>began the industrial revolution which brought the world into

>>71256468
this

Yeah but did you invent Jazz?

>>71256494
fuck off barry benson

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And yet after it all our best son is the one who betrayed us

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>>71256520
the entire bee movie but every time someone says bee Britain loses one colony

>be one of the greatest empires
>birth a colony
>colony rises up and fights against you
>colony becomes world power only a short time after
>great relations so its like the sun never set on the empire anyway

Are Brits the most dangerous people the world has ever faced?

>>71256567
being cucked by its colony... lol

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>>71256561
delet this

>>71256567
>only a short time after
Do you not have education in amariland?
You became relevant after ww2

>>71256567
yes if you want clean streets in your club district

As a totally non-biased individual with zero British family ties or ethnic background I certainly approve of this message.

>>71256586
Didn't you quite literally get cuckolded?
>get invaded by an African country
>they occupie and change your peoples genetic heritage
>invade an African country
>somehow loose
>forever a laughing stock of cowered

>>71256613
No tru tho

Britain and France petitioned heavily for US intervention in WWI

>>71256468
>began the industrial revolution
>pollution and global warming is a good thing

>theory of gravity
turned out to be wrong, and newton was a pleb-tier scientist who stole calculus from leibniz

>theory of evolution
okay you can have that one

>biggest empire in history
>hey guys look at all these natives we killed are you impressed :^)
at least we married ours

>colonies which became rich and powerful
yes, and only after declaring some kind of independence from your sorry ass

>world language
you have the usa to thank for that, not yourselves

>founder of parliamentary democracy
slight modification of an ancient greek invention

>invented a bunch of sports
>sports

>to this day still a nuclear armed NATO security council member
>nuclear weapons are a good thing

>one of the largest economies in the world
all thanks to a services based economy which will collapse due to brexit, something you brought onto yourselves

>>71256735
We did?
Didn't know that desu how do you "petition intervention"?
In addition why would we? The us military was not extremely outdated considering you didn't even have an airforce

>>71256755
>pollution and global warming is a good thing

So you'd rather live without modern technology? hahahah

>turned out to be wrong, and newton was a pleb-tier scientist who stole calculus from leibniz

Newtons laws are still basic scientific laws you utter fucking moron

>yes, and only after declaring some kind of independence from your sorry ass

Like Canada, Australia and NZ? Lol...

>you have the usa to thank for that, not yourselves

Debatable

>slight modification of an ancient greek invention

Wow look he knows Ancient Greece had democracy which was nothing like what we would know it as XD XD

>nuclear weapons are a good thing

well we could wipe out your shitty country

>all thanks to a services based economy which will collapse due to brexit, something you brought onto yourselves

Sauce. UK economy is doing really well :)

America has out done you and it only took 300 years. you guys have been doing it since like 400 AD and look at you now. Had to join the european union then finally left and rely on us to not get fucked in both world wars. we took your shit and did it better. dirty farmers and niggers defeated your entire army.

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>>71256848
Uppity continental btfo

>>71256927
Actually funny post from an American
Good job senpai

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>>71256848
>So you'd rather live without modern technology?
we would still have modern technology, it might not be as readily available but it wouldnt be built by some poor chink kid at the expense of 4 polar bears

>Newtons laws are still basic scientific laws
not for very large or very small scales. they were good for their time but theyve been outdone now, much like your country really

>like canada, australia and nz
still all basically independent from you. your governor generals are essentially just backup dancers. and if they decide to exercise any power at all everyone in the country gets mad and shouts "REPUBLIC NOW! REEEEEEE" see gough whitlam

>debatable

how would you have done it? in places like india maybe but people around the world who poo in toilets only learn english to speak to burgers

>he knows ancient greece had democracy which was nothing like what we would know it as
not an argument

>we could wipe out your shitty country
no you couldnt. usa would never let you use the nukes without their permission, since as part of nato youre essentially just a big american military base

>sauce
see pick related. but thats just your currency not like thats important for a services economy right :^)

>>71257176
>we would still have modern technology, it might not be as readily available but it wouldnt be built by some poor chink kid at the expense of 4 polar bears

What are you talking about? What does the way the modern economy has gone have to do with the fact we pioneered industrial technology and were the first to do so?

>not for very large or very small scales. they were good for their time but theyve been outdone now, much like your country really

Wow, a 17th century Scientists laws which helped found modern science aren't totally accurate any more!??! Wow! Jesus christ you're fucking stupid

>still all basically independent from you. your governor generals are essentially just backup dancers. and if they decide to exercise any power at all everyone in the country gets mad and shouts "REPUBLIC NOW! REEEEEEE" see gough whitlam

What does that have to do with the fact they were our colonies while they developed into modern successful nations?

>how would you have done it? in places like india maybe but people around the world who poo in toilets only learn english to speak to burgers

We spread English throughout the world with the Empire, after all our colonies are the whole reason the US even fucking exists

>no you couldnt. usa would never let you use the nukes without their permission, since as part of nato youre essentially just a big american military base

How can the US stop us? We fully control our own nuclear weapons. Of course we wouldn't, but we could if we wanted to

>see pick related. but thats just your currency not like thats important for a services economy right :^)

Look at economic forecasts for the UK. Most economists are now saying they don't think Brexit will even be too dramatic. We're one of the fastest growing advanced economies still even with the fall in the pound sterling. Google it :)

>>71256837
>airforce in WWI
It was an extremely new and primitive concept. Air superiority wasn't necessary like it is now
>>71257176
>your money is very valuable but not quite as valuable as it was 6 months ago haha UK BTFO LOL!

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>>71256468
Reminder that you wuz vikangz n shieet.

>>71257176
You might be retarded my Spanish friend

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>England has to make thread about how they're so great themselves
>France never does and we still get daily thread about that
But I still love you guys, you're great.

>>71256468
I agree
But I think that nowadays, it is even more painful for you to look back to your glorious past and compare it with the sorry state you are in today

>>71258044
That's because you have very little posters so people think you are underrepresented thus treated as something special

>>71258149
I'm sure that's the reason why, yep.

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>>71257176
You're Greece-tier. Fuck off.