/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Mormons

Tinder will never help me! I feel my soulmates heartbeat! Though I am not near I can feel fate pulling us together! This is what hope feels like! I've found my fate! There's no sense in sitting around! Destiny is waiting!

Death to all non-objectivists.

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Toaste

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rateth theth gfeth

just pissed in a container, buds

>>71289983
It doesn't matter what she looks like anon. It's what your heart decides for you and if you feel that aching longing to have her then it doesn't matter what everyone else says! Volare!

>montrealers LITERALLY have to piss in a container

screaming and howling

oispa kaljaa

>>71290007
Didn't your city have to pump like 200 tons of sewage into a lake to clean it out only to keep pumping sewage into a lake.

Gonna go on a date buds

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>westies have toilets in their rooms

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>more Canadians in here than anything else

>>71290030
Is he gonna fug your butts?

>>71290036
The Mexicans have seemed to disappear

>>71290044
not yet

Sometimes I feel afraid that I'm never going to find love again, and that maybe I don't deserve to after the way I handled things with my old gf. But, I try to keep my spirits up!

>>71289958
Go get her!

>>71289983
>>71290009
This right here anon

Though she is very beautiful.

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>>71290036
real nigga hours

>>71290029
we pumped sewage in to the river, it only fucked up people downstream

>>71290027
Tfw cant buy beer, clock is not 9 yet

>>71290036
can't....throw the trudeau?

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>>71290077
>The rest of Quebec literally takes Montreal's shit

Quebec btfo

>>71290036
Emma and Justin would make a really attractive power couple

new wonderwoman movie looks pretty good desu

I smell a bit of piss and cum

>>71290052
Anon, I don't know if I can tell you what I'm feeling right now but lust is something you should almost never feel for a person.
If you truly feel love for someone you should feel like someone reached inside of you and grabbed your black lonely heart and polished it off a little, You should feel able to breathe a little bit better and feel this weird tingling in your back like goosebumps. That's a tiny bit of what love feels like.

>>71290099
doing a fat wank to the thought of this right this moment

>>71290100
>Strong female characters
>tfw no amazonian gf

gonna make some top ramen with sriracha lads

>>71288935
>56%
>not 56.25%

>>71290106
Peru Iceland Serbia Singapore

Rate my meme you boyos

Getting tired of this game pretty fast, going to start up my Cathar Roman Revival in a bit like some anon suggested

>>71290108
I know what love feels like anon, I had it, and I let it fall away because I was young and didn't really know what I was doing with my life. I've let go of her now, but I still get a bittersweet pang when I see her having fun.

Kinda want to take a bath but I don't feel like going down to the river.

>>71288869
kicking and screaming

>>71290151
what about a tub for baths

>>71290143
>Rate my meme
>no meme
10/10 best meme

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>>71290143
Oops forgot pic

>>71290158
That's insane.

>>71290143
Everyone can feel love again.

>>71290158
>bathing in your own pisswater

>>71290143
Check out this picture of my gf.

>>71290182
>pissing in the shower
Animal

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Gonna go to bed

Goodnight /cum/ <3

I wish Conway was a qt girl

>>71290190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUUhk-nPy5I

>>71290208
night

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>>71290208
Good night

>>71290230
austin was a mistake

Tfw not living in alaska

How long can you lads hold your breathe for?
My record is 3 minutes 30 seconds.

>>71290243
What is the big difference between Finalnd and Alaska?

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>>71290243
Their economy is in the toilet friendo

>>71290230
LEAF'D

>>71290254
Less niggers i would presume
>>71290255
Dont people get payed to live there?

hahaaaaaaaaaaa

here's a little somethin for you bustas

yeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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>>71290243
At least you aren't in Labrador right now

What is the best state in the United States, for someone who hates the NFL, NBA, NHL and MLB (major league baseball) and who only likes soccer and the major league soccer (MLS)?

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Been spending less time here lately. Is there typically this much of a shitshow of leaf autism at this hour lately?
Where exactly did they come from?

