Why can't Japan and Britain be closer friends?
>islands
>monarchies
>hated by their continents
>gallant knights and samurais
>like tea
>very good manners
>unconventionally beautiful teeth
>cool people
Let us be friends!
The original Japs were black
>>71283884
yey(∩´∀`)∩
Japan is our friend. Get your own asian friend.
But Japan is a rich country
Japan is an archipelago
>>71283884
We are friends.
>>71284368
CUTE
>>71283884
Before WWII: competition for the colonies and naval superiority
After WWII: lack of sufficient factors.
>>71283884
It's all your fault.
Stop being a cheeky sneaky double-faced anglocentric racist.
>>71284403
This, we can be your friend britain
>>71283884
Both are treacherous liars too.
both have special snowflake mongs
>>71283884
>Japan and Britain
Distance is far.
>>71285503
distance is but a number
if you ignore Eurasia we're practically neighbours
If you asked "what country is the best in Europe?", Japanese answer Britain the most.
because the culture is completely different and there's no need for the two nations to improve relations
can't fucking stand weebs who want everyone to buddy up with glorious nippon
>>71285998
Don't be RUDE