, I do like Patlabor.
>>71322536
I am starting to like you Ameri-chan
>>71314743
Sorry ameriga, thanks for the nice humvees and uniforms :)
>>71322551
I want you to reclaim me daddy.
faggy
I want to fuck Denmark
England, you can have The Falklands if you want, I don't really give a shit as long as we can be together.
Scotland, Ireland and Wales stay the fuck away from my husbando.
I-I lurf Cana-scwan..tchu huu
>>71325456
nah
>>71315287
>>71297101
ポーランドも日本は好き k-kurwa
Love France tbqhwy absolute bro tier people and comfy as fuck countryside.
Wish I could say the same about Germans
T. Brit
I-I like you USA. Had loads of fun with you then had to pretend like i didn't and shittalked you when i got home.
Forgive me
>>71327749
Poland gets a mention, too. They might be the saltiest nonces online but they are great fun irl