/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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>>71259055

>>71259096
very nice pic, got any more pics conveying the truth?

Europe can leave.

>>71259055
marry fuck kill

>>71259090
That's a wikipedia you utter imbecile.

>>71259096
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>71259216
It's a 3000000000 word synopsis that you could have just linked to instead of posting it in its entirety you pile of rancid shit.

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>>71259234
We are doing our /cum/ duty and keeping vigil over sleeping Burgers, citizen.

>>71259290
Keep doing leaf work, brother

>>71259253
God Canadians are horrendously tasteless.

>>71259331
I don't see what my taste has to do with being indignant about your verbiage.

I'll keep fighting for American-Anons

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>>71259055

I'd sell my soul for a good cigar right now tbqh ladm8s

>>71259708
Your souls important senpai. Better keep it safe for something important, like a hot nip.

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missing Quebec tbqh lads

>>71259817
Better keep it safe for something important. Like a hot nip.

>not having a sissy gf (male) in 2017
...

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I NEED a cock in my mouth desu

>>71261119
Download some more fucking images.

>>71261119
go to gelbooru and danbooru and get cuter images

>tfw perfectly enlightened and rational

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>>71261119
Hello

>tfw a fucking space case

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>>71261525
Hello

Please give me cock

>>71261863
post tummy or butt.

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>>71261863
How bad do you want the cock?

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>>71262300
badly

Weird ass black eyeing my phone on the train

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>>71261863
I would give you furry instead.
Now suffer

>>71262429
Eye contact him and don't blink. Make him feel uncomfortable.

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>>71262399
well i'm pretty hard right now tbqh

>>71262453
post more furry please

>>71263112
I might get banned.
There is a board where you can post furry free.
Go there

>>71263165
the risk when mother country post furries makes it better

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>>71263308
Bears are cute

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>>71263743

I'm going to get an unironic gf

>>71264174
i have a cute gf (male) with a sexy butt

2bh if your ultimate aspiration is to shackle yourself to another human being and toil away to support some little parasites you're kind of a pathetic normie

God I love high school bands. So much fun.

https://youtu.be/ej_PWceNDDc

>>71264946
Nerd

https://youtu.be/dqCKoaaq9_c

Old timer Marching 100 alumni play together again, actually pretty touching. Great slice of life video from my city, a classic American Parade.

Morning /cum/

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Loli butt

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I'm fucking sick buds
>>71265317
How goes it?

>>71265578


NM, coffee, cookies, office, thinking about what phone should I buy during my lunch time.

Need something with octa-core

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Gonna make some more of these frogs today

wake up you lazy fucks

>>71265578
>I'm fucking sick buds
Know your feel. Been sick for the last few days, had an exam today and hopefully didn't fuck up too bad. If I get a D I'm okay with it.
>inb4 the D puns

Ah yes, the (((Jews)))

A yes, the ((((Shitcongolese))))

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>>71266496

Ah yes, the (((canadians)))

I LOVE YOU JESUS CUH-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>71266659
Jesus loves you too

We were staying in Paris
To get away from your parents
And I thought "Wow, if I could take this in a shot right now
I don't think that we could work this out"

>>71266659
OH I DOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOO

>>71266700
This song plays so fucking much
I'm tired of it already

90% percent of humanity needs to be castrated

>>71266860


Starting by you

>>71267010
*with

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Pick your class /cum/!

>black mage reporting in

>>71267383
Where's the class for normie?

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>>71266347
this ones for you.

>>71267383
merchant

Good morning /cum/

>>71267776
mornin

>>71259055
>crickets chirping edition
I get it. Cause /cum/ is pretty dead during the morning and early afternoon. NEETS, get the fuck up.

I think I've finally stopped spraying water out of my asshole. I think I'm gonna be okay lads.

How to correct:
make Palestine Christian again
or
make Palestine a Christian again
?

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>>71267588

>>71267847
make Palestine Christian again

>>71267832
>NEETS
We're all normies here

>>71267847
>make Palestine Christian again
this

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What would be a reasonable price for this donut?

>>71268025
$40

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Just saw this on google map. It's a street from California (LA).

Do Americans really think that's great??? Putting gay flags like that??

>>71268040
That's more than my monthly food budget. What a pretty donut though. I wish I had food for breakfast.