This place used to be very different some 6 months ago.

>>71290288
Hell

>>71290288
sports r for geys

>>71290208
nn

>>71290288
Puerto Rico

>>71290280
Seems like normal temps to me t b h

>>71290288
Guam.

>>71290288
Washington probably. They have a pretty fucking annoying level of soccer fandom there. They are huge NFL fans especially with the Seahawks recent success.

>>71290251
I just did 1:40

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>>71290288
You avoided me last time but I need to know

What are you even doing? What is the end game here?

Gonna do a rail of fun dip. Can't stop me.

>>71290288
Mexico

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>>71290332

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8RmBMDNVQ

>>71290297
Puerto Rico is not a state of the United States.
>>71290312
Guam Is an unincorporated territory.


It's not a state

>>71290273
>$1000 USD per year

That's just going to cover the high costs of living tbqh

I owed $400 in federal and $100 in state taxes boys

What's the best state in America if I hate Americans?

Which of you fucking dweebs ate my goddamn apple fritter?

>>71290360
california has more mexicans than americans

>>71290292
There are definitely more.

>>71290313
It has to be a place with nothing of the NFL


And where soccer is the most popular sport, and where major league soccer (MLS) is the dominant and most popular professional sports league

>>71290345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iymtpePP8I8

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Quebec has more Quebecois than humans

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>>71290288
Stay the fuck out of my country.

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The gf

>>71290360
>hate Americans
You'd fit right in in Cali

>>71290345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No

>>71290360
California or JewYork

>>71290359
Making the big bucks I see.

>>71290358
What causes the high cost? Isolation and cost of transporting 6 million burgers a year?

>>71290402
Only the urban areas of NY though. California to a lesser extent too but there's enough idiots there that you can't really escape from it

What's /cum/ reading now?

When will /cum/ coalesce into a single nation, with Semi-Autonomous "Mega" states?

>>71290391
I do not care what you say.


I just like the soccer of the United States and Canada

>>71290375
That place doesn't exist.

>>71290418
/cum/

>>71290392
Jooooooooooooooooooo

>>71290425
And I like Ice Skating in the Middle East.

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>>71290418
crime and punishment

>>71290414
One would assume a combination of it being north, out of the way, with a low population that's spread out over a large area, and the fact that nothing's really made there, at least not in vast quantities

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>>71290425
Soccer is a meme that retarded third worlders are spreading like a plague in my nation

You have to go back and take your "sport" with you.

America is baseball/football country and I will shoot you to keep it that way.

>>71290430
soulja boy i tell em

>>71290414
Yeah, it's not as bad if you are in Anchorage but the low population and isolation make stuff more expensive.

>>71290427
I know if there is any place in the United States, where soccer is the most popular sport.


Baseball is boring and silly, ice hockey is for homosexuals, basketball I do not like and football is fucked.


I only like soccer of the United States and Canada

hey i want a (me)

pls

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If this works i'm going to jump out of my window.

>>71290375
No such place in the US friendo.
Maybe Hawai'i but I know very little of them

what it my purpose in life

Im obviously too stupid to succeed in college, yet Im above minimum wage slavery

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>>71290418

>>71290410
I have a part time job and I'm only making 50 cents above minimum wage now since it got increased at the start of this year
What a crock of shit

>>71290471
Only 9.99$
Payment is shipped as ip bill

used to live in alaska

ama

>>71290470
Ice hockey is for psychopaths. It's basically just gladiatorial combat with something else to force people to do shit OTHER than try to murder one another

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>>71290482
>what it my purpose in life
Burger!

>>71290491
You shouldn't have claimed so much.

>>71290499
Are there black people up there?

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I post and the leafs stop rustling so loudly. As it has been for some time. Has it really been 6 months?
Hey some of you guys are alright though. Some of you ain't.

Somebody play chess with yer boy

No weebs no fags no bolsheviks no /r9k/ spergs real niggas only

https://lichess.org/dEtfXUCs

>>71290499
Was it cool?

