So /int/ you're the board I come more too and I just woke

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>>71280100
>Johanna looks up to me “you can show me city tomorrow she clearly needs help and you’re the only one of us 3 who knows the city”
>I say fine, it is my job of sorts anyway
>We are walking towards my house now kind of holding her so I can get my car keys and drive her home
>We arrive at my apartment
>Johanna is trying to make the Australian girl not puke; she can’t even speak right while I get the keys
>Suddenly Johanna tells me the Australian girl needs to piss so asks me where the bathroom is
>She goes to the bathroom and says she wants to go alone; not going to argue with a drunk
>We let her
>5m in we hear the shower being turned on
>I’m confused as fuck look to Johanna to see wtf is going on she is confused as well
>We go to the bathroom
>LOCKED
>Now I’m panicking as fuck
>Johanna is too
>Door won’t move
>Try to shoulder it to no avail
>Call an Ambulance and the firemen
>Meanwhile I call a friend whose father is a locksmith
>Tells me to kick the door as hard as I can near the left of the lock
>I do it 2 times
>3rd time the lock breaks

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>>71280149
>Steam everywhere
>Johanna goes first
>”Herregut” “ anon you better come here”
>Walk in through the steam
>Clothes on the ground
>There is piss everywhere
>Johanna is looking down at the bathtub
>The Australian is girl is naked except for her socks
>She’s passed out, lying down as if taking a submersion bath
>The water is running, hitting her tits from above (my poor cock)
>She’s holding my razor in one hand and toothpaste in the other
>There is gigantic turd between her legs
>We’re both there speechless looking at the water running
>Meanwhile the bell rings
>It’s the firemen, they’ve arrived first
>Tell them I managed to open the door
>They come into the bathroom to see what’s going on
>They look literally shocked but check her vitals and see if there is any damage until the Ambulance arrives
>This petite EMT comes running
>”What’s the problem? Something about someone passed out ?”
>”Well..”

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>>71280100
I only post in this board.

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>>71280196
>She reaches the bathtub
>Confused face
>We explain
>They put her in a stretcher
>They take her away
>Drive Johanna home almost dying of laughter
>Wake up today
>It’s almost 9 PM my sleep is almost upside down
>See whatsapp text about meeting Johanna after dinner
>Go to the bathroom to get ready
>There is still piss everywhere
>There is still a turd in my bathtub
>tfw I’m going to have clean it up

And now I’m making this post while I’m leaving to go clean it. I officially hate Aussies. They took shitposting to another level

>>71280258
heh heh heh heh

sorry about the shit everywhere

it's still funny though

>>71280258
What the fuck lad aren't you worried about what actually happened

I never did Erasmus. I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a host

>>71280100
Haha. I did erasmus is porto

T.

neurotypical trash

>>71280258
Literally never happened. Pics with timestamp or gtfo

>>71280477
Bitter virgin eh?

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>>71280100
Liked your post anon.

>>71280100
>>71280149
>>71280196
>>71280258
>australian banter

>>71280258
Post pics

>>71280100
top bantz lad

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>>71280196
>The Australian is girl is naked except for her socks
I fucking love how Aussies shitpost even IRL

Good read. Success with cleaning it up.
Why the razor?

>>71280258
Are you gonna fuck johanna?

>>71283386
This
Elaborate for us, OP.

>She’s holding my razor in one hand and toothpaste in the other

hahahaha. Brush brush brush.

>>71280258

Thanks for laugh, but I'm gonna have to see a timestamp.

Johanna: Relaz m8, it was just bantz an shieeeet

>shitposting
>shitliving

kek, uncivilised, if i'd plan to commit suicide i'd do it to not make a problem for others (strangers), couldnt she just buy razors and kys herself in normal way in her appartament instead of doing it like an animal

>>71283386
>>71283453

I will try. Will do a thread in days.