>>71268062
All it takes is a fool in municipal government with a rubber stamp to waste money like this. I think average person doesn't much care one way or other. I care in that this is what these dumb bastards are wasting all their money on.

>>71268025
I don't even eat dessert anymore. I don't think I'd be able to eat more than one or two bites out of this, I wouldn't pay for it

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How do I get a big titty white gf as a spic manlet who lives with his mom?

Considering buying Arcana Heart 3 Love Max on PS3 for only 6 bucks off my flatmate, almost brand new
should i buy it lads

>>71268062
Go away Frog

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dumb work
dumb sleep
dumb everything

>>71268062
that's in SF.. don't diss on my gay LA

>>71268210
I'm sorry you had a bad day Latvia

>>71268187
No.

>>71268062
I thought France homophobia was just a meme

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>>71268210
It'll be okay once you slaughter the Russian interloper.

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>>71268246
Its not about having a bad day, its about not having any time to come and chat with /cum/

Still have a lot of work to do
>>71268304
Cheers lad

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Americans of Italian origin?

>15 posts per hour

great thread

Well I haven't squeezed my intestines out into the pot this morning. Looks like I have no excuse but to leave apartment and pretend being a person.

>>71268411
Everyone's in class/at work right now

>>71268411
Keep it comfy, keep it local

>>71268389
They prefer the term grease-American.

>>71268433
I used to be neet. Now I'm merely underemployed. Which is worse for mental health and well-being? I couldn't tell you.

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>>71268438
fuck off neanderthal

>>71268411
ur mum is a great thread

>>71268504
Not white

>>71268389
Ivan please

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>>71268529
>he's a fucking nigger

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>>71268562
EYO LASAGNA

>>71268562
EYO TONY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvbSXVc451Q

>>71268638
HOWDY BILLY BOB

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>>71268582
>he's a fucking cum skin

I want to try this (no tomato and pickles tho, also less onions)

Any califags ever had one at the real joint?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zRxcv6sALk&t=646s

>failed out of school
>live in rural area with no one around except my mom
>no car to get around
>been sitting at home for 2 weeks now, haven't talked to anyone but my mom

not a fan of this timeline buds, the isolation is getting to me and i feel absolute dead inside, mentally & physically

>>71268708
Get a job

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>>71268708
I spent all of last summer inside my apartment
Worst time of my life desu

>>71268768
Same lol

>>71268708
um take a hike lol

>>71268731
I've applied to several job offerings a few days ago, hope all goes well for that.

>>71268768
>>71268813
It fucking sucks, especially with no actual productive hobbies or interests

>>71268857
where do I go?

>>71268891
Just put on your boots and start walking.

i wish i had tuberculosis

>>71268025
you can't eat blue stuff

>>71268938
Dat a ru' now bwoi?

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There's a guy who sits two seats to the left of me in one of my classes who keeps talking to a the girl who sits between us
On Valentine's day, he asked her if she was busy and looked disappointed when she said yes

Gonna buy a new shirt next month.

why'd they film this in some ghetto thai factory
that hot iron at 34 seconds kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8iG9HqQD_c

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What does the leaf mean to you /cum/?

>>71269089
I think I need to go buy clothes desu
I have like four pairs of pants
>>71269121
It means that Canadians were little sissies who made their flag a fucking leaf

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*punches you*

>>71269045
what an interesting story. i bet that's never happened before

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>>71268920
and go where lad? as you can see there's nothing fucking here (not my house but it's not far from there)

>>71269169
Technically not his knuckles

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Rate my theory, /cum/.Girls wearing your jacket because it "smells like you" is them marking that they're taken so other guys don't talk to them.

>>71269174
what do you need to hike?
a sick mountain trail with steep cliffs?
just start walking and discover what's around you.

>>71269200
>women
>being faithful
Kek

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>>71269169
There was a sticker on my campus on the side of a wall that said "fascist free zone." As someone who sees some benefit to fascism, I refused to listen to that warning and stood there. I felt like such a rascal.

>>71269200
My ex had her exs sweater still at her place

Didn't really like that much

>>71269270
insecure bebi

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>>71269235
>As someone who sees some benefit to fascism
Best move along cunt

>>71269318
>insecure

Like every other human on earth retard

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_upvli2v0s

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>>71269270

>>71269408
Me on the right

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>>71269135
I'm going to buy same model as this shirt that is now badly whipped. I even had elbows replaced last year. Sadly it's only made in indigo now.