DANCE
DANCE
DANCE
DANCE
DANCE
TO THE RADIO.

>>71290499

did you shoot ruskies?

>>71290482
You will be a midlevel manager at a wal-mart somewhere
This I decree

>>71290482
Sound perfect for construction.

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>>71290499
Why did you leave?

>>71290433
Dubai Ice Rink in the United Arab Emirates


http://www.dubaiicerink.com/en/

>>71290418
Romantic Transcendkekalisms and our Great Society by Anon MS

>>71290418
Dune

>>71290528
Yes, I saw a skating rink in Bangkok too.
They aren't good.

>>71290418
Federalist & Anti-federalist papers

>>71290508
there are military bases so yes. don't remember seeing many black locals in the fairbanks area. probably more in anchorage

>>71290512
i loved living there

>>71290526
family left

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>Dune

>>71290482
>yet Im above minimum wage slavery
That's not for you to decide.

not a fan of being alive anymore

Sure hate people of Semitic origins.

>>71290482
Learn a trade or start a business.

Wish I could go back in time and join the Sea People desu

okay


A question for Canadians

Which is the best province in Canada, for someone who hates the NHL and totally hates ice hockey. And who only likes soccer and major league soccer (MLS)?

>>71290583
Jooiooooooioooiis and arrrraabs

>>71290592
Costa Rica

>>71290589
You want to be part of a massive refugee crisis that got so bad they took to raiding the Mediterranean to survive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byCqOvRMOvo
choon alert

>>71290592
Costa Rica.

>>71290592
Rich Coast

STOP RESPONDING TO THE COSTA RICAN, GOD DAMMIT

HE WILL KEEP COMING BACK TO ASK THE SAME QUESTION

>>71290633
Stop being racist, Placer

>>71290633
We know, it's fun.

This is probably the highlight of his entire life having first worlders give him (You)s,Don't rain on his parade

I'd complain about girls ghosting me but I ghost girls too

I fantasize all the time about what it would be like if I wasnt such a massive fucking loser

>>71290658
>victorian tier outlook
fuck off
gavin mcinnes tells me to punch fuckers like you

>>71290718
Gavin Mcinnes is a cuck faggot that shoves dildos up his ass on live streams

>>71290418
Count of Monte Cristo (condensed down to like 1400 pages)

>>71290732
I bet you kiss girls faggot

Kissing girls is fun, especially if they have flavored lip gloss desu

>>71290418
Meditations from Marcus Aurelius

>>71290772
I bet you have sexual relations with reptiles

>>71290796
Was gonna make a pedo joke but it's gotten stale desu

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>>71290787
y-yea

>>71290805
yeah gettin kinda stiff

>>71290787
this
>>71290796
I bet you have sexual relations with prized show pigs

what does kissing a girl feel like?

Do you double dip?

>>71290856
like double dipping

>>71290856
good

it's also fun gently touching tongues :3 pretty erotic

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>>71290857

[autistic screeching]

This webm made me kek
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487025802129.webm

>>71290856
Bags of sand

You're all a bunch of dorks.

>>71290898
t. dorkimus prime

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>>71290898

say that to my face and not online

>>71290898
Kevin pls go

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One of the most fun things about having a girlfriend is when you interrupt conversations other guys are having with her and see them get a look of disappointment when they see she isn't single

>>71290919

haha yah

happens to me all the ime

>>71290919
Then watching them fuck her while you jerk off in a closet.

>>71290937
Back to the shed, Bernie

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>>71290870
the authorities have been notified, you're done kiddo

i'm gonna go fap and when I come back you all better have stopped talking about gf's you hear

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>>71290942
They'll never take me alive.

>>71290954
stop watching porn

Had to unmatch four fat girls today
If I opened myself to fat girls, I could probably get a gf today

>>71290942
>loli porn is illegal in his country
And people say we're the prudes

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>tfw no gf

>>71290937
Better yet masturbating and ninjacumming on the guy jerking off to his cuck fantasies while hiding in the same closet, without him ever noticing

>>71290975
:^\

>>71290975
Mexico has ascended

Someone scratched the front left door on my car today

Just got an email from the dean about Trump deporting illegals and how it's a bad thing
Epic

>>71291005
Are you sure it was today?