>>71269408
I live in the western world bud you think I wanted a non virgin gf? I had no choice

I just shat out a pinky thin rope-like turd almost a foot in length. What does it mean?

>one dead by infected rats in new york

*first* world country

I have 2 pairs of pants, one pair of sneakers, one pair of hiking boots and one pair of winter boots. Also some solid coloured tees

If you do more than this you're gay

>>71269652
The garb of the contemporary peasant, everyone.

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>solar electricity is a viable replacement for fossil fuel based alternatives

>>71269652
>2 pairs of pants
jeans, khaki, or dress pants?

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Where should I buy my first house in the US?

>>71269772
Canada

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>>71269823
Well first we have to bend them over our knees.

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>>71269883

>>71269846
This picture still makes me laugh

>>71269846
Send her a VAPEMAN

>>71269744
One pair of jeans and one pair of khakis

I didn't include my suit

>>71269956
That's not me, anon
Look at the filename

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>I hate vaping

got maybe 5 hours of sleep, if even that

/cum/ discord, now with more stuff

discord.gg/yX8E7DA

testing out a couple new channels

>>71270007
I slept for a comfy 8 hours
Used to sleep like shit but for some reason I've been able to sleep well lately

>>71269846
next time explain to her that industrial society will inevitably lead to totalitarianism as technology makes increasingly easy to control and survey people and thus the only way to ensure freedom is to return to a hunter gather lifestyle

I'm built like a brick shithouse

>>71270105
that's really funny haha

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Me on the right

>>71269732
solar was a good idea in my state if you got into the market early

my bud sells his carbon credits to DC but he got this arrangement before PA passed regulations making it so you can only sell locally for a smaller amount

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>class peer reviews each other's papers
>mine gets ripped to shreds

>>71270154
Lol you suck

>>71270154
>being a big dummy
/cum/ is a general for smart people

>tfw two smrt too pass my classes

>>71270222
>smrt

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>>71270154
hmmm well maybe it was shit

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Taking a break from listening to electronic music and listening to a Swedish speed metal band's cover of All Guns Blazing, buds

>>71270240
>connectidumb

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>>71270240

reminder that fossil fuels are simply irreplaceable at our current energy consumption levels

eventually we will be forced to return to a simpler way of life but with a damaged environment

>>71270264
>ahknsaww

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>>71270242
>>71270244
>1 second

>tfw everyone in America is stupid
>everyone but me

just got an email that someone put up "KKK flyers" at my university

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>>71270373

>>71270342
this

>>71270373
Did they post a picture?

gonna cook now xD

>>71270299
nuclear is the power of the future
antinuclear lobby needs to go

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*lumbers towards you*

>>71270498
classic socal

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>>71270497
>Greenpeace supposedly want to save the planet
>they're obstructing the development of the only viable alternative to fossil fuel based electricity

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Thoughts on this fine young man?

>>71259055
Should they be called Chirpets then?
Crickets crick, you idiot.

Why do we call whites white when they're actually pink lmao

niggers should only have 3/5ths of a vote

My vote should count as 17/5ths of a vote

>yfw born in a shithole and not in America.

>>71271037
Go away Frog

>>71270466
no but i found on on twitter that showed it folded up to only show "JOIN THE KU K" and being held by a black guy on some local anti-racist group's twitter

i think its a false flag considering its supposedly KKK and the only source is this group

if it was Identity Evropa or American Vanguard I'd believe it but this seems unlikely and no Klan group has claimed responsibility

>>71270407
literally

>>71271052

dont bully our ally

>>71270604
a hero

>>71268273
Well, it's just shocking to see fag flags in the street like that.
I thought the California is a liberal state was a meme too.

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>>71271075
He's just here to make fun of us. Euros are always meanies(except for Latvia)

>>71271107
This frog doesn't make fun of us

>>71271099

>I thought the California is a liberal state was a meme too.

Jean paul, I....

>>71271117
I've been hurt too many times

>>71271131
y-yes amerikanu senpai..?

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>>71271200

every big population center in the state is packed with liberals

because of their higher population density compared to the red areas, majority rules in favor of the left

I love New England because _______

?

>>71271272
Will the inner section join the Flyover confederation in throwing off the shackles of our coastie oppressors?

>>71271312

no

t. inner section

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>>71271352
class traitor

Think I'm gonna make some burgers tomorrow.
(Five Guys copycat)

>>71271306
I suck dick

i need a uber wealthy japanese gf so i can become a class and race traitor

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>i need a uber wealthy japanese gf so i can become a class and race traitor

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getting sick of dealing with women

because I'm short they act like sarcastic bitches to me for no reason and constantly criticize/mock my behavior

just fuck off. sick of it

>>71271570

just stop being a manlet, dude

life will be so much easier

Man. russians are so fucking weird

>>71271590
haha if only. if I get angry at them they'll just label me as an angry little napoleon. I don't feel super down about it, but it does get annoying. I find that if ignore them and don't say anything they'll be a bit more normal to me.

>>71271306
beautiful part of the country but not in a breath-taking way, more of a cozy way

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name one black school shooter

>>71271570
When will you learn?

wtf, how did a snake get in here

just filtered germany

hate all germans tbqh not just this one

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>>71271780
learn WHAT? MANLETS WILL LEARN.... WHATTTTTT?

>>71271811
what an autist

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>>71271825

>>71271825
to know your place

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>>71271848
>>71271848
i mean, since we entered pre-school we are made well aware that being short is a negative in society. we don't "need to learn" that, we found out when we were 5 yet we keep on going

>>71271825
That manlets aren't really people

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stop bullying the manlet

This is currently the #1 trending video in Taiwan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVLYdkJRUR0

>>71272022
t. manlet

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>when his height starts with 5

if you are not 6'3 you are a manlet

fact

>>71272022
nah it really doesn't bother me online anymore haha, once a short man sees one of those twitter accounts that records all the anti-short posts, then his skin thickens up

it's the women's bitchy attitudes irl that get to you.

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>>71272059

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>tfw 5'11 but lied to girls that I'm 6'0
>tfw my dad is 5'6

Manlets BTFO

>>71271992
I bet you say that from your 5'8'' heigh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

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>>71272142
I'M 5'9"

Haven't nazis been normalized for ages? Is the media really that far behind?
4chan aside, I can't name a single person who hasn't talked about nazis.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lmedZuA0pI

Is this similar to American funk?

>>71272147
>>71272126
>>71272102

this is what I was referring to https://twitter.com/heightismxposed?lang=en

>>71272110
>wear boots
>grils are still dumb enough to believe I'm over 6'
>really just barely 5' 11' and might as well be 5' 10"

>>71272177

I can taste the salty manlet tears from here

>>71272176
Sounds like 90s music

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Would literally kill myself if I were a caver

Honda song a catchy

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How do I stop listening to electronic music? Listening to this right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_DX1A7f43o

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vete a la chingada nazi puto

>>71272583

listen to jazz

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>listen to jazz

>>71272583
Why do you want to stop?
If you enjoys it why stops it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTCp0kJYF30

Why are the people who make fun of short people themselves not very tall?

For example, they are 5'9'' and they make fun of everybody who is 5'8'' or shorter. I never saw someone who is 6'4 and makes fun of short people.

>>71272654

how could those tiny legs possibly hold up that fat body

Have you ever had a Cold Cheese Pizza?

>>71272690
because most tall people dont really give a shit like /fit/ makes people and manlets think they do.

>>71272692
Fat people have a hard time walking
I remember one of my fat fuck teachers had her knees almost collapse in on themselves

>>71272690
I'm a 5'11 manlet

>>71261119
I'm here for that

>>71272690

6'2 here, always do my part to make sure manlets know their place

Is 5'11 human tier or have I not learned?

unless you're comically small nobody's gonna give a shit
girls can't tell anyway
tell them you're 6'2 and your 4 incher is a 7, they won't know the difference

>>71272861
5'10 is king of manlets
5'11 is a manlet who has begun to learn but has not learned fully

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>>71272299
That's because it actually is. 1995.

>4'9"
>tell girls I'm 6'2

Lanklets BTFO

>4'9

women would have to look down to even see you, let alone ask your height

>>71272690
honestly the definition of 'manlet' is stupid.