>>71291021
He must have had a meltdown after his presser today.

>>71291026
Definitely was today
I think some retard scratched it while it was parked on campus

keyed this nerds car today

shit was cash

>>71291021
Emails from every faculty about sit ins and seminars against Trump

The lefties seethe in anger: truly the greatest timeline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vebn7K_0XDQ

Ninjacummed on some guy keying a car today

Retard never saw it coming

>>71291021
but obama deported illegals as well

what is wrong with americans?

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Howdy niggers

>>71291070
Haha yeah what a faggot

>>71291077
Obama deported illegals
Trump is beginning mass deportations

>>71291104
Nice

>>71291077
But Trump is literally Hitler!

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>>71291104
It's a beautiful thing.

>>71291125
Really is desu
Probably not good news for that guy who can only attract Latinas

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>>71291104
>Trump is beginning mass deportations

>put all my energy in time to making sure trump wins, quit my hardees job, drop out of school
>finally MAGA
>no girls will talk to me
>no friends
i thought it was supposed to help my life
sigh.....

>>71291137
It creates a better situation for him, he can go down to sudacaland and be the crème de la crème on the desperate mestizo market

Just set my alarm for 5 hours from now.
What a horrible world.

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>>71291048

cant you guys see trump is hitler
i mean remember the berlin wall?
and now hes building one himself
holy shit im woke as fuck

>>71291204
wtf how did i not see this

>>71291204
Yes, we need a wall to keep dirty commies out of our country.

Perfect analogy, thank you finland. I will start using this more.

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>After the end of the 19th century, the number of master tournaments and matches held annually quickly grew. Some sources state that in 1914 the title of chess Grandmaster was first formally conferred by Tsar Nicholas II of Russia

heh, the more you know

https://youtu.be/NsvP9LOae0c

>>71291204
Really activates the ol' noodle

/cum/ is the worst general on /int/. Sad!

>>71291204
Trump doesn't have a mustache though??

>>71291204
Ofuk
whathavewedone

>>71291247
Why do you say so? There's /brit/

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>>71291247
We used to win. We used to win raids on other generals. We used to win at memes. We use to be respected throughout the /int/. And now we got nothing. We got nothing folks. You've got these 'Yuros' and 'South Americans'.

They don't know what they are doing. They make a /cum/ thread "great edition". It is not great. They don't know when it's great. But I know when it is great folks, 100 percent of the time. I know when it's great.

I am going to make /cum/ great again. And I'll do it. I'm not beholden to any single board. No other general has me in their pocket. Not like these other faggots. Put me in power and you'll get
quality threads, believe me.

You'll get so many quality memes you won't know what to do with yourselves. Memes. Memes. Memes. You are going to be sick of it. You're going to be saying to me "Trump we can't take it, please be a shitposter just one time" and I am going to say "No, it is great OC" and it is going to be great. It is going to happen folks.

We are all going to make /cum/ great again. It is going to be beautiful. I love you all.

>>71291247
>/cum/ is worse than /lat/
WRONG

>>71291271
Blame the psuedoironic namefag apologists

Just got the urge to play Vicky 2 but I need to go to sleep and I'm going to spend most of tomorrow out
This sucks desu

>lost the /cum/ empire copypasta

god dammit. This is what happens when I dont keep the archvie stocked on /cum/ lore

>>71291247
And /int/ is the worst board on 4chan so

>>71291298
Ain't that right

>>71291308
I'll give you a cum archive
*unzips dick*

WAIT

>>>/cum/

>Strongest general on /int/ for 68 years and counting

>Highest GDP on /int/

>Worth 51% of the /int/ economy

>Largest getsquad in the world

>Has military bases on 1/3rd of /int/

>Highest concentration of extra-flag technology on /int/

>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing general's military on /int/

>Only general that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce city and regional flags

>Developing a new generation of memes

>Only general to have three official non-meme languages

>Only general with a private sector actively working in space

>/int/ center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication

>Owns the most full country members in the Anglo World

>Won the /int/ Banter Wars singlehandedly

>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (/brit/ didn't win; look at them and look at /cum/ now; same with /lat/ in 1812)

>Leader of /int/

Don't like us? No problem.