If you're 5'9" or taller, you're not really short.
5'7" and below is where it's at. Any dude that bitches at 5'9" or above is just being a bitch. try being as short as me lmao

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>If you're 5'9" or taller, you're not really short.

this has to be the worst /cum/ of this year so far lol

If you're under 6 foot but over 5'9 you're good as long as you have a nice face and don't try to go for girls taller than 5'8"

All the autistic pizza faced 6'2" autists here won't clue on but a girl notices like 5-10 things before height on a guy as long as he's not comically short or tall

>>71273021
Leave then u fucking retard

>>71273159
back the fuck off?!

>>71273172
Go suck merkels dick muhamad

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>>71272949
>If you're 5'9" or taller, you're not really short.
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF

Who /Jew/ here?

I ask for a cup of ice water with every order at McDonald's

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>he doesn't know Merkel is a woman

feels good being tall

>>71273251
Holy shit, shitlord
Women can have penises too

we need more doujins of lesbians getting the johnson

>>71273237
nope. being serious. you are taller than a vast majority of women and that's what is important. caring about the heights of other guys is just fucking pathetic.

I'm 5'3" dude. You REALLY don't know shit about what being short is like. Appreciate what you have. Unless you're living in Minnesota surrounded by 6'11" Nordic-Americans you are just a normie.

this comes off as aggressive, but I really just want you to not be sad with yourself. I see too many normal height guys upset because they fell for misc and /fit/ memes.

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>>71273340
>caring about the heights of other guys is just fucking pathetic
Guess again fucknugget

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>>71273340
>I'm 5'3" dude

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>>71273379
is height a big thing in the gay community? I was not aware.

You realize the whole manlet thing is an elaborate ploy by 6ft+ autists to pretend like height is the only thing that matters to sabotage the confidence of their shorter anons

The tallest guy in my friends group has had the least sex

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>>71273416
It means that I'll always be seen as "cute"

>the frantic damage control ITT by the canadian manlet

>>71273488
sorry, I guess I didn't consider that the gay community would have a whole different view because all dating candidates are taller.

I know how you feel though. I meet weeb women and they throw "-chan" at the end of my first name

>>71273514
I actually fell hard for the /fit/ memes until I realized I wasn't getting laid because I'm an autist

I get plenty of female attention at 5'10" I just invariably spill my spaghetti

>>71273547
It's not like I'm participating in the dating scene anyway. I'm here forever so it doesn't really matter

>>71273584
I'm guessing you don't want to be seen as a cute bottom in the gay community though? you want to be on equal footing? there must be some other men out there your height that will treat you as such. even though you stay in a lot, do you know if most gay men dislike short "cute" men?

>>71273647
I'm a bottom, I just don't like there to be a 6" height difference between us

What's your opinion of Slavs? I think they're okay.

>>71273791
lol gay

>>71273791
Pretty homosexual if you ask me

>>71273802
;_;

>>71273796

girls are pretty cute

slavic males are worrisome

>>71273802
Didnt you admit to taking a cock in the ass?

>>71273830
i'm 5'11'' (and a halflol) hmu babe

>>71273864
ok and?

>>71273839
You bet we are
>>71273889
That's pretty gay desu

>>71273889
You have a gf now tho

>>71273829
SHUT UP

>>71273791
I'm sure there are guys out there around your height, you just have to start looking

I guess I should stop being sad about my height and practice what I preach

good luck gay-san

>>71273796
irl drunk unpredictable dangerous
on boards you cant smell the alcohol and cant get hit by them

>like watching videos about off grid shit
>all of the people who do that stuff are eco-nuts
Fuck

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Buncha queers in this thread that wouldn't lick the crust out of her panties

>>71273994
Cunnilingus is the fetish of the sophisticated man

>>71273994

>yankees fan

her panties have probably been passed around more than a collection plate at the vatican

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>>71273994
she aight

>>71273947
You too bud

>>71273982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um0vLPajk6U

>>71273914
true

>>71273929
also true

>>71274092
https://youtu.be/efI77fzBgvg

>>71274102
How is that working out so far?

>>71274136
>>71274136
>>71274136

>>71273796
They are okay. I got to know a polish girl who's the friend of a friend and she's pretty cool. Most slavs are okay in general.

>>71274060
I would marry this woman given the chance

What's her name?