At the end of the day, you are all /cum/rades. The Facebook you use (obviously we're too smart to use that botnet)? /cum/. Google? /cum/. Apple? /cum/. Microsoft? /cum/. Every other thing on the planet except for putting words on pictures? /cum/ You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether face or scrubmaster won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access /cum/ threads. You copy our leaf and our anime. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The /int/ economy is based on /cum/ dubs. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our King speaks, you listen.

You are ALL /cum/rades.

>>71291322
Good post

>>71291319

*zips it back up again*

thats enough out of you

>>71291304
Had this exact feel half an hour ago

Could have started up my nation now

Night

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FUCKIN WHITEY STRIKES AGAIN
PAY REPAIRATIONS

cuddle with me

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>>71291493
Enjoy the fires of Hell sodomite.

>>71291525
we are now cuddling

>>71291493
i've been a cuddle monster this past week and i fucking love it and need more of it

>>71291537
I'm not gay but...
HUGGIE!

>>71291571
that is wonderful news

fuck, all three seasons of rupan the third are on crunchyroll

guess I'll be going on a nostalgia trip here soon

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someday

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>>71291575

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>>71291657
At least you avoided this reality... For now...

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leave /pol/ to me

>>71291701
/k/anker

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BANG

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nighty night cumsies

>>71291683
is this an edit?

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>>71291758
aw, it is. the edit is much better.

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>>71291758
>>71291789
No, It's part of the MAGA Captain America series

>>71291805
is there a full edit?

>>71291965
Me in the mirror

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>>71291965

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*checks hand*

I fold.

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playing Dork souls with drops to like 10 FPS sometimes

this death sequence took an entire minute because of all the flame

>>71292130
your computer sucks

wake up

>>71292147
I bet mine's worse.
It shut down because it overheated while playing agar.io

>>71292165
that is also quite concerning

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>>71292153

>>71292153
Good night.

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>>71292153
/cum/ is sleeping.

Reminder that emotions are for women

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>>71292210
My readings say he is not wrong.

>>71292153
Fuck off
Go to sleep

>>71292210
*cries*

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when

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>>71292210
I was in tears earlier 2night when Sidney Crosby scored his 1,000th point desu. I've seen every single point, felt a thing cause I never thought he'd make it.

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Me on right

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>exempt English class for the whole quarter
>Tell everyone in my classroom they can come to me for help
>Nobody does
>Grades are given
>About 90% failed the class
Serves them right

>>71292309
Me in the middle
High, I'm Malcolm, you're probably wondering how I got here

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so

there's an interesting thread over on /aco/, pic related

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>>71292324
>talks about English class
>post makes no sense

>>71292377
Sue me

>>71292291
Needs to retire desu, sick of the nfl, nba, and nhl being dominated by the same players. Sad!

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>>71292400
"Hello? Mr. Greenblatt? There's this Mexican..."

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>>71292412
>retire at age 29

>>71292422
My fallout 4 character has the same beard

What a small world

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>>71292488
Here's my character.

GAS THE MUTIES, RACE WAR NOW!

>>71292377
It makes perfect sense. He didn't have to attend english class (presumably due to it being unnecessary) so he offered to help those who had to take the class. Nobody took him up on his offer to help, and 90% failed the class. Failing served them right, if they had sought his help perhaps they could have passed.

Why can't leafposters comprehend basic English? The bigger issue is underageb&

>>71292522
>Why can't leafposters comprehend basic English?
q u o i b e c
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>>71292522
>CHI's defending the Motherland this hard

>exempt English class for the whole quarter
Yeah, that is some perfect English Mr. CHI.

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should I play video games or be here?

>>71292520
>Anne Frank in the backround
>not Eva Braun

The Führer would be disappointed.

>>71292520
That's my irl haircut

What a small world

>>71292557
>Mexican
>American
>Leaf
Where the hell did you get CHI?

>>71292557
>CHI's living in New Hampshire
>doesn't even know basic geography either
Maine has the blueberry fields

just rekt the gargoyles my second try

I didnt think mage run would be this easy

>>71292564
I'm pretending to do both

not particularly good at either desu

You know, it's a funny thing.

I consider myself Kinsey 6 homosexual. I have literally never felt physical attraction to a woman. When I was a baby, I nearly starved before my parents figured out they'd have to use a bottle because I wouldn't touch a breast.

When I went to school, I literally was unable to see girls. Every day, I would go to class and look around and wonder who all the empty seats were for. I thought the other guys were crazy because they sometimes had arguments with thin air.

When I went to high school, I joined the football AND swim teams so I could spend more time in the locker rooms. It wasn't really the nudity-- I had porn-- but the *smell* of the dicks that I was going for.

That's why, in the Navy, I took laundry duty every chance I got. I fantasized about our instructor taking me in, adopting me, and having me as a live-in maid.

Naturally, I picked up AIDS somewhere along the line. Some seedy bath house, I guess.

Right now, I'm teaching a men's rights class.

Yet this post >>71292557
and its poster is somehow gayer than me.

>>71292603
I'm terrible at both

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>>71292566
>>71292567
Here's my secondary, Jaquandrius LeJackdon

>>71292580
You don't know what CHI means do you?
>>71292582
Don't have redditflags, sorry.

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>>71292612
(tu)

>>71292210
madam, I must say, you are very beautiful indeed

>>71292633
Greek letter? Chinese? No idea. But it doesn't seem relevant to any of the posts.

FUCK, I didnt know beating the gargoyles before talking to the golden cunt made him move

>>71292665
CHIcano

>>71292657
That's fake

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>>71292665
>he doesn't now what CHI means
How long have you been here pham?

>>71292672
what system you playing on senpai

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>>71292711

a toaster

just went up to him in firelink, hit him with a great mage arrow, and he backlipped off the cliff

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>>71292689
No, this is the fake version :^)

Okay so, memes aside

What would be the correct way to write this sentence?
>exempt English class for the whole quarter
By quarter I meant my four month period, and by exempt English class I meant I presented an special English test that freed me from taking the class since it's too basic for me

I'm tired

>>71292698
Only been on /int/ for a few weeks, my main board is /k/ but it's got stale, browsed there since 2012. Was on /b/ before that. Don't usually browse /cum/ or other generals because the quality of the posts is horrendous. CHI isn't an acronym (making the capitalization pointless) and spic or mex or something makes more sense, but who am I to criticize shitty board culture?

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>>71292809
>Only been on /int/ for a few weeks
A baby

>>71292809
>/k/
>the quality of the posts is horrendous.
that's because of you buddo
>making the capitalization pointless
caps is because he's yelling
>but who am I to criticize shitty board culture
you are no one

>>71292804
exempt from English
or
>exempt from my English class

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>>71292809
A fellow /k/ommando eh? I used to use /pol/ and lurk /k/ mainly but I mostly post here now. This whole site seems to be changing faster than ever tbqh.

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>>71292853
Got it

>>71292804
"I was exempt from English class for the whole semester"
15-week sessions are usually called semesters in the US, but it really depends on the school. If they're 4 months long it can't be a quarter.

>>71292834
i wanna fuck that gourd

>>71292866
Yeah, some good mostly bad. The post-election influx of /pol/ shitposters has toned down. They either left or got some basic knowledge of /k/ related things.

>>71292739
Did you get the ring?

Who's making the new bread?

>>71292910
I would like you to

>>71292910
tu

>>71292910
it's a bit chilly here, it'd take too long for the dough to rise